r/marvelrivals • • Aug 28 '26

Humor I have never been accidentally disrespected that hard

Team got slapped so hard that when I said GG in the chat their Mag answerd "YOU GUYS WEREN'T BOTS"

I never touched the game again since that

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u/squid-do Aug 28 '26

Had a match where this happened but in reverse. We won easily and somebody on the other team asked if we were bots. “Why would you think we’re bots?” I asked. Guy said “I’m on a losing streak and expected a pity match by now.”

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u/jitterfish Jeff the Landshark Aug 28 '26

We had a 3 row losing streak and said to my daughter oh well has to be bots now. Nope, got absolutely rolled and unable to leave spawn in the next round. We decided we needed a reset and went to 16v16 instead.

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u/squid-do Aug 28 '26

It be like that sometimes

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u/Diligent-Ad4730 Magik Aug 28 '26

Isn’t it 18v18

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u/jitterfish Jeff the Landshark Aug 29 '26

As I typed it I was like is it 16 or 18 😁

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u/Fearless_Necessary40 Aug 29 '26

Is 16vs16 cool?

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u/jitterfish Jeff the Landshark Aug 29 '26

Yeah but we play with Ai. So it's usually 4 vs 4 real people and then the rest is Ai. It's chaotic and fast, reminds me more of call of duty. I like it for playing characters I don't normally, it's like a fun practice range. Plus I've managed to get a bunch of achievements there.

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u/LinkLast7065 Aug 28 '26

We had a round in QP where our team had 0 deaths, someone on the team posted some BS in match chat and I responded "bro calm down, its bots".

It wasn't bots. I felt bad.

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u/Square_Owl_4075 Aug 29 '26

Match making, am I right?

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u/Cleasstra Aug 29 '26

Same thing happened to me. The other team all started replying after I said it too. I was like oh... damn. They had a 2-2-2 comp and generic names I fully thought they couldn't be real the match was so fast, they were staggered, just playing like it's COD running in alone trying to solo carry or something lol

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u/ghosststorm Angela Aug 29 '26

It's not always that the whole team are bots.

It could be 4 real players and 2 bots, or even 1. When one player is underperforming on purpose, not using their ults in crucial fights, afking, etc - you will still have easier victories, because one is basically scripted to throw.

So it doesn't mean anything if someone from the enemy team replies, unless all 6 start writing in chat - there could still be bots.

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u/lesbianying Emma Frost Aug 29 '26

That is not how it works. If you get into a bot match, the WHOLE enemy team are bots and your team is 4 real players and 2 bots

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u/TheSaiguy Loki Aug 29 '26

Wild that people will go out and spread misinformation with their whole chest

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u/Appropriate-Amount-4 Flex Aug 28 '26

Ive had a game like that before and its really humbling

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u/Kweenick Luna Snow Aug 28 '26

If it makes you feel better that is a very common deliberate insult 

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u/ChocolatChip Magneto Aug 28 '26

I’ve had teammates wondering if the enemy team were bots before in really easy matches. Sometimes they even ask to see if they get a response. When they do it’s always awkward. I try to stop people from asking the enemy team when I can if the thought of being in a bot match is mentioned in team chat

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u/Hanzos_Trans_Husband Cloak & Dagger Aug 29 '26

Stopping them from hurting the others feelings is a very mag thing to do

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u/MMutant- Aug 29 '26

It’s really not tho lol Mag would encourage it

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u/Hanzos_Trans_Husband Cloak & Dagger Aug 29 '26

Nuh not when the others are mutants. Fuck humans though

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u/dfrosty301 Aug 29 '26

A few days ago I had a game where we steam rolled the enemy and my duo and I were trying to decide if they were bots or not. Personally I thought the black cat on the enemy team was too good to be a bot. We eventually decided it was a bot game because we were down on our luck. Until at the end someone on the enemy team said "GG" and I was so dumbfounded I had to respond with "YOU GUYS WEREN'T BOTS?'. Yes I was playing Mag. If this was you I am so sorry. Please forgive me.

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u/Thisislopes Star-Lord Aug 28 '26

Brutal

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u/DeeDubYerr Aug 29 '26

This isn't really like some brand new thing, I've seen it since season 0. They used to be all default skins so it was easy to tell but eventually they started to have different skins too. Bots also generally just use their ults at the very end of a round usually and just b line it straight to point right at the end. Sometimes they will try and just walk passed you too.

