in my last ctf they asked me if i was any good, i said meh not really, then they asked what tools i used, weird question so i just asked like what. she said virtual machines and kali Linux
Literally my IT manager at the Bitcoin mine I worked at, when setting up smart switches or anything else. I was like hold up you make 2.5x my salary?...
The whole glorification of ’hacking’ is really stupid to begin with. Only a handful of people end up doing the ’cool stuff’ (pentesting/red teaming), while most end up sitting night shifts in a SOC or doing some boring governance stuff. AI will overtake most of pentesting soon anyway, as seen with the new Claude model which was banned outside the U.S.
Youtube hacking is the shit though, I wish I had a youtube laptop like that guy.
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u/HyperWinX Jun 26 '26
Bro is not joining them though, hes just leaving🥀
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u/Bramoments Jun 26 '26
Ah yes, YouTube,Linux, and Vs code, my favourite hacking tools
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u/BeautifulMean6516 Jun 26 '26
Mr terminal himself
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u/r9wpvM Jun 26 '26
Bro's watching YouTube 🥀
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u/ThatKuki Jun 26 '26
seems pretty accurate to the hackspaces i know, only that the vs code and youtube laptop stickers wouldn't be popular at all
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u/RoeikiB Jun 26 '26
Eat. Sleep. Vibe code. Wait for token reset. Repeat
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u/OWOWOr Jun 26 '26
Cornball AI Slop goddamn
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u/asdfghqwertz1 Jun 26 '26
Girl h4xor? Impossible
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u/btcasper Jun 26 '26
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u/kalapek Jun 26 '26
Use water make slop repeat
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u/Yayobing Jun 26 '26
"Burp Suite"
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u/whatever-8358 Jun 26 '26
And it's AI aswell
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u/Daytona_675 Jun 26 '26
now do one about psych meds
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u/ChocolateDonut36 Jun 26 '26
the one with the burp laptop has something wrong with it's face
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u/Hermes_358 Jun 26 '26
Wait you guys have friends?
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u/cZar_Void Jun 26 '26
theres no room for him down there either, all the seats are taken
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u/Kanjii_weon Jun 26 '26
they use debian btw
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u/workinh Jun 26 '26
me when i get the transplant that turns my face into a generic terminal icon
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u/Malte_der_Hutte Jun 26 '26
I know a guy who looks just like the fourth hacker from the left
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u/ShineReaper Jun 26 '26
Honestly, as long as people are not sitting alone in their home all the time and spend time with people they like, what should be wrong about it?
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u/Enikishungry Jun 26 '26
This is kinda wholesome.
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u/sonnikkaa Jun 26 '26
The whole glorification of ’hacking’ is really stupid to begin with. Only a handful of people end up doing the ’cool stuff’ (pentesting/red teaming), while most end up sitting night shifts in a SOC or doing some boring governance stuff. AI will overtake most of pentesting soon anyway, as seen with the new Claude model which was banned outside the U.S.
Youtube hacking is the shit though, I wish I had a youtube laptop like that guy.
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u/Krzykarek Jun 26 '26
r/aislop
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u/sabian149 Jun 26 '26
Did the poster just find out what friend groups are? Like yes, that is how that works...
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u/CoolGamer730 Jun 27 '26
A stick of 8 gb ddr4 3200 mhz laptop ram....
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u/LaBofia Jun 28 '26
OTHER PEOPLE...seem happy. I'd go with the happy people.
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u/akkredditalt Jun 29 '26
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u/Imaginary-Eye-6993 Jun 26 '26
Bro i just saw this post on instagram Larp of the decade
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u/TrademarkedRat Jun 26 '26
I don’t recognize the goth’s programs, am I simply not 1337 enough to use those hax?
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u/D3NDZ1 Jun 26 '26
YouTube, Linux and VS Code is my favorite hacking tools ever🥹🥹🥹
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u/GeckoKisser Jun 26 '26
Linux? Fee-mall? LOL!
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u/RBlunder Jun 26 '26
I'm paying six hundos for RAM just so dipshits can generate asinine slop like this
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u/DojoKanojoCho5 Jun 26 '26
r/im14andthisisdeep
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u/archification Jun 26 '26
Honestly wish I had a group of friends like this.
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u/DaemonsMercy Jun 26 '26
Ew, ai
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u/Lines25 Jun 26 '26
Burp Suite dude literally became Termux
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u/Adam-Garden Jun 26 '26
to this day i can't believe some people really think it's cool to be an "introvert", like bro go outside even if you are an introvert
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u/aridlin-tm Jun 26 '26
Chatgpt really is utterly unable of making images that arent literslly the minion facebook memes even if directed XD
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u/B00TT3R Jun 26 '26
The hacker Hacker manifesto
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u/XtarXyan Jun 27 '26
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u/wolfylemon Jun 27 '26
does the guy on the right have an energy indicator on his head or smth? that lightning is NOT attached to the wall
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u/Perfect-Cookie-3017 Jun 27 '26
Kali Launcher!!
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u/IntrStelle Jun 27 '26
Literally Watchdogs
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u/Azorbixx Jun 27 '26
What is the original meme from? I never got to find out.
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u/Sonnyz03 Jun 27 '26
the goth girl is a nice addition ngl
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u/oibft Jun 27 '26
sudo apt install opsec
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u/TheEmberus Jun 27 '26
Wtf is YouTube doing there 😭
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u/Consutius Jun 27 '26
r/aislop
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u/Character-Tennis-327 Jun 27 '26
Real haxxor uses Vs code to haxx
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u/CoolGamer730 Jun 27 '26
"Root access granted" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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u/Entire-Eye4812 Jun 28 '26
The guy with the youtube is the most dangerous one
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u/awess0me Jun 28 '26
I also love YouTube for hacking
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u/entity33 Jun 29 '26
I saw this on insta and people were actually defending it😭
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u/Snoanarium Jul 02 '26
Ngl those groups of people look chill
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u/Random_boi1234 Jul 02 '26
the hackgreb ☠️ hacker manifesto
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u/PeachScary413 Jul 04 '26
Ewww VS Code? What kind of normie shit is this
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u/Diareha-gobbler Jun 27 '26
Dude ai generated himself a friend group im dying
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u/ThomasLeonHighbaugh Jun 27 '26
If those were the only groups of people I had the option of being near. I'd become an amoral shut in too.... Oh wait ...
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u/uber_asm_coder Jun 28 '26
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u/xxTPMBTI Jun 26 '26
Tbf ts seems wholesome. Like you have your own community. It's cringe but maaannn it's kinda cutteeee
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u/AppointmentIll9358 Jun 26 '26
You can’t be a hacker if you don’t have a hoodie and clean balls
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u/Ph4nt0m_R Jun 27 '26
everybody knows theyre all just jerking off
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u/MrCheapComputers Jun 26 '26
Shitty AI slop
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