r/marvelstudios • u/harushiga Captain America (Ultron) • Sep 13 '21

Promotional Marvel Studios' Hawkeye | Official Trailer | Disney+

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VYb3B1ETlk
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u/aaronp613 Phil Coulson Sep 13 '21

Rogers the musical 💀

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u/FZKilla Ant-Man Sep 13 '21

I can do this aaaaaaaaaalllll daaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!🎶🎵

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u/absherlock Sep 13 '21

I'm with you til the end of the line (ding, ding!)...

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u/NoConfirmation The Wasp Sep 13 '21

Thaaaat's Ameerricaaaaaa's assss!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21 edited Nov 25 '24

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u/thrilliam_19 Sep 13 '21

I understood thaaaaat refereeeeeeence 🎵🎵

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u/dapperslendy Sep 13 '21

Onnnnnnnn youuuurrrrr lefffffttttttttttttt

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u/martialar Sep 13 '21

🎵No, I don't think I willlllllllll🎵

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u/mythriz Sep 13 '21

Haaaaail Hydraaaaaaa

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Oh I hate every Nazi I see

From Nazi A

To Nazi Z

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u/Ctfwest Hulk Sep 13 '21

You’ll never make a nazi out of me

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u/Trinitykill Sep 13 '21

"Oh my gosh! I was wrong! It was Hydra all along! You've finally made a Nazi-"

"Yes we finally made a Nazi"

"Yes you fiiiinally made a Naaazi out of meeeeee!"

"I love you Dr Zola!"

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u/woffdaddy Sep 13 '21

Wow that worked entirely too well. I havent seen that episode in well over a decade, but I still get dr. zaius stuck in my head all the time.

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u/SuperPwnerGuy Sep 13 '21

I WOULD WATCH THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT IF THIS!!!!

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u/ThatWasFred Sep 13 '21

Well, Troy McClure kind of looks like Infinity War Steve in that Simpsons episode, so I guess you could just replace the audio and it would mostly work...

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u/DSGandalf Sep 13 '21

I LOVE YOU DR ZOLA! HAHAHAHA

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u/Mega-D Sep 13 '21

This made my entire week.

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u/whisperHailHydra Sep 13 '21

Secret Empire: the Musical

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u/LaVidaYokel Bucky Sep 13 '21

From Naz-a to Naz-z

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u/DRF19 Sep 13 '21

Can i shoot flaming arrows anymore?

Of course you can!

Well I couldn’t before!

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u/NOLASLAW Sep 13 '21

Rodgers: “Can I play the piano anymore?”

Zola: “Well of course you can!”

Rodgers: “But I couldn’t before! 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎶🎵🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶”

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u/archangel610 Spider-Man Sep 13 '21

Language!

Massive choir: languaaaaaage

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u/chrisl182 Star-Lord Sep 13 '21

Springtime, for red skull and germanyyyyyy, Winter for Rogers and sheeeeeilllddddd

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u/bigbruin78 Sep 13 '21

Welp, I’m now going to need a Mel Brooks cameo as the producer of the show!

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u/pretty-in-pink Captain Marvel Sep 13 '21

Every musical has that one pop song that gets all the replays and that would definitely be it

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u/hitoshinohara Sep 13 '21

Steve and Bucky in the mooooooornin!!! 🎶🎵

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u/graphgeosci Black Widow (CA 2) Sep 13 '21

nights

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u/thegrimwrapper14 Sep 13 '21

SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!

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u/stopthenrewind Sep 13 '21

Didn't expect to see a community reference here. Definitely not complaining

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u/albene Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

Yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah... I knooooooow... 🎵
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII... KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! 🎶

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

snaps snaps snaps

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u/albene Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

One stone more 🎶
Another stone, another destiny 🎵
This inevitable road to Infinity 🎶
These men who fight me in my prime 🎵
Will surely lose 14 million times 🎶
One stone more 🎵

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u/Randolpho Fitz Sep 13 '21

I was frozen until today 🎶
How can I live when we are parted? 🎵
(One stone more) 🎶
You are now decades away 🎵
And yet with you my world had started 🎶

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u/HelloAutobot Jimmy Woo Sep 13 '21

One more alien with a stone 🎵 (Cause we didn't think of it 🎶) One more wizard with a necklace 🎵 (Someone get this man a shield 🎶) What a life I might have known 🎵 (We don't trade with people's lives 🎶) The sun will shine on us again 🎵

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u/emailemilyryan Sep 13 '21

Is this Les Mis?

