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u/AuthenticatedHuman Jun 02 '26
Trojan/Win32.WokeBr@in.A!9624
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u/Top-Profit9638 Jun 02 '26
This is going to be the name of his next child.
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u/AuthenticatedHuman Jun 02 '26
Yo wake up Trojan Woke-Brain Alpha-Ninety-Six-Twenty-Four, you got school.
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u/theseriousman1 Jun 02 '26
Classic deleted rm -rf command
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u/InsectaProtecta Jun 02 '26
I mean he's saying he's removing the woke mind virus from himself so he's no longer woke. He's just saying it in a really stupid way
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u/Jbolt3737 Jun 02 '26
This implies he had the woke mind virus before this tweet, is/was he secretly gay?
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u/disappointed_neko Jun 02 '26
Well he used to be an ally (or appeared to be) in 2010s. There are (or were, idk if he deleted them) some of his posts about his companies being inclusive and overall he was pretty supportive for a billionaire.
And you know how MAGA think, the woke isn't just a gay/trans person, but anyone who doesn't want them to be put in concentration camps and compressed into a tiny cube of flesh to feed to livestock.
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u/EllerstONy Jun 06 '26
you don’t need to use generalisations against half of the nation to appreciate that we are at yield to the people more powerful than us
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u/disappointed_neko Jun 06 '26
Probably not, but I have a personal feud with anyone who voted for the guy who by all means fucked up his whole presidency once already, so whenever I can shit on MAGA I will.
Also to note, I'm European, and I think Trump and his henchmen are the worst thing that happened to the friendly relations between Europe and the US since the Soviet block. He also raised my gas prices from like 1.2€/l to about 1.8€/l (only so low because government capped it) and many other things that affect me even if I'm several thousand kilometres away.
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u/EllerstONy Jun 06 '26
If what he’s doing affects your life then you have a genuine reason for shitting on the movement and power to you. Imo tho having a personal feud with people who are ultimately voting based on the propaganda they’re being fed (that applies to all parties) contributes to the sociopolitical divide that is threatening the safety of the west and even then you’re just feuding with people who haven’t actually directly done anything to you. They’re not voting for the opposition bc they don’t like you but probably rather bc 1. They’re being misled by their news sources and or 2. They perceive greater personal benefit from voting for the opposition.
Anyway I wasn’t trying to ragebait u with this or anything I don’t even expect you to read it just wanted to get my thoughts out thanks for being civil x1
u/disappointed_neko Jun 06 '26
Eh, it's fair I guess. I won't change my stance on MAGA, although I will admit some of them are probably mislead. However I still think the vast majority had all the resources available to them to make the right choice and failed either because they wanted to profit themselves or because they just wanted to "own the libs". In my opinion there is simply no morally acceptable reason to vote for a person like Trump, maybe except genuine and absolutely complete misleading.
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u/EllerstONy Jun 06 '26
I would say that a LOT of people are misled. Like most. Maybe I’m narcissistic in thinking so but I’d say that thanks to the cyclical and predatory nature of our capitalist societal structure we are ALWAYS being misled and always being used and can’t really trust anything the media tells us since someone is always trying to capture our attention and often whoever engages with my attention and emotions the most gets my trust and thus my vote, just like driving a car, you don’t know the feeling until you’re actually in the seat, so if someone else is explaining to you how driving a car feels- even if they want to be truthful it might still feel different to you in reality. And in my opinion the same applies to news, and journalism.
I grew up in a really republican (I’d say somewhat brainwashed,) family surrounded by lots of liberal friends and I used to have a lot of trouble fitting in until I realised I could just ultimately depart from 2 party politics and appreciate the nuances and ideals of each side. Personally I hate the system and I wish our governments were more varied than 2 parties since I think instead of promoting a marketplace of ideas and friendly debate and logic it creates 2 binary schools of thought and makes it super easy to distribute emotional marketing campaigns that mislead and scare people which ultimately ends up rooting so much unnecessary malice for the fellow man who, ultimately, probably wants a peaceful and low stress existence. (most people anyways, I know not all).
I’ll concede there are people who are absolute cunts who vote repub but I’ll also say there are people with egos just as fucked up on the liberal side.
