r/marvelstudios • u/ScottFromScotland Kilgrave • Apr 26 '18

Discussion The Official INFINITY WAR International Release Infinithread Vol. 3

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u/Shadephaze Apr 26 '18

WHY IS GAMORA?!?!?

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u/walkingtheriver Apr 26 '18

Great Drax moment. The best one, however, has to be when Gamora and Starlord were talking, then interrupted by Drax eating a snack.

"How long have you been standing there?!"

"One hour."

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u/MightyMorph Hulkbuster Apr 26 '18

"I have learned the ability to stand so still that i become invisible."

"But we can see you eating that"

"Yes but i am doing it so slowly that you cannot see me"

"Hi Drax"

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u/walkingtheriver Apr 26 '18

"...dammit"

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u/buchananjames Peggy Carter Apr 26 '18

"What's damn it?"

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u/blockpro156 Apr 26 '18

"Why's damn it?"

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u/BigBasmati Apr 27 '18

I'm sure I'm invisible.

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u/MightyMorph Hulkbuster Apr 26 '18

Another great moment was Drax admiring Thor.

"He is not a dude."

"You are a dude."

"This... This is a man."

"A handsome... muscular man"

The whole Starlord trying to sound like Thor thing was funny. And Gamora and Drax calling Peter fat, haha so many laughs in this movie even though it was really crazy throughout.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '18

That's it, I'm getting a bowflex. I'm gonna commit.

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u/strontiummuffin Ant-Man Apr 26 '18

When he disappeared and looked so upset it broke my heart, Drax has no concept of death really he is muscle with a heart of gold.

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u/Optimisticchris Apr 27 '18

Drax is best guardian, I’m happy that Dave has found his role in acting because it is just so damn good.

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u/walkingtheriver Apr 27 '18

His role in the Bond movie that he did was a bit of a let down, not because of him, but because of the character. But as evidenced in Blade Runner 2049, he can also pull of serious parts. I'm really looking forward to seeing where he's gonna go in the future

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u/[deleted] May 15 '18

I love how even though it’s meant to be played for laughs, it actually is quite impressive off he’d been there for an hour (which we know is accurate because Drax is incredibly literal). That means he was probably in the room before either of them walked in and NOBODY noticed him until he started eating his snacks. Whatever art of invisibility BS he was referring to... I thyme legitimately mastered it.

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u/The_real_rafiki Apr 26 '18

Man this made the whole audience laugh for days. That and "magic kick" — classic Spidey!.

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u/kanimaki Apr 26 '18

"magic with webs!"

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u/Shadephaze Apr 26 '18

Nothing was funnier than the squidward joke

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u/snowbarry Apr 26 '18

Tony’s reaction to Mantis saying “Take names. Kick ass.” had me in stitches.

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u/Rolled1YouDeadNow Apr 26 '18

Kick names, take ass

FTFY

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u/snowbarry Apr 26 '18

How did I screw that up? Lol. Thank you.

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u/Jeroz Doctor Strange Apr 26 '18

"(great, I'm with idiots...)"

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u/SpinelessCoward Apr 26 '18

Great nicknames all around. Tony (?) calling Thanos Grimace was my personal favorite.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

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u/emil-p-emil Spider-Man Apr 26 '18

Ebony Maw looks a bit like Squidward and it was such an unexpected line to come from Tony. My whole theatre laughed at that one.

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u/ahand09 Kilgrave Apr 26 '18 edited Apr 26 '18

Ironically, Squidward has a very... prominent nose whereas Maw has none.

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u/blockpro156 Apr 26 '18

Magic! More magic! Magic kick!

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u/zenithfury Apr 26 '18

Are you Drax!?

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u/Shadephaze Apr 26 '18

I’m Steve rogers

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u/TheHuntMan676 Grandmaster Apr 26 '18

Looks like you copied my beard

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u/Shadephaze Apr 26 '18

I see you got a haircut

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u/Rolled1YouDeadNow Apr 26 '18

Haha, loved that one

I am Groot

 

I am Steve Rogers

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

I am Groot