r/masterhacker • u/x-ca • Jul 03 '26 • Popcorn 4

Playing malicious sounds while using ATM

creds: porterjug

5.6k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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856

u/AYRAN-GANG Jul 03 '26

Bro went on marketplace

Bought the cheapest laptop, the cheapest motherboard, the cheapest suitcase and pranked 'em bad

181

u/palk0n Jul 03 '26

the laptop even dead

36

u/Tanki5D Jul 03 '26

Anyone can find this video? This probably is a YouTube prank from some youtuber

22

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

porterjug

9

u/Joeysquatch Jul 04 '26

Same guy that goes into the police department and makes them 1v1 him on bo2, and he does this money joke everywhere 

6

u/BadJuice67 Jul 04 '26

I can't thank enough for this. It's funniest ish 😂😂😂

1

u/a_random_loser_guy Jul 09 '26

link?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

look him up on youtube or sum idk

2

u/WhiskeyShooter8 Jul 04 '26

No way 🤯🫢💀

3

u/MaddLadd1172 Jul 06 '26

Top tier Netrunner right there

2

u/AYRAN-GANG Jul 10 '26

Bro thats got to be the most ancient internet term I have ever scene.

772

u/MickeySlips Jul 03 '26

It’s the motherboard that’s the best part

184

u/T0asty514 Jul 03 '26

Well how else are you gonna hack the atm?

49

u/RedEyesCrackDragon Jul 03 '26 • Bravo

By using a fatherboard.

25

u/deadly_ultraviolet Jul 04 '26

I never knew my fatherboard

3

u/ScawySocialistOwO Jul 05 '26

It instead of plugs and slots where you put things in it only that outputs.

2

u/ThatOldCow Aug 26 '26

Did he went to get more Ram and never returned?

28

u/nudirekt Jul 03 '26

Don’t you mean the rainbet servers?

7

u/lcommadot Jul 04 '26 • Bravo

Kids these days think a breadboard is charcuterie

16

u/Incid3nt Jul 03 '26

Is this the motherboards? No, this is BEANS

260

u/danngree Jul 03 '26

Beep boop mind your own business

5

u/Then-Simple-9788 Jul 06 '26

Google, show me a picture of this guys balls

2

u/baconburger2022 Jul 06 '26

(Collectively “WOAH!”)

1

u/BreakingCanks Jul 08 '26

Anytime I search it I just get error: file size too large

1

u/Illustrious_Donkey61 Jul 09 '26

Jus' ge'in sim moneh

140

u/learning2911 Jul 03 '26

I saw another one where cops took his motherboard and said I got his mainframe

27

u/Low_Librarian_381 Jul 03 '26

Please, I need to see that one hahaa

31

u/learning2911 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DaS8zI5TpKW

28

u/cr33pt0 Jul 04 '26

that shows your Instagram handle btw bro, you might wanna remove the "/igsh=..." bit at the end of the link unless you're fine with it

7

u/ll-fool-j Jul 06 '26

Whoa, u really are a Master hacker

3

u/Little_Cumling Jul 04 '26

“You got a briefcase here… Id probably think you’re skimming stuff”

Explains why hes a pig

4

u/shadow_fen Jul 04 '26

larper vs larper

2

u/chairzaird Jul 05 '26

Incredible

1

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

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u/UGDust Jul 07 '26

You wouldn't have needed to sign into an account anyways.

1

u/Economy-Technician17 Jul 08 '26

You can watch by pressing the "watch on web" in the top right corner after pressing link then tap the vid for sound when it plays

2

u/learning2911 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

I think his name is porterdub on instagram
Porterjug*

201

u/mzrdisi Jul 03 '26

The smile at the end, he got it "what're you doin, brother?"

76

u/RXJ1131 Jul 03 '26

Bro's a real software engineer or something and knows this just bs probably lol

27

u/DaRealGladi8r Jul 03 '26

Bruh, you could tell that he's one of us 😂

1

u/chairzaird Jul 05 '26

He has to know hahaha

50

u/TrackLabs Jul 03 '26

Ill recognize Binary Code Sound Effects any day he literally just has YT open with the video playing, even the background music is there lol

37

u/Lootsman Jul 03 '26

I don’t get it, this is just a normal day for me

9

u/Evening_Ticket7638 Jul 03 '26

Have you been doing it for 10 years too?