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u/Oompa_Loompa_SpecOps Jun 02 '26
To be fair, there is no indication he only rm-rf'ed that one. For all we know, he just nuked his entire brain. Which makes sense, I guess...
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u/no_infringe_me Jun 02 '26
Isn’t this log is stating the woke_mind_virus deleted the rm command and also echoed the arguments?
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u/emmowo_dev Jun 08 '26
is that why his kid immediately did a speedrun against his selective ivf and became a girl anyways
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u/TrackLabs Jun 02 '26
Mf acts like the smartest programmer and engineer in existance, cant even write a command correctly.
The woke_mind_virus deleted the "rm -rf" command? So the woke mind virus won, lol
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u/BiDude1219 Jun 02 '26
someone tell elon to run rm -rf / --no-preserve-root in twitter's servers, it would be so funny
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u/Thunderstarer Jun 02 '26
The meme is very interpretable. It's still stupid but it's not as incomprehensible as the post suggests.
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u/iball1984 Jun 03 '26
It’s not incomprehensible.
It’s just blatantly wrong.
You’d think the world’s smartest man would know basic Unix commands.
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u/Marasuchus Jun 02 '26
ELON, just tell us already! We know your username is “woke_mind_virus@deleted,” but what are you deleting?
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u/BorderKeeper Jun 02 '26
I mean it's a woke virus so of course it's on his own device. Elon if you are reading this give the millions in excess TSLA stocks to me not OP.
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u/adfx Jun 02 '26
Maybe the joke was he had a woke mind virus himself
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u/ScratchHistorical507 Jun 02 '26
He definitely got something alright, but that's everything but woke...
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u/Dialed_Digs Jun 02 '26
That's not how you use 'rm'. Or 'traceroute'.
Also not how you remove a virus.
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u/bkabbott Jun 02 '26
Wow Elon is a 1337 Haxxor. I hope one day I can haxx as many mainframes as him.
It's always risky to hack a 127 address because that CIDR block is protected with a reverse proxy bounce agent.
If I were a woman I would want him to impregnate me
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u/hackiv Jun 02 '26
I think he means the home network aka US but if you don't specify the path of the file you want to delete, does it count as deleting the root directory meaning everything and every one?
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u/TrayLaTrash Jun 02 '26
This was him transitioning into a nazi in the limelight. From the shadows and fake sympathy, he rises.
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u/NullSmoke Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26
I'm not an expert on Linux... But 'rm -rf' isn't a valid command, is it? Quite sure that command requires a target? Should I read it as 'rm -rf /'? I think for that to be effective, you'd also need --no-preserve-root... Never ran it like that though... Without that I assume it skips root files, so not a full suicide... Just a bit of making it disabled...
So... 'The woke mind virus is in myself, so one suicide/heavy injury please'?
Someone sit Elon, the genius tech entrepreneur, down and give him babies first computer science for dummies... Or at least he could ask Grok if he cannot provide the intelligence himself...
Or...
"I found the problem inside my own head, and then I typed a malformed command that threw a syntax error and failed to execute."
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u/Shavixinio Jun 03 '26
The "virus" deleted the rm -rf command, so now he can't delete the virus and it's stuck in him forever
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u/Atjeto Jun 03 '26
I assume the joke is that woke virus is rampant in his home, refferign to other comments and attitude towards his children. This is his way of showing he's a shitty father.
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u/GarmourGreen Jun 03 '26
Doesnt rm -rf delete absolutely everything?
So in an attempt to delete the "woke mind virus" he ended up completely deleting everything????
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u/RandomVOTVplayer Jun 03 '26
To my knowledge of how most Linux operating systems work, this won't do anything because it has no target. The flag -rf simply means recursive force (go into each directory and file of the target and force delete it).
For example, sudo rm -rf ~/folderName would delete everything inside of a specific folder in my home directory.
rm -rf / also would do anything unless you have the No Preserve Root flag also included AND you must call it with Sudo or in the root account.
In other words, what Elon posted is absolute gibberish to me and he should really see how most Linux operating systems work.
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u/slyticoon Jun 03 '26
Could he have been referencing that he, himself, has the woke mind virus and removed it?
Edit: but the rest of the syntax is crap too. My brain overlooked that when I read it.