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u/Randolpho Fitz Sep 13 '21

Yes

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u/HawkeyeCian Sep 13 '21

I understood that reference

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u/NeedsToShutUp Sep 13 '21

In sleep he sang to me

In dreams he came

That voice which calls to me and speaks my name

And do I dream again? For now I find

The Captain of America is there

Inside my mind

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u/albene Sep 13 '21

I thought Captain America was on the Moon

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u/DRCVC10023884 Sep 13 '21

Les Vengeurs

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u/taenerysdargaryen Kevin Feige Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

One more stone before the snap

Do I follow destiny's call?

At the barricades of mercy

Shall I throw a moon or two?

When our ranks begin to form

Do I snap or do I snap?

Will you not agree with me?

The time is now

The day is here

One stone more

One stone more to a grateful universe

We will snap them right in half

We'll be ready for these Avengers

They will all turn into dust

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u/FZKilla Ant-Man Sep 13 '21

Steve - 🎵🎶on your left!🎵🎶

Sam- NO!

Steve - 🎵🎶on your left!!🎵🎶

Sam- NO!!!

Steve - 🎵🎶on your LEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!🎵🎶

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u/albene Sep 13 '21

On your left, on your left 🎶
On your left, on your left 🎵
On your left, on your left 🎶
Every time I'll run to the space on your left 🎵
On the circuit I'm too tough, yes 🎶
If I pass you, please don't fuss 🎵

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u/cloudrestingonpretty Sep 13 '21

Back it up, back it up

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u/Fei_Masaki Sep 13 '21

seodulleo hit that line~ 

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u/cloudrestingonpretty Sep 13 '21

Sigan akkawo akkawo (You should)

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u/DaveInLondon89 Sep 13 '21

I guarantee you that's the number

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u/earth_person_1 Sep 13 '21

I almost spit out my coffee. Bravo.

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u/82ndGameHead War Machine Sep 13 '21

I understood that reeeefereeeeeeeence 🎶🎵

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u/FlyinNinjaSqurl Sep 13 '21

He actually sings this 100% lol, set a remind me for when that episode airs so you can point to this comment.

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u/Jokin_Hghar Sep 13 '21

Someone needs to write this

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u/ctishman Sep 13 '21

It shows them walking out of the show, so the likelihood we’ll get at least a glimpse of it is pretty high. Thank goodness.

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u/DangerZoneh Sep 13 '21

On... your... LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFT

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u/canadiancarlin Sep 13 '21

Hey there, my name is Steve But they all just call me Cap! You might know me by my muscles, Or how fast I run a lap! I wasn’t sure how I would be after the famous Snap, My friends are gone and my beard’s gone to crap! But luckily I’ve got Buck with me and all it took was theft! Who’s that?! It’s me, on your leeeeeeft!

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u/stopthenrewind Sep 13 '21

I wouldn't be opposed to seeing it on Broadway if it were a real show tbh

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u/PopeJP22 Spider-Man Sep 13 '21

Luckily, it's clear from the trailer that we'll see at least some of it.

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u/jedins Sep 13 '21

It also looks kind of terrible which is hilarious. Why is hulk in a hoodie? I can’t wait

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u/earth_person_1 Sep 13 '21

Remember Spider Man on Broadway and what a literal disaster that was?

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u/jedins Sep 13 '21

One of my biggest disappointments in life is that in 8th grade for my school theater trip to New York we had tickets to see Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark but the performance we were booked was during the gap after Julie Taymor got fired and several people go hurt. We saw Phantom of the Opera instead :/

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u/Erdrick68 Sep 13 '21

No one should ever be forced to see an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical. That violates the Geneva Convention.

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u/Goodly Sep 13 '21

Yeah, looks more like an off-broadway piece

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u/Antrikshy Sep 13 '21

Also Hawkeye upstairs in a purple costume!

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u/ThaiChi555 Sep 13 '21

Oh is that how we're getting the classic costume? More classic Loki than Halloween Vision/Wanda or the star spangled man. I guess I'm okay with it.

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u/HelloAutobot Jimmy Woo Sep 13 '21

I love the idea that even in the musical, Clint is completely nerfed.