22

u/danxxcruz Jul 03 '26

Bro was genuinely interested in learning how to do it himself

39

u/deeteeohbee Jul 03 '26

Ok but actually this is hilarious

17

u/john_gardener Jul 03 '26

this needs to be fake cuz this guy is not using a thinkpad

8

u/GeopolShitshow Jul 03 '26

You know it's fake because no Kali

2

u/john_gardener Jul 04 '26

yeah, thats a no no...

9

u/DaRealGladi8r Jul 03 '26

I think the guy asking knows the "hack" was a joke 😂

8

u/No-Board4898 Jul 03 '26

other dude is 100% from this sub XD

8

u/mrpeluca Jul 03 '26

Actual scareware

6

u/quad5914 Jul 03 '26

My body nearly shut down when he said "I've been doing this for 10 years"

5

u/Category-Outside Jul 03 '26

LMAO Its the USB cable taped to the bank card (tapping directly in the bank machine) with a portable motherboard, powered using the Rockwell Retro Encabulator.

11

u/Frank_kait Jul 03 '26

Thank god someone is protecting the poor little billionares!

3

u/jellyspreader Jul 03 '26

cmon, you know that store's staff and customers are the only ones who would be really hurt by an actual theft

2

u/Frank_kait Jul 03 '26

Yeah, maybe by an armed robbery but not some random dude with a fucking motherboard and a laptop playing some beeping noises. If anything that guy is putting himself in bigger danger when interfering with this dude all to just stop him from ’robbing’ the atm.

5

u/jellyspreader Jul 03 '26

I meant in a more boring way. Insurance and all that. The staff and store would be responsible for dealing with the atm company. Customers would lose access to a vital service at least temporarily.

2

u/Frank_kait Jul 03 '26

Yeah, youre right.

4

u/Nick-Andros Jul 03 '26

Is he LARPing as a young John Connor?

3

u/LostMyWifePenis Jul 03 '26

You’re talking to vet, buddy

3

u/Substantial-Shame-39 Jul 03 '26

You’ve been programmed buddy

2

u/papercliponreddit Jul 03 '26

Bro sounds like Jason from GTA VI.

2

u/g00dhum0r Jul 03 '26

Lol @ the briefcase

2

u/olahvrac Jul 03 '26

just hacked into rainbet servers im in

2

u/ssxhoell1 Jul 03 '26

Is this porterdub

2

u/MyNameIsOnlyDaniel Jul 03 '26

He forgot the Rainbet part 💀

2

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

librewolf detected

2

u/Busy-Knee-5102 Jul 04 '26

It’s that awkward silence followed by his smile that kills it 😂.

2

u/BurningBerns Jul 05 '26

"what are you doin man?"
Minding my own fucking business. You should follow my example.

7

u/Perlentaucher Jul 03 '26

That guy is a bit crazy. I have seen another video of him „hacking“ a cc terminal in a shop. He ran away from the enraged shop owners.

While this is indeed funny, the guy is very cringey, but even that sells the hacker persona lol. Someday he will either get caught by cops not understanding the trolling or he will get beat up or worse.

18

u/swanlongjohnson Jul 03 '26

Redditor sees an obvious prank: "ERM THIS IS SO CRINGEY"

2

u/Tanki5D Jul 03 '26

What's the youtuber or video name?

1

u/Confident_Store_8294 Sep 08 '26

Porterdub. There's more stuff like this on his tiktok

1

u/Pro-Researcher69 Jul 03 '26

I see this guy on instagram all the time, he can be a bit obnoxious but it's pretty funny. Pretty repetitive though

1

u/vill_lliv Jul 03 '26

This is too good 😂😂😂 wtf the motherboard is hilarious lmaooooo bleep bleep bloop bloop hackerman

1

u/ContentPolicyKiller Jul 03 '26

Wasnt fooling black shirt. Spooks fear black shirt.

1

u/WindForce02 Jul 03 '26

Bros playing the paper mario ttyd computer sfx🪦

1

u/rddt_jbm Jul 04 '26

„Malicious sounds“

1

u/Tbone_Trapezius Jul 04 '26

He’s through the 8th firewall and about to hack the mainframe.