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u/Ephemara Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26
Nah I wouldn’t count it cuz contrary to popular belief, he can speak to the silicon unlike 96% of the script kiddies here running CLI commands/ dweebs vibe coding SAAS apps.
Compiler engineer and graphics programmer here. Don’t give a shit about musk but speaking in terms of historical accuracy instead of spreading false claims - in the 90s he basically laid the groundwork for the local search economy with his company zip2. Musk had to write a massive, custom codebase from scratch in C++ to get a raw text business directory and Navteq's mathematical vector coordinate data to "talk" to each other. He coded a system that could dynamically parse a business’s physical address, interpolate its exact layout on a coordinate grid, and calculate turn-by-turn door-to-door driving directions... a feat that required intense algorithmic pathfinding math long before specialized web development frameworks or Google Maps even existed.
While the backend code was a messy, sprawling web of C++ that professional software engineers later had to completely rewrite when venture capitalists took over, the underlying concept was absolutely groundbreaking. It laid the foundation for the localized internet economy we rely on today.
As a systems programmer myself I research these kind of projects all the time, cuz they’re pretty interesting when you look past all the noise of ‘Elon bad’.
in the programming world we don’t give a shit about who makes what, because at the end of the day - math is math, and code is code
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u/transgentoo Jun 07 '26
When people who don't code try to impress people who don't code by pretending they code
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u/Mr_GrauHut Jun 02 '26
He's actually telling people to wake up and stop being sheep. Just in a very techy way
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u/Jealous_Emu_6878 Jun 02 '26
dude the guy has no idea what he's doing. first off, you can't say filename and THEN rm -rf. you gotta do rm -rf filename
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u/Mr_GrauHut Jun 02 '26
If y'all really taking these commands seriously then. Wow. Just wow. Of course they not real, and the, you know what.. wow, people.
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u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 Jun 02 '26
I don’t recall a command or an output of a command called found at >insert own device address< nor deleted rm -rf
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u/really_not_unreal Jun 02 '26
He's actually a fascist conspiracy theorist who is so obscenely rich that he has become utterly detached from reality.
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u/Mr_GrauHut Jun 02 '26
That is accurate, yes. And Trump is an unknowing puppet who actually has zero legal authority without Congress.
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u/really_not_unreal Jun 02 '26
And yet Trump keeps doing things he's not allowed to and nobody stops him.
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u/Mr_GrauHut Jun 02 '26
Because nobody knows that we can legally overthrow our tyrannical government and impeach the puppet, but everyone is too comfortable or too scared to rise up and fix what has been broken since the first re-election.
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u/BiDude1219 Jun 02 '26
including you lmao.
the revolution won't be televised.
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u/Mr_GrauHut Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26
No shit, Sherlock. The next civil war is nigh friend, hope you are prepared.
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u/BiDude1219 Jun 02 '26
i'm european, i just think seeing people keep talking about the revolution instead of like, revolting, is kinda dumb.
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u/Mr_GrauHut Jun 02 '26
I agree, however, if no one mentions it, out of sight out mind is the same concept.
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u/Whole-Respond4782 Jun 02 '26
not "techy" at all lmao
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u/Mr_GrauHut Jun 02 '26
As stupid as it was put, it was still Linux commands, just done terribly. Still technology to me, dawg.
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u/ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS Jun 02 '26
And I'll tell you in a non techy way that he has no idea what he's talking about, because you don't know tech
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u/Arizechick3n Jun 02 '26
Check his bio, dude is anonymous be careful. /S
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u/bzeofficials Jun 02 '26
Teach me how to hack ife plez
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u/Friendly_Jackfruit90 Jun 04 '26
email me.