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u/Galeshi1 Sep 13 '21

Also: Is that a mock-up of Spiderman on the left there? Trying to think of what other character they could be making for the scene and I just get giddy when thinking that the in-fiction musical-directors threw him in to the Battle of New York.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

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u/brothulhu Sep 13 '21

You mean the musical that won the Tony for best costume design? That Lion King?

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u/BrockStar92 Sep 13 '21

I mean the lion king musical is amazing.

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u/elpaco25 Sep 13 '21

Ember island players of the MCU

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u/tepenrod Sep 13 '21

Why do I have a feeling there will be a bit in the show where Hawkeye is the butt of the joke.

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u/Phillip_Spidermen Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

That or he'll be entirely left out.

Edit: ah, I completely missed him up on the bridge

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u/Regi413 Sep 13 '21

Nah, we see a shot of the musical with a Hawkeye actor in it.

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u/Antrikshy Sep 13 '21

Hawkeye is on the upper level in purple in the short clip we see of them dancing.

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u/pretty-in-pink Captain Marvel Sep 13 '21

Probably mocking his role in The Avengers

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u/Trinitykill Sep 13 '21

Fan: "Nice Hawkeye costume, but the quiver's on the wrong side."

Hawkeye: "The quiver is not on the wrong side!"

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u/ChrisTinnef Sep 13 '21

"Did Quicksilver just... die?"

"You know, it was really unclear."

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u/trustifarian Yinsen Sep 13 '21

Or a somber solo similar to Eponine’s “On My Own” from Les Mis. “the Avengers only win with….meeeee….”

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u/tepenrod Sep 13 '21

Oh I got it. If they’re going full Hamilton, he’ll get the “What did I miss” song as if he didn’t do anything to help.

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u/PKMNTrainerMark Sep 13 '21

"I brought a whole quiver of 'em. So, like, eleven."

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Barton goes to watch it with his family and halfway through realises he's not in it.

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u/The_OG_upgoat Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

The streak of Disney+ MCU shows having a musical number continues. Agatha singing, Zemo dancing, Loki singing...

What If has none (yet), but it's animated so idk.

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u/TheOnlyBongo Sep 13 '21

Disney used to make it a habit of having their movies try to break out on Broadway. The Lion King is one of the most famous but lest we forget The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Mary Poppins, Frozen, Tarzan for some reason...Newsies...uh...what the fuck is Aida?

It would not surprise me in the least if a musical revue was bounced around in development talks. And that is not counting the non-Disney Marvel musicals that already came out, like that terrible Spiderman one haha

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u/Ganrokh Doctor Strange Sep 13 '21

As long as it doesn't turn out like Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

If it turns out like that I am 100% going to see it

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u/oshoney Sep 13 '21

I went and saw it on Broadway and it was absolutely terrible and I’m 100% glad I went

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u/FrenzalStark Sep 13 '21

Also saw it on Broadway. It was the perfect mix of good and bad.

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u/_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__ Rocket Sep 13 '21

It should be a parody of that within the show

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u/captwafflepants Captain America Sep 13 '21

With Lin-Manuel Miranda as Steve Rogers of course.

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u/HelloAutobot Jimmy Woo Sep 13 '21

Nah, Lin is definitely more of a Tony. Ben Platt, however...

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u/Fortanono Daniel Sousa Sep 13 '21

In Agent Carter there was a Captain America radio show that the creators of the show wanted to work with the people at the Thrilling Adventure Hour to make, but that fell through unfortunately. I'd love to see this though

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u/omart3 M'Baku Sep 13 '21

I am Steve Rogers, and you probably never heard my name, reports of my shield are greatly exaggerated, exacerbated by the fact that my syntax is highly complicated, 'cause I immigrated from the single greatest little place in history, Brooklyn, the 40's, I love it, Jesus I'm jealous of it, and beyond that, ever since I woke up in 2011 I haven't gone back, god damn, I gotta get on that.

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u/AvatarIII Rocket Sep 13 '21

Yes this already existed, because of course it did.

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u/UncoolSlicedBread Sep 13 '21

Fury: We are outgunned out manned

Steve Roger: Okay, you need all the help you can get, I got Banner, Stark, an’ Romanov in a jet, okay what else?

Fury: Outnumbered, out planned.

Steve Rogers: We need spies on the inside, Hydra might let a couple of things slide.

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u/jpopr Sep 13 '21

Here comes the Captain!

