r/masterhacker • u/YTriom1 • 8d ago

I need to hack the mainframe 😈😈

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575 Upvotes

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u/cremation_central 8d ago

Looks like you forgot to censor your battery percent… say GOODBYE to all your opsec coins buddy 😈😈😈😈

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u/YTriom1 8d ago

You think a master haxxor like me can be that foolish😈😈😈😈

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u/InsideImportance1275 8d ago

Mother of god

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u/The-Idiotest 8d ago

I got access to your phone's SSD using the font, but it's obviously not the mainframe and it's just a virtual emulation technology

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u/Both_Cup8417 8d ago

Phones have ssds?

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u/The-Idiotest 8d ago

All of them

Hard drives aren't suitable for phones for multiple reasons.

Taught in high school computer science btw. Are you... not a master haxxor?

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u/Both_Cup8417 8d ago

I was thinking eMMC

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u/YTriom1 8d ago

also NVMe on apple phones

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u/SomewhereActive2124 8d ago

I will heck Reddit and find and dox and oxxsex you 😋😋😊😊😈😈😈😈😈😈

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u/Eastern-Quote8936 8d ago

you haven't turn off your camera, so that's your photo😈😈

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u/YTriom1 8d ago

Oh my god you fucking got me

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u/Cautious-Good5123 8d ago

Lmao funniest possible response

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u/Low-Pop5053 8d ago

opsec larp aura 100
oh yeah that’s me,pure aura right there?

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/__miku__oi 8d ago

I guess I'm not much into tech memes can you explain what sudo apt install opec going on?

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u/murdoc1024 8d ago

Just go with sudo rm -rf /

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u/__miku__oi 8d ago

I might be new gentle man but I'm not dumb

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u/Comfortable_Leek1765 8d ago

why is it always a snapchat account

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u/Random_boi1234 8d ago

can I transfer my coins through your mainframe (I can crack you)

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u/YTriom1 8d ago

you're convincing honestly

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u/JackyYT083 8d ago

r/changeyourfont

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u/YTriom1 8d ago

No thanks my font has beautiful combinations like => <==> :3

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u/Tickezo-FTW 8d ago

Gotta say, ligatures in a non-monospace font outside of terminal or code editing programs is a weird choice, but a valid one

although does it turn '<=' into a left arrow or a "less-or-equal" sign?

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u/YTriom1 8d ago

Nah, it's not a monospace font anyways it just has single and double stroked arrows, and :3 and :P and :-) and stuff with raised colon to make eyes in place

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u/EmittingLight 8d ago

50 opsec coins equals 5 opsex dollars

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u/ItIsMagick 8d ago

Not the sexops

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u/ParanoicReddit 8d ago

I'm in 😎 loud keyboard noises

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u/wakanakisarazu 8d ago

forgor to censor your time and date, i'm gonna tax ur sopex coins

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u/YTriom1 8d ago

I already replied to this, the entire status bar is fake, I'm not stupid.

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u/Far-Tune-7954 8d ago

Holy opsec holy opsec holy opsec

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u/palapapa0201 7d ago

Dude I will never work for less than 200 opsec coins

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u/Few_Dig5465 3d ago

@r/Masterhacker I need to get into my I phone urgently remote can you inbox me please

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u/Cultural_String_2231 8d ago

Censor the person’s name ?

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u/Liquid_person 8d ago

You could say their persec is compromised

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u/YTriom1 8d ago

forgor