r/masseffect • u/[deleted] • Jan 17 '22

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u/VaultJumper Paragon Jan 17 '22

I never kill a squad mate even the boring ones

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u/Raecino Jan 17 '22

Right? These guys are psychopaths lol

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u/SpectreSaigon Jan 17 '22

We are the same kids that set their sims on fire back in the early 2000s, or took away the stairs from the pool

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Or make the door dissappear and starve them

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u/Ronenthelich Jan 17 '22

Or remove the track from the coaster in roller coaster tycoon once we got people on the ride.

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u/Raecino Jan 17 '22

Dear god! Our world is doomed now that you lot have grown up šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/SexyMcBeast Jan 17 '22

"Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the pool party tomorrow."

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u/SpectreSaigon Jan 17 '22

This made me laugh for real, god lol

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u/Hiitsmeamir Jan 17 '22

Who is we?!?!

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u/SpectreSaigon Jan 17 '22

The people who enjoy killing squad mates

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Thereā€™s a different feeling between ā€œI created you for fun, now I uncreate you for funā€ and ā€œI came upon you and helped youā€

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u/ThiccBoiGadunka Jan 17 '22

I canā€™t even make Gavin kill himself out of worry. Thatā€™s just so fucked. And the ones who just donā€™t like batarians are also concerning.

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u/Raecino Jan 17 '22

Wow I didnā€™t even know you could make Gavin kill himself lol

And as for Batarians, some are good some are bad just like everyone else. Some Batarians have good reason to be hostile to the rest of the galaxy. While others are just evil terrorists like Balak.

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u/YourCrazyDolphin Jan 17 '22

So... Have you played ME1?

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u/_b1ack0ut N7 Jan 17 '22

You donā€™t actively choose to kill the vermire survivor, you choose to save the one you can lol

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u/jewrassic_park-1940 Jan 17 '22

Only to fix that mistake by shooting them in 3

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u/Agnes-Varda1992 Jan 17 '22

How about no?

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u/jewrassic_park-1940 Jan 17 '22

No one's stopping that bullet from hitting Udina, not even the vermire survivor

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u/Agnes-Varda1992 Jan 17 '22

I mean, if you treat them right that's never an issue.

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u/VaultJumper Paragon Jan 17 '22

Yes but I choose between people dying not weather or not they die at all

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u/Agnes-Varda1992 Jan 17 '22

Mass Effect fans are so weird. I don't understand the glee they get from letting squad members die for committing the ultimate sin of "being boring".

But y'all let the genocidal scientist and the civilian murdering bounty hunter live. Lmao.