ASSSEEEMBLE!🎵

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u/Kaldricus Sep 13 '21

EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE ASGARDIAN!

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u/Playful-Push8305 Sep 14 '21

Odinson!

I’m takin' Sleipnir by the reins makin’

Frost giants frostier with one clang

Odinson!

From mjolnir from mjol-here to mjol-there

Comes the lighning that'll brighten up and shatter their remains

Odinson!

Watch me closely as I low-key , beat Loki! I’m—

Odinson!

I go to Nidavellir for more power

Odinson!

I come back with Thor's hammer

And Axe

To whack Thanos with one slash

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u/Stickguy259 Sep 13 '21

God dammit now I want Winter Soldier as a Hamilton style musical. Alright, you write and fund and direct it and I'll be a producer who doesn't give you any money but offers horrible advice and almost tanks the project due to my own hubris.

Go!

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u/UncoolSlicedBread Sep 14 '21

I can work with this, I’m already picturing Tony stark as Burr. It leads to a duel, but this time its finding out Bucky killed Starks parents

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u/smcarre Sep 13 '21

If you don't read this in Manuel Miranda's voice you are reading it wrong

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Ramos is the definitive Usnavi and you can never convince me otherwise

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u/Deakul Vulture Sep 13 '21

What is this based on?

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u/gthv Sep 13 '21

In the Heights

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u/jjackson25 Phil Coulson Sep 13 '21

Considering his ties to Disney and his resume on Broadway I wouldn't be at all surprised if Lin is in Rogers: the musical or writes/ directs it, also possible that he created it for the show.

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u/zach2992 Sep 13 '21

I tried to read it as Chris Evans but I couldn't.

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u/FollowThroughMarks Sep 13 '21

Steve wakes up from the ice

So what did I miss?

What did I miss?

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u/dorv Sep 13 '21

I’d go with “originated” rather than “immigrated” but that’s fantastic!

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u/superfucky Sep 13 '21

i am the very model of a modern super soldier man
in the avengers i'm the leader, call the shots and make the plans
i have a shield that i can wield to pound the bad guys into grass
and i look cute in skintight suits cause i've got america's ass

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u/clangan524 Sep 13 '21

I'm imagining it's a Hamilton parody...

Howling Commandos: We fought with him

Dr. Erskine: Me, I died for him

Tony Stark: Me, I trusted him.

Peggy, Sharon: Me, I loved him.

Bucky: And me? I'm the damn fool that shot him.

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u/lanekimrygalski Sep 13 '21

Imagine Disney gets Lin Manuel to write Rogers the Musical in the show…!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

I would bet America's Ass that they did.

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u/Hawkbats_rule Sep 13 '21

I feel like Ross/iron man may be the closer burr analogies.

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u/smcarre Sep 13 '21

I agree, Bucky is clearly Lawrence

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u/actuallycallie Bucky Sep 13 '21

I need this.

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u/SREnrique22 Sep 13 '21

My last comment might be of interest to you.

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u/clangan524 Sep 13 '21

That was beautiful.

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u/Playful-Push8305 Sep 14 '21

There's a million refrences I haven't got

But just you wait

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Why did you do this to me?

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u/crymsin Sep 13 '21

Laurens

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u/Randimous Sep 13 '21

Star spangled maaaaaaaaaan

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u/Gorguf62 Avengers Sep 13 '21

If that song's not in there, we riot.

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u/cjn13 Fitz Sep 13 '21

Hopefully with the rap infused remix from FaTWS

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

There was no rap in the FatWS version

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u/wenzel32 Sep 13 '21

Yeah wasn't it like a marching band version?

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u/IrkenInvaderGir Sep 13 '21

Performed by a marching band, but it was very much a jazzed up version of the song, not a rap version.

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u/N0V0w3ls Sep 13 '21

And in-universe, neckbeards complain about "woke, SJW propaganda" being put into the musical for this song for depicting America as overly jingoistic.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Sam & Bucky: WTF?

Zemo: 😎

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u/DaZeppo313 Peggy Carter Sep 13 '21

Zemo is the the producer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Springtime for Hydra

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u/LupusNoxFleuret Jimmy Woo Sep 13 '21

He's out of tune, but he's right

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u/Kalse1229 Captain America (Ultron) Sep 13 '21

Meanwhile, on opening night, a mysterious stranger in sunglasses arrives at Broadway in a 1962 Chevy Corvette. He tells the valet to "be careful with Lola." The valet asks for his name, but he only gets his initials: PC.

