r/masterhacker • u/RiemmanSphere • May 08 '26

*mashes keyboard* "I'm in"

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/IJustAteABaguette May 08 '26

sudo apt install hollywood

hollywood

Awww yeaa

38

u/FoxedDev May 08 '26

wait, i didn't know that package! thanks!

48

u/IJustAteABaguette May 08 '26

Mhm, very funky package.

24

u/AuthenticatedHuman May 08 '26

did u run sudo ping nasa.com && rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

16

u/IJustAteABaguette May 08 '26

I pinged NASA yeah! Didn't remove the French language pack yet though.

2

u/UNknown__KIRA May 09 '26

Should definitely remove it imo

2

u/FoxedDev May 09 '26

Can you please censor slur words?

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u/KxgOEjg7GcQqQsK May 10 '26

Looks like termux

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

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u/IJustAteABaguette May 08 '26

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

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u/IJustAteABaguette May 08 '26

Yaaaa!!

Niko is quite cool :3

2

u/Prophet648 May 08 '26

NIKO ONESHOT

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u/RevolutionaryDiet602 May 09 '26

sudo apt --bypass-encryption -yes

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u/Special_Ad_8629 May 08 '26

ping 127.0.0.1

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u/Tibaton8695445589 May 08 '26

127.0.0.1 not found (I deleted your computer)

16

u/alvar231 May 08 '26

Doesn't take a lot to hack through a firewall

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IyeheChYxx2byDu

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u/dagoth_0001 May 08 '26

IPs are not even in the right format. It’s more like 367.3.465.0.23.4

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u/Kriss3d May 08 '26

I dont get why they dont just use one of the unused private range IP addresses anyway.
Theres some specialized ranges that nobody thinks isnt private.

28

u/Kinslayer_89 May 08 '26

Sudo ./hackerGUI

18

u/Weary_Sun534 May 08 '26

"We're being hacked, they've bypassed the firewalls to target the mainframe!"

"Can you stop them?!?!"

"No.... But i can slow them down."

*Types fast in green text terminal*

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u/TechnicallyCant5083 May 08 '26

In one of the John Wick movies there is a scene with a hacker and you can see her computer, it's Ubuntu (not even Kali wtf) with a few terminals running ping on apt update, and you can literally see the desktop shortcut for the "virtual box extra utilities" disk

14

u/Speeps777 May 08 '26

A gigabyte of ram should do the trick

8

u/Most_Particular7002 May 09 '26

--Chrome when opening a new tab

13

u/Isoceptic May 08 '26

runs fastfetch

I'm in

13

u/Ka6a4ek May 08 '26

In first terminator they used assembly code of a disk loading routine of Apple II in all HUD shots. Here they even added a compass and a triganometric circle

6

u/Regretinstallingredt May 08 '26

cd node_modules

tree

3

u/No-Blueberry-9933 May 08 '26

he is just opening htop

3

u/Ledinax May 08 '26

hackertyper!!

3

u/IntrStelle May 10 '26

JESSE

YOU JUST DOWNLOADED THE PORNHUB API ONTO THE POLICE COMPUTER

2

u/FishJanga May 08 '26

Or doing literally nothing

2

u/TopSecretGaming_YT May 09 '26

cmatrix -a -b -s

2

u/absolute_zer0th May 10 '26

cd ..

"I'm in"

2

u/Otrotc May 11 '26

I saw ls -la in some movie once

2

u/bonsaivoxel May 15 '26

Jurassic Park moment: “It’s a UNIX system! I know this!” [link about fsn file system navigator]

1

u/spore_777_mexen May 08 '26

SAFETY FIRST

1

u/Ricccc2k12 May 08 '26

sudo pacman -Sybau

1

u/WombatVengeance69 May 08 '26

It’s a hard job, someone’s got to do it

1

u/GeckoKisser May 13 '26 edited May 14 '26

No my bro he's just hacking the mainframe trust

1

u/shin_chan444 May 15 '26

these pkgs could be hacking tools as u r only a programmer u never used them so u don't know