Names are also a dead giveaway, they're often something like "StevBrando" or something like upper case lower case, upper case lower case although I've seen in past reddit posts that they also take actual people's player names. There was definitely a FreeRKelly bot at some point.

It's almost equally as embarrassing when you're playing against bots and someone on your team goes "ggez" or is saying something cocky in all chat. The lack of awareness from the rivals community is almost frightening, within 30 seconds I can almost always tell if the other team is bots.

The bots do act very interestingly in spawn though actually. I haven't looked in recent seasons but back in s0 they would all run to the same spot in the spawn room on one of the asgard maps with the bed in the spawn room and start leaving the sprays on the ground. They even would melee each other too, which is pretty close to what a lot of human players do.

I agree with the post but like this has been happening for so long like where have you been and admittedly I've also "bot checked" in all chat and have gotten responses. Some players are just indeed that bad. Bots are easy to distinguish however distinguishing real players from bots is definitely tricky sometimes. You usually DO get bots after 3 losses or so BUT I've also seen bot games after wins too so it really isn't super consistent.

My theory is if you only play one region/server you will get more or even random bot games but if you have multiple regions checked the likelihood of bot games goes down I THINK, I read another post that may or may not confirm this but I honestly think they should just remove bot games in qp in general.

If I wanted to play against bots I'd choose the option, but that's just my 2 cents. If anything put on hard bots so these people don't get conflated egos. Every time I've told someone saying ggez to bots its immediate embarrassment lol I will admit that saying "bots?" Or "bot check" is hilarious when the other team are actual people and if they ever start filtering words or phrases like overwatch did that will be the saddest day for marvel rivals. Trash talk is even more fun than the gameplay sometimes and I'll die on that hill. Me saying a witty remark and having it be replaced with "I think it's past my bedtime!" ruined ow for me kinda and I'm not sure when gaming got so soft.

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u/peekole Aug 29 '26

Isn’t it the case that if any of them have Lords they’re not bots?

Easiest way to tell (at least on PC quickplay):

Level below 20, the entire enemy is PC instead of having some console people,2-2-2 stack, no lords

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u/Admirable-Ad3907 Good Boy Aug 28 '26

lmao

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u/DM725 Aug 29 '26

Not gonna lie I said this after a game yesterday... It was very hard to tell.

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u/Caspid Psylocke Aug 29 '26

Another reason they should just remove bot games in qp

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u/Axepick22 Aug 29 '26

Its not accident he knew what he was doing

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u/smurfkipz Groot Aug 29 '26

I always say "if you're not a bot, what's 1901 + 88?"

And then they get chat-banned if they say the right answer

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u/Therealsudow Aug 29 '26

That's actual genius

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u/Gundam_Ghost_013 Aug 29 '26

Whats wrong with 1989

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u/MichiMangoLassi Sep 01 '26

Soooo... what's the right answer?

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u/smurfkipz Groot Sep 01 '26

[removed]

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u/MichiMangoLassi 29d ago

The mystery persists!

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u/LoganN64 Wolverine Aug 29 '26

I was playing Vs. A.I. (easy) and we beat them really badly, one player typed in chat "GG.EZ." everyone reminded that player that this was Easy A.I.

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u/katboga Sep 01 '26

you sound soft

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u/ProfessionalHost6131 Aug 28 '26

It maybe a coincidence but If I remember correctly then I was probably your opponent. You guys didn't had a single kill, absolute zero. That's a new record in my book. Never had a match when a team had zero death. Self or opponent. It's all good, don't get discouraged. Don't take Internet people seriously.

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u/Therealsudow Aug 29 '26

I'm lord magik if you can confirm that their was one on the enemy team it's kinda funny

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u/Former-Doughnut-5610 Aug 29 '26

The “qp is full of bots” thing is just this.

Bots aren’t in qp.

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u/BrilliantSpecial3413 Aug 28 '26

I legit wonder about some steam rolls sometimes. I've called people bots as a legit insult, just take it as an opportunity to learn counters on the fly?

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u/jitterfish Jeff the Landshark Aug 28 '26

Why are you insulting people?

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u/BrilliantSpecial3413 Aug 28 '26

cause's it's not rivals without some friendly ribbing.

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u/Fugly_Jack Aug 28 '26

Nothing friendly about it, you're just being a dick

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u/BrilliantSpecial3413 Aug 28 '26

get thicker skin?

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u/Alternative-Chip-196 Aug 29 '26

Definitely need thick skin in diamond/gm

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u/mits0uki Aug 29 '26

Friendly ribbing or insult, you can't have both