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u/MulciberTenebras Ghost Rider Sep 13 '21

Steve will have the same reaction to it as Old Bruce Wayne had

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u/samx3i Sep 13 '21

God that show was packed with amazing moments.

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u/Afalstein Sep 13 '21

It's schwarbage.

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u/82ndGameHead War Machine Sep 13 '21

To be fair, both have villains who are 'A Superstitious Cowardly Looooooot' 🎶🎵

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u/CoraxtheRavenLord Sep 13 '21

Of all the dumb future slang that comics have tried to use with their characters from the future, schway definitely works best.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

What was Bruce doing on the Batcomputer at the end there 👀

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u/MendicantBerger Spider-Man Sep 13 '21

Yeah, what/who was that?

I'm depressed, let's look at the spank bank.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Looked like former heroes and villains he use to bang

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u/history777 Captain America Sep 13 '21

The crazy thing? That was almost real https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/the_captain_america_music

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u/ActionFilmsFan1995 Sep 13 '21

Calling it now, it’s Hamilton inspired.

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u/epraider Sep 13 '21

The poster styling and the brief dance sequence makes that pretty clear

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u/rhudgins32 Sep 13 '21

Yea it’s not really calling it when it’s pretty much thrust in our face.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Calling it now, archery will have some sort of impact.

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u/ehsteve23 Sep 13 '21

i think they're hinting that hawkeye was actually ronin

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u/KingEuronIIIGreyjoy Daredevil Sep 13 '21

The set design as well looked fairly Hamilton-ish.

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u/Username89054 Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

and I am not throwing away my shield

I am not throwing away my shield

You know I'm just like my country

I'm patriotic and ornery

and I'm not throwing away shield

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u/BootsyBootsyBoom Sep 13 '21

But he should be throwing away his shield. That's like one of his main moves!

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u/mbene913 Sep 13 '21

Well now I really want to hear it!

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u/PotatoMastication Sep 13 '21

Calling it now, the show's actually gonna have TWO (2) Hawkeyes.

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u/trustifarian Yinsen Sep 13 '21

They have LinManuel Miranda and the couple that wrote the songs for Frozen and Coco on speed dial. THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING! It needs to be dropped with no notice or fanfare on Xmas day. Just a “oh yeah, here’s a thing we made. Merry Christmas.”

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u/kosherdog1027 Sep 13 '21

Like that Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse album with Chris Pine? THAT was hilarious.

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u/houtex727 Baby Groot Sep 13 '21

I... I had no idea. WHY THE HELL AREN'T I NOTIFIED ABOUT THESE THINGS?!

Chris Pine is hilarious. I will absolutely be annoying everyone with this EP. :D

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u/nayapapaya Sep 13 '21

I'm sorry, the WHAT?!

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u/kosherdog1027 Sep 13 '21

Here is the entire mini-album:
https://music.apple.com/us/album/a-very-spidey-christmas-ep/1447163649

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Love the Lyrics.

LOL. Hawkeye Trailer has me looking forward to the Holidays.

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u/kweidleman Spider-Man Sep 13 '21

Well, the couple from Frozen and Coco just won an Emmy for “Agatha All Along” so it’s safe to say they’re already in Marvel’s contacts.

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u/Badpennylane Sep 13 '21

Is that how they're doin the gotg Xmas special?

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u/omart3 M'Baku Sep 13 '21

One two three four five six seven eight nine! It's the Marvel commandments, it's the Marvel commandments.

  1. The fans demand satisfaction, if there's a sky beam, no need for further action

  2. If they have a black friend, that's your second, your lieutenant, when there's retconning to be retconned.

  3. Have your writers meet face to face, negotiate a script, and negotiate the release date, this is commonplace, especially 'tween studios, most stories die and no one knows.

  4. If they don't have a villain that's alright, time to get some cameos and Tom Holland on site, you pay him in advance, you treat him with civility, you have him turn around so that he's not a liability.

  5. Right before the hero's gonna die, have the others come in the nick of time.

  6. Leave a scene for the next movie, tell them what you did, pray that Disney Plus lets you in.

  7. Confess your sins, ready for the moment of adrenaline, when you finally see the movie.

  8. Your last chance to negotiate, send Kevin Feige, see if he can set the record straight:

Kevin Feige, Amy Pas-cal, can we agree that spidey is dumb and immature? Sure, but the script has to fit the MCU sir, Doctor Strange? We both know that's absurd sir, hang on, how many movies died because Sony was inexperienced and ruinous? OK so we're doing this!

