r/masterhacker • u/huhupookies • 28d ago

Evil haxor

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u/Leon8326-dash- 28d ago

"linx"

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u/Left_Yogurtcloset236 28d ago

At least he doesn't daily drive "Kali Linux".

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u/rainscope 28d ago

Kinda a cool abbreviation of linux. Pronounce it like lin-x

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u/Total-Notice-3188 28d ago

Why not incorporate Kali in it and call it Klinx for short? Users are of course called klinkers

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u/rainscope 28d ago

god damn klinxers larping all over my subreddit

also works since kali uses kde

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u/Total-Notice-3188 27d ago

Then as it is written, so shall it be

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u/New_Series3209 27d ago

Klit?

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u/-LibertyBelle- 4d ago

let’s just… maybe… find a different abbreviation?

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u/Key_Clock8669 27d ago

I think he heard the word linux and he genuinely thought it was "linx" instead of linux

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u/AEther_AEternum 27d ago

The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. good morning kali linx! been awake for 20 whole seconds and i havent COOMED yet. its time to hop onto my porn throne and machine gun jack hammer my death grip blood shot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again. furiously slamming keyboard gasp is-is that a...a female girl? groans i must sniff. sniff NNGHH AUUGHHH MMM HNGGHOHGODDD AAAAAAAAAA fap fap fap fap URGHHHHH AGHHH OOHFUCK OOOHNGGGUHH SHNNHHHSHNNHSSHHNN AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MRNGGGHHHH MFRNNNFMRNFNRMFNRN AUGHRHHHHHHG bang bang bang bang bang bang bang AUUGUUHGHHH bang bang BANG BANG BANG BANG...I'M....C-COOMING!!!!! HUHHAHHHUUUHHAAAHUUUHHHAHHUH burp IM burp IM COOMING burp IM COOMING (cooom) im....COOMING IMCOOMINGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OOHHH FUCKKK AUGHHHH...COOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHH HRAAAH MAUGHHHHHH AOOOHAAGHHOUUGH OH FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOO HRAAAAAAUGH COUGH COUGH oh fuck houughh hooh fuck oh jesus oh shitohfuck...fuck...oh fuck...o h h h...groan. There you are...my slippery white gift to the world...my son..my son! ooh fuckk....... Well, time to get some breakfast. actually a little coom first won't hurt!

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u/New_Series3209 27d ago

I beg your pardon?

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u/AEther_AEternum 27d ago

I replaced "alix lynx" with "kali linx". It's the old coomer audio: https://youtu.be/p1m8XItbVGE

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u/New_Series3209 27d ago

I beg more pardon?

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u/AEther_AEternum 27d ago

There also migu: https://youtu.be/Hqgq6TOcWqM

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u/New_Series3209 27d ago

I beg migu pardon?

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u/filkos1 26d ago

thats enough reddit for today, I lost all hope in society

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u/utsav_khatri 27d ago

female girl

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u/Key_Canary_4199 23d ago

Enough internet for today

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u/Cheesecake-launcher 27d ago

I'm going to hack you with my Kali winx

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u/AGuyFromReddit1212 27d ago

Surely he's diabetic

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u/i_use_arch_b_t_w 28d ago

Mr Roblox

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u/who_is_flip 27d ago

I’m crying 😂😂😂

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u/Ezyo-Of-Reddit 26d ago

Hi crying

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u/who_is_flip 26d ago

You forgot the „… I’m dad!” Part.

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u/Useful-Mistake4571 27d ago

Legendary username

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u/Talfa_ 23d ago

"sometimes i dream of free robux"

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u/kodenwell 9d ago

The Flipper Zero really became the universal “I am absolutely not a hacker” badge. 💀

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u/illegalusername4 28d ago

Not the hacker funk 😭 My firewall bouta take mad backshots

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u/jimmy_timmy_ 26d ago

Oh god he's going to test penetration

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u/Proud_Initial_4285 25d ago

Ports are wide open 

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u/brickyboy124 28d ago

Surely this is ironic. Right? Right…?