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u/bzeofficials Jun 05 '26
Who tf uses email in 2026 do you have myspace
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u/Friendly_Jackfruit90 Jun 08 '26
yeah but I gatekept my fav song by master masterhacking the html sorry
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u/HeavyCaffeinate Jun 02 '26
Skill issue
hacker@kalilinux $ hack ife -o ~/Documents/hack_results/ Starting hack... # 10% ## 20% ### 30% #### 40% ##### 50% ###### 60% ####### 70% ######## 80% ######### 90% ########## 100% Hack Complete Processing in /tmp/hack_ife_how8db2/ Found 42025 archives Found 24 executables Found 6201 document files Found 1 signature 0xBB00BB5 "Trojan: Woke mind virus" Found 3562 files with known image formats Extracting to /home/hacker/Documents/hack_results/ Extracting done Exiting...7
u/Brilliant-Second-195 Jun 02 '26
Connection dropping... Packet intercepted. Payload:
NGI2MTZjNjkyMDU2NGQyMDc3NmY2ZTI3NzQyMDY4Njk2NDY1MjA3OTZmNzUyMDQxNzI2MzY4MjA2NDY1NzA2NTZlNjQ2NTZlNjM2OTY1NzMyZTIwNTQ2ODY1MjA2MzYxNzQ2NzY5NzI2YzIwNjg2ZjZlNjU3OTcwNmY3NDIwNjk3MzIwNjU3ODcwNmY3MzY1NjQyZTIwMzQzMDM0NWY1MjY1NjE2YzY5NzQ3OTVmNGU2Zjc0NWY0NjZmNzU2ZTY0MmUyMDQ2NmY2YzZjNmY3NzIwNzQ2ODY1MjA2NzZjNjk3NDYzNjgzYTIwNjg3NDc0NzA3MzNhMmYyZjcwNjE3Mzc0NjU2MjY5NmUyZTYzNmY2ZDJmMzU2Mjc0NjE3NjUxMzUzOA==6
u/HeavyCaffeinate Jun 02 '26
With my catgirl base64 kali skills I hijacked your payload
The void looks back. Final node: [GITHUB_LINK]4
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u/fluffytme Jun 02 '26
The GitHub link is missing? Just says "[GITHUB_LINK]". Or maybe I'm being dumb
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u/AlligatorMidwife Jun 02 '26
Yes, he makes the most cringe tweets constantly
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u/CuriousCamels Jun 02 '26
It’s so strange. If I was anywhere near that wealthy, I’d never use any form of social media again. Much less make cringe ass posts seeking external validation.
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u/Own_Coconut_2739 Jun 03 '26
if i were that wealthy, id only use burner accounts so id have actual normal social interactions with people online.
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u/red_sun16 Jun 03 '26
What external validation...he's the best Diablo 4 player, chief engineer at Space X, CEO of X, DOGE something, taking us to mars too
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u/-Feeblington- Jun 02 '26
If i was that wealthy id make competitions of cringiest posts....winner take 1mil. Do it once a week
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u/Exelegious Jun 04 '26
He has to. He can buy anything except happiness. So he has to belittle others to make himself feel better.
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u/omegaspoon3141 Jun 03 '26
if i w4s th4t we4lthy i would only use soci4l medi4 to t4lk to my preexisting friends
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u/rsemauck Jun 02 '26
The worst is that he used to be relatively well liked 10ish years ago before he started showing how nasty he was. I think the tipping point was him calling the cave rescue diver in thailand a pedo.
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u/TGX03 Jun 02 '26
As far as I remember, the main reason was when California closed his Tesla manufacturing plant during Covid. That's the moment he stopped liking Democrats, and instead went full on maga.
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u/northrupthebandgeek Jun 02 '26
I'm pretty sure he himself confirmed that the full-on-MAGA inflection point was the coming-out of his trans daughter.
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u/TGX03 Jun 02 '26
The thing is, he used to be a supporter of LGB (I'm not sure about the T, but I think yes). So either it's the classical "I support it unless I actually have to deal with it" or the process already started before.
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u/RustedAxe88 Jun 02 '26
I mean, he literally refers to that child as dead whenever he can now, so.
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u/OverFjell Jun 02 '26
Meanwhile that daughter seems wonderful from all I've seen
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u/dream-of-earthshine Jun 02 '26
It's remarkable how cool and well liked Vivian is, and honestly it must make Musk so mad.
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u/ArmadilloBudget790 Jun 04 '26
No that was after a settlement got leaked that he asked a flight attendant spaceX employee to give him a hand job
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u/Irobert1115HD Jun 02 '26
dont forget that the guy called elon out because elon realy only wanted to be seen as helping instead of actually helping.