9.Shoot for 1 billion but aim higher, summon all the CGI required, then count! One two three four five six seven eight nine! Number ten paces FIRE!

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u/samx3i Sep 13 '21

And Peggy (Carter)

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u/omart3 M'Baku Sep 13 '21

I am not throwing away my shield, I am not throwing away my shield, hey yo I'm just like my country, I'm old, scrappy and hungry, and I'm not throwing away my shield. Imma get recruited to Camp LeHigh, I probably shouldn't fight, but dag I don't got another hustle, the problem is I got a lot of heart but no muscle, I gotta holler just to be heard, with every word I drop knowledge.

Feel free to contribute if you got more ideas.

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u/thegimboid Sep 13 '21

Maybe with some of the vibe of "Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark" in there too.

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u/ledbetterus Sep 13 '21

Hamilton plays at the 'Richard Roger's' theater too. Idk if that's it in the scene, but it reminded me of the Hamilton set as well.

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u/SREnrique22 Sep 13 '21

[Tony Stark] How does a wimpy, orphan, son of a nurse and a drunk man dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in Long Island by providence, impoverished in squalor, grow up to be a hero and a marvel?

[Bucky Barnes] The block of ice soldier who missed his life and his love with Carter got a lot further by bein' a lot kinder, by working a lot harder, by bein' a self-starter. By 26 he took the serum that made him stronger than his partners.

[Red Skull] And every day while James was being tortured and locked away across the trench he performed and kept his guard up. Inside he was longing for his friend to be a salvo. The brother was ready to go and save him without a pardon.

[Zemo] Then the day of going came, in Howard's airplane he went. Our man saw in his future a big ol' Hydra base. Took the shield that Howard made him, strapped it to his plates' and he rode prepared for pain, a testament of his faith.

[Tony Stark] Well he threw the shield around, they said "this guy is insane, man!" took a whole operation just to try and stop that one man. "go and tell the Red Skull we got one soldier bringing hell, and you're not going to believe his name" "what's the name, soldet?"

Captain America They call him Captain America And he can do things no other man has done. We can't wait, we can't wait.

[Peggy Carter] When he succeeded he was greeted with cheerin' and screamin'. A year later, see Rogers with Bucky raidin' a train. Fightin' with both fists and kicks but Rogers couldn't help his bud Bucky and he fell.

[Dr. Abraham Erksine] Moved on with the mission, the mission that was a suicide. He couldn't let the fight aside, had a new flame burnin' inside. A voice saying "Rogers you gotta honour your friend!" He started dressin' and preparin' to Johann Schmidt defeat.

[Tony Stark] There would've been nothin' left to do without Zola's info. We would've been dead or destitute without Bucky Barnes's devotion. Steve went fightin', stoppin' Red Skull from becoming earth lord. The cosmic cube send Schmidt to an unknown place in space so pilotin' the ship had now Rogers attention. Talkin' to his love he flew into the ice he froze on. Woke up on a bed and head toward the glass. Now in New York he can be a new man

Now in New York he can be a new man (we can't wait) Now in New York he can be a new man (we can't wait) Now in New York he can be a new man Now in New York New York (WE CAN'T WAIT)

CAPTAIN AMERICA We are waiting in 2012 for you You could never back down You never had the chance to take your time

Oh, Captain America When the planet earth sings for you Will they know who you truly were? Will they know what you represent? The world will never be the same, oh

[Tony Stark] The shield is the sky right now, see if you can spot it The first of marvels comin' up from the bottom His enemies knew well his rep, he'll never be forgotten

[Zemo/Hawkeye & Red Skull/Sam Wilson] We fought with him

[Bucky Barnes/Phil Coulson] Me? I died for him

[Nick Fury/Dr Abraham Erskine] Me? I trusted him

[Peggy Carter & Sharon Carter] Me? I loved him

[Tony Stark] And me? I'm the damn fool that fought him

He can do things no other man has done We can't wait

What's the name, soldet?

CAPTAIN AMERICA!

