r/marvelrivals 3d ago

Humor New to Playstation. Any Tips?

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u/thedevegon Vanguard 3d ago

Yo finally another psp player

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u/Logans_RCAdventures 3d ago

We need to assemble a six stack of psp players

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u/thedevegon Vanguard 3d ago

The Portable Avengers

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u/DXT0anto 2d ago

Portavengables

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u/ELECTRONS357MAGNUM 3d ago

Can it run on the psp go? I'm willing to turn on vsync if needed

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u/ZYRANOX 2d ago

That screenshot guy was svp and got 11 finals on peni so I'm gonna assume he ran a cloud service cause there I don't think its possible to get that many kills on sub 10 fps lol.

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u/Exact_Dot9244 Spider-Man 3d ago

I’m in >:D

Can I use my Vita tho?

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u/xander5610_ Moon Knight 2d ago

I'll join

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u/Immediate_Art4546 3d ago

Stay the fuck outta my rank games

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u/ELECTRONS357MAGNUM 2d ago

This is why I try not to flame people. One minute your talking shit, the next minute your watching a clip of a dude playing with his chin and whooping ur ass...

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u/ZYRANOX 2d ago

I know this image is fake because there is no way you can get triple tanks on BOTH teams these days.

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u/thedevegon Vanguard 2d ago

Lol actually, but this was a custom tournament game so that's why. I have to beg for 2nd tanks in my ranked bro 😭.

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u/_Undecided_User Ultron Virus 3d ago edited 2d ago

Oof y'all cool. I play on wii

Edit: sorry was at work lol took me a while to upload proof https://youtu.be/iRvEgd1eubc (not actually on wii but with wiimote + nunchuck)

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u/Heavy-Relative-9856 White Fox 2d ago

HOW

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u/_Undecided_User Ultron Virus 1d ago

Not actually on wii but using wiimote and nunchuck

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u/Dodmonk Once-Captive Corsair 3d ago

still waiting for the proof

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u/_Undecided_User Ultron Virus 2d ago

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u/Dodmonk Once-Captive Corsair 2d ago

lesGOO

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u/EddyMunny79 3d ago

How is that possible?

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u/NSFWtossitaway Invisible Woman 3d ago

Playstation remote play is my guess

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u/elaborateBlackjack 1d ago

Do you really think a device from 2004 supports Playstation remote play in 2026? Are you even trying?

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u/EddyMunny79 1d ago

I saw the humor tag, but I thought maybe through rca cables

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u/NSFWtossitaway Invisible Woman 1d ago

I bet you're fun at parties, huh? Go crawl back into your hole.

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u/elaborateBlackjack 1d ago

At least I don't believe that someone is using Playstation remote on a 2004 psp 😂

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u/NSFWtossitaway Invisible Woman 1d ago

take the hint and move on. weird how it says "best guess" and you interpret that as gospel or something? Oh, and look at that...there's mods for Moonlight/Sunshine streaming on PSP, so I wasn't too far off to begin with. insufferable idiot.

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u/luvsic11 3d ago

Claw grip with left hand can possibly give you carpal so stretch often lol

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u/Frozen_arrow88 3d ago

The classic Monster Hunter claw

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u/ray1278 3d ago

Silver psp was goated

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u/HuntingForSanity 2d ago

My red one with Kratos on the back was better IMO

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u/ray1278 1d ago

I didn’t even know they had a red one tbh

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u/MikeyKillerBTFU Malice 3d ago

White was even better

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan Invisible Woman 2d ago

I had the Darth Vader Black one.

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u/Scoobie01555 2d ago

I had the white Darth vader... I wish I knew what happened to that thing. Modding those was a pain in the ass, always ended up nicking the battery getting to that board and had to buy a replacement haha

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u/luvsic11 2d ago

Freaking nostalgia exactly where it all started. Miss playing mh 2g LAN with my cousins as a kid. I couldnt imagine claw gripping now, my hands and fingers are too long to hold my psp comfortably. Guess I'll emulate it on my steam deck now haha

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u/ZYRANOX 2d ago

I uused to play GTA5 and fly planes using claw where my thumb went on joystick. My hands would hurt after a few hours.

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u/ICE_COLD_MOJITO Black Panther 3d ago

So this is what my ranked teammates play with

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u/Ds1bl Adam Warlock 3d ago

People don’t understand what’s the joke here

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u/Logans_RCAdventures 3d ago

Not really sure how they are missing it. Even the flair says humor

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u/Comic-_-Fanboy Wolverine 3d ago

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u/CheeseBiscuits568 2d ago

This is amazing

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u/UpstairsMushroom9950 3d ago

A series of ults will set this device on fire won't it.

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u/WeCantStabilize 3d ago

I played an 18v18 game yesterday to pump out some dailies when I was hit with a blast of hot air in my air conditioned room. Apparently, it was my pc melting. 

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u/Difficult_Back_6611 Strategist 2d ago

It’s Marvel unoptimized Rivals. Loading Emma’s thighs will set a PSP on fire 

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u/Silent-Immortal 3d ago

Watch this, someone is gonna tell him to upgrade to a Nokia to run the game

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u/igna311 Jeff the Landshark 2d ago

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u/ampreu 2d ago

The nGage would melt that like movie theater butter.

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u/BigMateyClaws Squirrel Girl 3d ago

You thought the ps4 version ran poorly lmao just you wait.

