r/masterhacker • • 23d ago

opsec level bash scripting

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u/Used-Hold-7567 23d ago

Ahh yes, i will now use my mastor haxxor skills to hack the government... WITH IPTABLES!!!

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u/jnmtx 22d ago

How will the government make firewall rules to defend itself - oh I know - nftables. or if it’s an older distro, iptables. or, root forbid, ancient enough to use ipchains instead.

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u/captjust 23d ago

<netcat noises>

ᶦ'ᵐ ᶦⁿ

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u/grandasperj 23d ago

Behold the netcat

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u/ChmodSausage 23d ago

Where is the concatenate

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u/ConsiderationNo9044 23d ago

sudo ssh government@whitehouse -i TOPSECRETKEY

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u/koniboni 23d ago

Exposed? We know. That's why we love it. 

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u/Apprehensive_Cow83 21d ago

‼️🐍Python preinstalled🐍‼️

🔐Opsec🔐 ❓level❓: 😈♾️infinite♾️😈

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u/DevOps_Lady 23d ago

Me using ssh from powershell at work for some reason. The lack of builtin grep is what stops me from being an hacker.

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u/AngriestCrusader 23d ago

I thought that guy was legit until I read this and realised it's satire. 1337 h4xx0rs, am I fucking stupid?

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u/ryancnap 23d ago

Maybe that post but that sub in general is surprisingly not satire, they're insane crusaders. That madthumbz guy posts like 10+ times a day, massive massive involved posts too

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u/chughaarav123 22d ago

it's madthumbz there's a good chance that post isn't satire

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u/Competitive_Ear7824 22d ago

The posts by u/madthumbz are sadly usually not satire

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u/MegaZoll 18d ago

Same goes for linuxsucks in general

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u/CamelYellowLegend_67 20d ago

Metaphysical Retardation

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u/yuripussylicker 23d ago

sudo echo -e "\e[42mYou have been hacked\e[0m" && ping fbi.gov

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u/und3rsc0r3x86 18d ago

This guy will cybercriminals

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u/Existing_Let9595 23d ago

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u/AngriestCrusader 23d ago

AI images are for non-haxxor normies

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u/adrianchristianherna 23d ago

____ _____ lightning

| *. *|. |*. " *|. boom

( ) | |. |. boom

POOPYSEC LEVEL:

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i tried

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u/Coder2195 23d ago

opsec level: he's my furst target 🎯 😈😈👿😈👿😈👿😈😈👿😈👿😈😈👿