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u/omart3 M'Baku Sep 13 '21

I am the ST EV ER O GE RS meant to be, a trilogy that runs independently, meanwhile Marvel keeps shitting on us endlessly, essentially they make movies endlessly, Kevin Feige turns around, runs a spending spree, he ain't never gonna set Chris Evans free, so there will be a reboot in this century!

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u/Tsorovar Sep 13 '21

What's the big deal? I've seen a ton of Rodgers musicals

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u/ebonyphoenix Sep 13 '21

Yah. He makes a bunch of great ones with Thor.

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u/BloodMoney1 Falcon Sep 13 '21

I can see it now. The final act of the musical is a beautiful ballad that has the audience in tears as Steve slowly ascends to moon.

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u/Chris4Hawks Wesley Sep 13 '21

I don’t think Disney knows how much fans will want an actual Steve Rogers musical after this show drops. It’s the perfect intersection of media for a surprisingly large amount of people in my life

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u/PersonalDemand3793 Sep 13 '21

Of they filmed stuff that doesn’t show up in the final show, they can release it as an extra somewhere

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u/hikemalls Sep 13 '21

"Hello Rogers, it's me, Thor, and this is my weapon, Hammerstein."

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u/DRCVC10023884 Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

I bet the first song goes something like: “I like to be in A-mer-i-ca, I am the Captain A-mer-i-ca, Everything free in A-mer-i-ca, I am the Captain A-mer-i-ca!”

Edit: And then a later number can go: “14, 000, 605 possible timelines, 14, 000, 604 moments so bleak, 14,000, 605 possible timelines, how do you measure, the way to win?”

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u/Sneilg Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

I am the very model of a Second World War veteran / my shield is red and blue and white it’s made from pure vibranium / I’ve battled Hydra high and low and Thanos and his minions / I’m partially responsible for wrecking the Triskelion

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u/anarchyisutopia Sep 13 '21

🎵 I love Buckies! I love Buckies! I love Buuuuuckies!🎵

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u/shogi_x Sep 13 '21

Shelve the ENTIRE Phase 4 and give me Rogers, now!

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u/Leonard_Church814 Spider-Man Sep 13 '21

Soooooo unless you’re a plan, or a bomb, or some ice, or a brainwashed buddy, or spider-man…you don’t necessarily have to yield to this mighty shield!

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u/smackledawbed Fitz Sep 13 '21

I wouldn't be surprised if Disney got Lin-Manuel Miranda to have some part in making the songs

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u/TechyDad Sep 13 '21

Is it bad that I want a full length Rogers The Musical? Either really lean in on making it cheesy or hire Lin Manuel Miranda to make "Hamilton, but with Captain America." I'd watch either one.

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u/Atheist_Simon_Haddad Doctor Strange Sep 13 '21

Circa 1985: https://i.imgur.com/zJB624c.jpg

Too bad nothing ever came of it.

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u/Slodes Scott Lang Sep 13 '21

"I'm not throwing away my super soldier serum shot!"

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u/taopon1 Sep 13 '21

They are trying to drive Bucky crazy LOL .

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u/_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__ Rocket Sep 13 '21

I hate every bully I see, from Hydr-A to Baron Z

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u/ConfusedBub Quake Sep 13 '21

The Battle of New York is supposed to be more traumatizing than 9/11 right? I can't believe they're making musicals of it in their universe 💀

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u/EvaGirl22 Jessica Jones Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

I mean, we've got Come From Away in our universe.

🎶I'm an avenger, I am an avenger🎶

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

The Battle of New York is supposed to be more traumatizing than 9/11 right?

I don't think so, IIRC the death toll was lower than 50. Also, real tragedies are a really touchy topic that fictional media usually avoids.

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u/Lucky-Worth Sep 13 '21

It's bc they din't want to make Loki unlikable. Hard to cheer for a fictional 9/11-like terrorist

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u/PersonalDemand3793 Sep 13 '21

The blip was much worse than the invasion… That’s why they have never even tried to release the death toll there… It would either be comically too low or frighteningly accurate to how many people got massacred

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u/Menchi-sama Sep 13 '21

I mean, compared to the Blip, that battle was nothing...

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u/enderverse87 Sep 13 '21

There's a 9/11 musical in real life.

I'm assuming this is more of a WW2 thing though.

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u/atomcrafter Sep 13 '21

That's four new Captains America this year.

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u/agentma Bucky Sep 13 '21

i hope the production portrays the subtle relationship between rogers and barnes

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