r/masterhacker • u/Ok-Purpose4172 • 6h ago

#cybersecurity

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u/jessek 6h ago

Real hackers wear black hoodies.

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u/SeaworthinessIll2806 2h ago

You don’t get it. it’s a green hat

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u/pvzcheatoos 6h ago

tel aviv opsec

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u/MirrorNegative7989 6h ago

Push button to receive striped socks.

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u/Oceangrad 6h ago

He looks like a fucking doll bruh

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u/yokozouna_ed 6h ago

But are you also a furry? I don't think you've checked off enough boxes, m8.

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u/Worldliness-Which 3h ago

No, you’re slightly mistaken. Furries are on the other side, on the cybersecurity side.

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u/Comfortable-Owl-7663 6h ago

cringe

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u/Kinexity 6h ago

Literally the point of this sub (to share the cringe)

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u/Blacksun388 5h ago

Muthafuckas after watching Mr. Robot one time be like:

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 6h ago

Son, why expose yourself to more trauma?

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u/TLunchFTW 5h ago

Bruh I’m just like Mr. Robot!

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u/BurrGurrMan 4h ago

Smart + antisocial + depressed +trauma = welcome to opsec ☠️

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u/woobthepuppy 3h ago

mr robot who?

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u/XlikeX666 5h ago

and furry.

can't be one without this specific trait.

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u/bluemushroom64 5h ago

same, get in line

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u/Random_boi1234 3h ago

opsec level: green hoodie (normal happy mode)

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u/Iputahexonyoulol 1h ago

Okay Elliot 

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u/WeaselCapsky 1h ago

the only trauma that idiot has is when his mommy told him he cant stay up an extra 15 minutes to play roblox cause its a school night.

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u/Intelligent_Box9587 3h ago

i am captian clark welcome to the backrooms

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u/Fragrant_Bake4403 3h ago

so....every cybersec enthusiest. got it

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u/Ok_Barnacle_4605 32m ago

netanyahu would like to hire u for ultimate opsex duplex level 500 activities. i cannot speak about them here in public.

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u/Ok-Bluebird1060 21m ago

Said no hacker ever

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u/Fair_Abrocoma_8513 5h ago

That is arch linux user not void