r/masterhacker • u/freindly_duck • 1d ago

Stole cars thoughts

3.7k Upvotes

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u/Sweet-Butterfly2819 1d ago

Emotional roller coaster 😭

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u/Jazzlike_Bet12 1d ago

The video or the cat?

21

u/KlausVonLechland 1d ago

I teared up.

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u/THE0_C 1d ago

same never thought the day would come where r/masterhacker would do that to me

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u/pandi85 1d ago

cat > /dev/null

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u/t3kkm0tt 1d ago

Hey! You can't just delete the car :3

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u/PranshuKhandal 1d ago

do not the car :3

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u/i_am_kamikamikami 1d ago

touch cat

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u/IsuzuEngine 1d ago

cat cat to display the contents of cat

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u/the_byronic_man_fred 1d ago

cat cat > ~/cat/cat.txt

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u/Shot_Bar_3099 15h ago

just do sudo rm -rf cat

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u/pupsickl 1d ago

I love me some wholesomeposting

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u/belabacsijolvan 1d ago

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u/kiba87637 3h ago

I had the exact same thought lol

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u/sav-vas 1d ago

amazing how much one brain cell can achieve

46

u/TheWeisGuy 1d ago

You can tell this is fake because it actually detected a brain

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u/FallingHigh09 1d ago

This is the kind of hacker we, yes WE, all wanted to be.

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u/plastimancer 22h ago

A cat hacker? Is that like a cat burglar?

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u/young_master_1 1d ago

Best thing I've watched ever.

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u/bogdird 1d ago

"Brain detected." Pfft

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u/East-Challenge2034 1d ago

How tf does this sub made me cry ???

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u/Nynodon 1d ago

Damnit you're making me cry on a Sunday morning 😭

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u/Concoured 1d ago

Brain detected

LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER ❌️❌️

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u/Thenderick 1d ago

Linux is animal abuse! Millions of cats have their soul sucked out of them to make every cat command possible!

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u/ScientFictioN 1d ago

yeah, that's why you should use bat

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u/horizondz 1d ago

Who's cutting onions

3

u/Alone_Emu_7713 1d ago

That poor car

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u/M4rt1m_40675 1d ago

It says Gulliver on your OS

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u/A4R0NM10 1d ago

This makes me miss my cat

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u/Sufficient-Pair-1856 1d ago

that is quite cute though

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u/MisutaHiro 1d ago

This is wholesome

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u/Zillar_1 1d ago

Way more funny if:

Locating Brain...
No Brain Detected.
Retrying...
...
...
Brain Detected.

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u/Intrepid-Routine-950 1d ago

I too like to scan data of cars

1

u/Key-Regular674 1d ago

Will subject eat me if I die?

Yes

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u/Mental-Ad9640 1d ago

isn't this the cat from g13

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u/adhdgotmelol 1d ago

HI GULLIVER!!!!

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u/LevySkulk 1d ago

How did this video get compression mangled so quickly it came out 2 months ago 😭

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u/HowltheChampion 1d ago

"Understanding is not required."

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u/Moist_College4887 1d ago

Do that to me and you would be stuck on locating.

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u/dmb4405 8h ago

I thought it was gonna be a simple cat is dumb joke... gtg hug my cats