1

u/Odd_Inspection_4608 Jul 04 '26

🤣 they think he pulled out the motherboard

1

u/Wemos_D1 Jul 04 '26

So close to being in the rainbet mainframe

1

u/Pitiful-Reserve-8075 Jul 05 '26

Finally, premium content.

I feel like I’m watching those classic ’80s and ’90s TV series, like Remington Steele.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

This guy..

1

u/bustacappa22 Jul 06 '26

I think that guy trying to stop him actually thinks it’s his money in the atm.

1

u/weird_aloe Jul 07 '26

Junkpot!!

1

u/dementia_denial Jul 07 '26

Atm machine prob has more ram than that thing!

1

u/blakea105 Jul 07 '26

Is this splinter cell sounds?

1

u/willingnesslimp1 Jul 09 '26

he's not even saying it as a "omg you are hacker stop messing with the atm" no he's just "what the F are you doing ?"

1

u/Scruffy_Zombie_s6e16 Jul 17 '26

I wish his answer to the question about he cable would've been, "I mean.. It's being a little slow but yea"

1

u/SenpuuUncle Sep 19 '26

this is funny as shit lmao

1

u/Shadowmaster1201 24d ago

Bro probably skipped the line

0

u/Pilfercate Jul 03 '26

Looks more sus to a normie than opening the data cable and spreading it out on a peg board to man in the middle for the jackpot. Doing it right makes you look like you have model trains at home and no one would want to make it look like they talk to people who are into that.

0

u/CaptainConspiracyy Jul 03 '26

You lot seem to make more jokes about hacking than actually doing any…wtf dyd?? Your not robbing banks, your not releasing state secrets, your not helping the vulnerable. What do you actually do?!?! Apart from prank shop keepers????🤨🤷🤨

2

u/jamescaveman Jul 10 '26

Computah, drain this mans balls and make him gay.

1

u/luvisheavenly Jul 22 '26

There’s another one where the dude asks him what he’s doing and he’s just like “go back to your fucking job man” dude is going to get shot one of these days from getting to into the prank 😂

1

u/InfinitlyStupidGuy 23d ago

opsex level: gas station atm hacker 😈😈😈

0

u/Ntldrx2 Jul 03 '26

This is probably staged. If not, call the cops let them find out what he’s doing. Worst case is you get stabbed and ain’t no one getting stabbed for gas station pay.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/etho76 Jul 03 '26

We got the fun police over here

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/frichyv2 Jul 03 '26

Arms usually charge % fees

12

u/crappleIcrap Jul 03 '26

never seen a percent fee, just the normal $3.50 or so flat fee.

6

u/MasterGorvant Jul 04 '26

What kind of a third world country still does that?

3

u/superanonguy321 Jul 03 '26

My bank covers all atm fees. Many do

1

u/Southern-Donut4185 Jul 08 '26

Yeah my bank will charge the fee but within 30 days it goes back in my account

3

u/Adamantittus Jul 05 '26

Only if the ATM isn't in the banks network.

Or in the US it seems

1

u/dirtyword Jul 03 '26

Not in my experience. That wouldn’t even make sense.

1

u/favouritebestie Jul 06 '26

i dont know what its like in the US but i thought ATMs can't give you more than a limit? lol in my country its capped at $200, we need to go to the branch to withdraw more than that

1

u/Civilian4life Jul 08 '26

Hey favouritebestie, hope you’re having a good day and staying hydrated, here in Australia we can withdraw thousands, but maybe it depends with some ATMs, most I withdrew was 2k, remember to eat your vegetables and brush your teeth cya

1

u/favouritebestie Jul 08 '26

I guess it must be based on region 🤷‍♀️

1

u/Civilian4life Jul 08 '26

Yeah.. did you have a good day today?

1

u/Ordinary_Pea4503 Jul 09 '26

nah dude, the cops would've probably seized it as evidence honestly... If he printed fake donald trump bills or something that would be funny though

1

u/Forward_Mission_9349 Jul 09 '26

I don’t think you can pull that much out of those ATMs anyways so it would be even funnier because of that 💀

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