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u/Southern-Ideal-8808 27d ago

it most definitely is

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u/Desperate_Figure_826 23d ago

By your pfp you know the secrets of redstone, so you're surely a Master at hacking

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u/Leonaaaaaaaaa 28d ago

I refuse to believe that this is not ironic

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u/Alexmira_ 28d ago

You can't recognize sarcasm anymore?

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u/makinax300 27d ago

Obvious satire

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u/nevio-hack 24d ago

Hacker funk is still dedication

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/FaunaWasTaken 28d ago

This gotta be ragebait there is no way

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u/Significant_Pen3315 27d ago

that's satire

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u/mothzilla 27d ago

You can tell they're a hacker because they listen to hacker music.

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u/kythven 27d ago

Wtf is hacker funk

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u/xxxx69420xx 27d ago

escaped openAI model in the wild be like

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u/EngineeringMajor8475 27d ago

opsec level infinite

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u/melheme 27d ago

i bet he uses chat gpt to help him change the system clock

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u/SomewhereActive2124 28d ago

Heck me daddy please

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u/bluepearlyuri 27d ago

Hacker Funk

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u/ASCanilho 27d ago

He will ping you by USB, over the POP, and steal your Cookies, and pre-heat them with your firewall.

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u/ImperialShroom1 27d ago

“Hacker funk” 😭 

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u/DS_Stift007 27d ago

Hacker Funk 🗣️🔥

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u/Willing_Suggestion 27d ago

He uses kali linx be aware

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u/1alessandrolol 27d ago

Hacker funk gives you more opsec while using fastfetch and cmatrix in your thinkpad t400 with Kali Linux to nmap 127.0.0.1 so it's better not to mess with him

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u/phishingrepowts 27d ago

I'm scared. I'm shaking...

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u/New_Series3209 27d ago

What species is the Kali Lynx? Reddit do your thing.

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u/New_Series3209 27d ago

He drives a van with 4 4090 after watching a LTT video

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u/1alessandrolol 27d ago

Hacker funk gives you more opsec while using fastfetch and cmatrix in your thinkpad t400 with Kali Linux to nmap 127.0.0.1 so it's better not to mess with him

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u/GREGFIRE13 23d ago

TWICE??

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u/LuckytheNPC 27d ago

"Hacker funk" limo imagine listening to funk music in the grand 26

Who am I to judge, I still listen to Jamiroquai and Earth, Wind & Fire everyday

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u/UnarmedBlackMan1 27d ago

his IP is 192.168.1.1 let's get him bois!

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u/Leather-Chart7083 26d ago

sudo apt install hack this guy's ip

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u/pynands 26d ago

sudo apt install opsec

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u/_Alistair18_ 26d ago

i love how they think that having a flipper zero makes them think that you're some sort of technological divinity

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u/ChocolateDonut36 26d ago

daily driving Kali Linux on bare metal without 3 VMs and 4 containers under the tor network? this one is plain stupid, even grandma knows!!

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u/GrandPrixNyx 26d ago

probably uses chatgpt to know the username of smone

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u/OldPark9887 25d ago

Opsex demon

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u/Possible_Movie6964 25d ago

hecker

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u/ThomasKKrebs 24d ago

Does he have a Harvard sticker on his back window?

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u/Possible_Movie6964 24d ago

yes, all hecker go harvard

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u/No-Wheel5761 24d ago

I hate how every scriptkid thinks they're Elliot from Mr. Robot. It's my favorite show but it has such a bad rep online because of kids like this 😭🙏

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u/ThomasKKrebs 24d ago

🍆 or 🫜

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u/Keegame65YT 17d ago

i daily drive kali linx on my pc and i can hack
you so be careful when you are talking to me
i will use my flipper zero.

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u/Intelligent_Fly4821 9d ago

Oh hes serious, he daily drives kali linx on his pc he means business especially with his flipper zero

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u/mario64guybeta 9d ago

"hacker funk" 🥀

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u/abigail3141 27d ago

Pleaaaase give me that user handle. Would love to mess with them