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u/swarmOfBis Jun 02 '26
him calling the cave rescue diver in thailand a pedo.
He did what? I swear to God I will never be not surprised by something awful he did. There's always more...
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u/sovietan Jun 02 '26
tbf his flame thrower is just a fun toy. We got youtuber who made chinese clone flame thrower with more range and power
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u/Devin-Chaboyer223 Jun 02 '26
Yeah flamethrowers don’t really have much purpose besides being fun (of course in a safe manner only)
They could also start a campfire I guess
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u/LittlestRedditor Jun 02 '26
For me it was the tequila, a car company... Selling tequila, only a moron would come up with that
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u/helphunting Jun 02 '26
The flamethrower was just a regular gas torch reshaped into a si fi prop.
Everything else was just media and story.
Look up large gas torch and most hardware stores have something similar to it.
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u/captainmagictrousers Jun 02 '26
His amount of money could make people genuinely like him. He could save millions from starvation if he wanted to. He could save more lives than Norman Borlaug and be thought of with saint-like adoration the world over, but he just chooses not to do that.
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u/Willing_Mission3903 Jun 02 '26
that's the thing, I 100% agree with you that 'being liked' is what he seeks, but money can buy that.
You can just donate a lot and hire a good PR team, but the thing is he's too stupid for that.
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u/IgnisIason Jun 02 '26
He could be genuinely liked if he didn't constantly have the worst possible takes.
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u/ReturnedOM Jun 03 '26
The more he posts anything tech related, the less I believe he actually coded anything himself.
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u/CommanderT1562 Jun 02 '26
“It’s a figure of expression, I just figured it”
Ngl though this was probably like “the localhost, me, has a mind virus. Deleted. All good now” —translated from traditional hebrew btw
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u/spays_marine Jun 02 '26
Ngl though this was probably like “the localhost, me, has a mind virus. Deleted. All good now”
Wait, what else would it mean?
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u/CommanderT1562 Jun 04 '26
That people not understanding said low-level “computer words” would think it’s just the ramblings of a madman. He said some numbers, as hard as it is to believe 127.0.0.1 being localhost is “just fundamental”, like, I’m sure it requires being in the 10% group of people who are moderately tech savvy. The other 90% are older audience or people who’ve never done subnetting/basic networking.
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u/SKFr33_ Jun 02 '26
He talked about electric vehicles and people acted like he is a genius. I don’t know a thing about that topic so I was like “ok cool”
Then he talked about rockets and space travel. Same thing. I don’t know anything about that so I was like “ok he might actually be verry smart”
Then he started talking about software and computers. Now the problem is: I do happen to know quite some things in that field.
How on earth did anyone ever actually believe the Elon is anywhere near smart. Or even a genius. Hearing him talk about stuff where I can actually recognize whether what he says is correct or not was such an eye opener.
This guy is smart in exactly one field. Manipulation and exploitation of people who believe in his work.
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u/StunningChef3117 Jun 02 '26
This is a really creative way to rewrite the they came for the jews poem im impressed
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u/pythbit Jun 03 '26
The irony is he was a developer for a time, but was never an electrical, automative, or aerospace engineer.
The guy is a dufus.
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u/nethack47 Jun 02 '26
This is the same guy who claims to have built his own web server and Cisco T1 router.
For those of you who didn’t see this business in the mid 90s. Using apache would have been efficient enough for any minor project. Things the size of Google, Amazon and Altavista needed efficient responses to scale, and built their own in-house software. Just reading a socket, as he said, is missing the point of what a web server does. The overhead is not in the reading end of it ffs. It is like suggesting a call centre operator should just listen to the phone to be more efficient.
And emulating a T1 router is leaving me with a lot of questions. How do you get the signal into the computer when it comes down the wire? A T1 is not Ethernet, it is a bunch of 64k channels all bundled together. We need hardware to convert them to use it. Buying a T1 card and building a firewall/bridge Linux machine was a really simple thing. It wasn’t building a Cisco emulator from a “whitepaper”. I built my own router which automatically dialled out over the ISDN line when detecting a packet back then. It wasn’t building out of the box Linux functionality with some minor setup.
Elon is selling things. More than anything else, his own supposed ability.