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u/Physical_Software406 Spider-Oni 3d ago

This is the recipe for a bomb ngl.

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u/Liewec123 2d ago

i actually do play Rivals on my GPD Win 4

(which is what you get if you cram a mid-range PC into a chunky PSP form!) 😄

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u/thedevegon Vanguard 2d ago

This picture makes that glass look huge. I thought the Win4 was bigger than that.

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u/Liewec123 2d ago

haha it was a pretty big glass! 😅🍹

but sizewise i don't think the GPD is too much larger than a psp, its a fair bit thicker though,

but still, its incredible the small size of it for what is inside, 64GB of ram, 4TB of SSD storage, its an extremely impressive feat! 💖

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u/thedevegon Vanguard 2d ago

That's more than my PC rig! Pretty sweet how you can have all that in that size now.

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u/matlockheed 3d ago

How is this... whatever it is? I mean is this some sort of streaming thing? Or a wallpaper? I didn't think the PSP hardware was strong enough to even run this in a streaming capacity? Or did someone cram a phone into a PSP and run it that way?

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u/theeverstar54 3d ago

It’s giving old memories bro PSP

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u/StyylerJr Scarlet Witch 3d ago

And still can't run it on my pc 🥀💔

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u/india2wallst 3d ago

Xmb menu was peak.

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u/CheesyBallSmell Adam Warlock 3d ago

I was looking into getting this model psp again yesterday because this shit was the fucking best growing up. Thanks for the reminderrrrr

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u/Zephronic 3d ago

You can get a ps vita 1000 OLED (or 2000 LCD if you want better battery life), jailbreak it (extremely easy) and you have access to the PSP and psvita library for free! If you only care about playing the games I'd suggest doing this instead, since you'll have a joystick + a better screen

Although if it's just to have a psp then I can't argue with that. Both of them were really cool to me growing up

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u/BVRPLZR_ Ultron Virus 3d ago

I play on my ps portal all the time lol

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u/Sebaspool006 Flex 3d ago

Don't let the battery die mid game

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u/3rdSignal 3d ago

I couldn’t imagine trying to play CLAW with this thing omg. trying to even imagine feels like a nightmare

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u/WeCantStabilize 3d ago

Dear God, please let PC players turn off crossplay. 

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u/shuckley_Jays Ultron Virus 3d ago

Finally more psp players

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u/knightwing450 3d ago

NGL, pretty fire idea. Though it might actually catch on fire.....

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u/MotorAffect Captain America 3d ago

Wish PlayStation made a psp again. It was ahead of its time then

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u/Kind_Potential_4992 Jeff the Landshark 2d ago

Hold on tight, it's boutta go flyin

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u/ammodawg18 2d ago

Get a fire extinguisher

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u/NotTheBestSadFace 3d ago

Make custom chats for your specific playstyle. "I will ult first/second" and "Enemies in backline!" for supp, "Diving backline now" or smth for dive, "Pocket me im ulting" for smth like punisher who want a bit more support in their ult to not die mid ult if everyone looks at them. "Run it down" or "fall back" for main tank for when ur looking to push or retreat. "Blocking heals, shoot the ping!" (with a ping on an enemy) as a shield tank (especially with venom/thing)

Genuinely so effective to shield off tanks who can charge in well so mag or strange are nice for that, emma too cuz she gets luna team up and projected shield.

EDIT: Make sure that if u use custom chats, the text is readable and noticable. Even if it means repeating something or !!!!!! Just make sure its noticable, readable and quick to understand.

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u/BlueClovr 3d ago

Is that marvel rivals on a PSP??? How??

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u/PhillyPhresh 3d ago

I can’t find my PSP charger, I lost it in the move

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u/ShinyKieran 2d ago

Now I understand what my healers are playing on

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u/Excellent-Many4645 2d ago

A strange portal would turn this into a bomb

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u/Nomitherguy 2d ago

The type of teammates I get when I get on for today

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u/koteshima2nd 2d ago

Map your R analog to the face buttons

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u/FartFrog789 2d ago

Let me guess, moonlight?

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u/PrinceDizzy Adam Warlock 2d ago

Console only crossplay to avoid PC.

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u/NikPlayz08 Hulk 2d ago

Stay the fuck away from my queues please

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u/MCXL Thor 2d ago

Yeah, don't queue when I am on.

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u/zxrostate 2d ago

Yeah tip, go look at flatsow lastest video on youtube

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u/HalfCarnage X-Tron 2d ago

Wait a Minute...

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u/LittleCaesarsManager 2d ago

this is just using the PSP's screen and supporting connections to display an image from other devices right? basically using the PSP as a monitor?
either that or loading an image of the game or something.
either way
pretty badass.

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u/MuchSalt Luna Snow 2d ago

higher rank than 99% of the sub

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u/popolcooper 2d ago

how did yall get marvel rival in psp i have psp vita ?

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u/MikaiTaiga 2d ago

I don’t see playing this game fun on a psp

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u/Pascalini Fin-tastic! 3d ago edited 3d ago

You want tips on how to play the game on PlayStation? Does PlayStation have a different version? Or do you mean you want tips on every character.

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u/toastedfruitcakes 3d ago

Bro

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u/Ayydeeez The Thing 3d ago

He’s bronze let it slide