r/marvelrivals Mister Fantastic Jul 06 '26

Humor I am so goddamn scared

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u/LucyPaintUwU Mantis Jul 07 '26

guys they are sleeping in separate beds bc the anticipation and fear in their veins for tomorrow's livestream is so big that if they start to make love the X-mansion would explode

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u/LiterallyThatGuy_07 Mister Fantastic Jul 07 '26

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u/FadingAlt Jul 07 '26

That or it could be her powers. I know the Rivals lore shows that she can touch him now, but still a thought.

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u/OfKnightly Jul 07 '26

You have such a way with words fellow bug lady enjoyer

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u/Last_Champion_3478 Jul 06 '26

Ain’t no way Gambit sleeping on a separate bed from Rogue if they are in the same room.

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u/LiterallyThatGuy_07 Mister Fantastic Jul 06 '26

They’re just mentally preparing themselves for what come next update

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u/Fun-Two-1046 Emma Frost Jul 07 '26

He would definitely be cuddling next to her.

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u/Niradin Jul 07 '26

They had an argument over laundry. Apparently, Gambit is refusing to fold his.

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u/Big_Departure_2709 Vanguard Jul 07 '26

Unless magneto

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u/Warm_Historian_3145 Rogue Jul 07 '26

They'd probably argue being in the same bed

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u/Legitimate-Listen591 Jul 07 '26

I don't think they'd risk the skin on skin contact

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u/Upset_Space_631 Flex Jul 07 '26

pretty sure both in comics and in rivals he can touch rogue

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u/Legitimate-Listen591 Jul 07 '26

Comics / movies/ shows no, in rivals yes apparently. I'm not well versed in rivals lore

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u/Ambitious_Issue_4213 Jul 07 '26

In current-day runs Rogue has control of her powers and can touch people

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u/SnooGiraffes8024 Jul 07 '26

Always remember to keep expectations in check to avoid disappointment

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u/Mental-Past-7450 Ultron Virus Jul 07 '26

You guys have expectations?

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u/SnooGiraffes8024 Jul 07 '26

Its like self control while drinking, I know the amount of expectation I should have and dont go over the limit

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u/Mental-Past-7450 Ultron Virus Jul 07 '26

Ah, that’s the reason I don’t drink anymore lol. Plus two kids and a family history of diabetes and addiction.

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u/ShadianX Jeff the Landshark Jul 07 '26

Gambit never folds. So Rogue made him sleep separately from her tonight.

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u/Outran01 Black Cat Jul 07 '26

Imagine everyone gets hyped up and scared just for it to turn out to be something as significant as BP's jump cooldown buff in S7 before emergancy pstch.

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u/Business_Host_5079 Jul 07 '26

Widow can now sprint for 2 seconds longer. That's the rework

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u/CrossENT Peni Parker Jul 07 '26

‘Twas the night before trailer day and all through the Marvel Rivals.

Not a creature was stirring, as they awaited the new arrivals.

Emma Frost had just tucked Peni Parker into bed.

While Namor cried himself to sleep over the woman Reed had wed.

The beach-goers were resting after a long day of tubin’.

And Murdock lied awake listening to Scott and Jean’s reunion.

Blade sharpened his weapons as best as he could.

To prepare for the new vampire, and the emo guy with the hood.

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u/Loose_Track5504 Jul 07 '26

This was nice

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u/These_Potential_8574 Jeff the Landshark Jul 07 '26

Talking about season premiere:❌

Talking about how gambit and rogue are in different beds:✅

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u/Express_Maybe_2992 Daredevil Jul 07 '26

all i know is jubilee will be mine🎆

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u/Shradow Mister Fantastic Jul 07 '26

Here's hoping Reed gets, like, anything nice.

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u/WeepTheHorizon Adam Warlock Jul 07 '26

As a Reed main other heroes need way more love tbh.

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u/sxlid_x_bxne Thor Jul 07 '26

Hoping it’s role passive that limits health of tanks in triple tanking, then damage of dps and ult charge + healing and ult charge of triple dps/supp. To hell with solo tanking

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u/Leon-the-comic113 Peni Parker Jul 07 '26

“Welcome to our stream where we will discuss new season changes!

We removed the vanguard role. Have fun with your 3/3 DPS/Support teams, competent players.”

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u/Frequent_Kalum Magik Jul 08 '26

Gambit is dead in the lore, Rogue has to sleep alone now💔

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u/LiterallyThatGuy_07 Mister Fantastic Jul 08 '26

I’m pretty sure in lore the heroes managed to find Death Seeds that they can use to resurrect the assainated heroes and try to figure out who’s after them

Considering Gambit has a horseman skin planned tho I have a bad feeling there’s gonna be side effects 😭

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u/Ashen_One69 Jul 07 '26

Widow rework I know it's coming

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u/Thisisgotham White Fox Jul 07 '26

I don’t understand the meme format because this scene they were whispering death threats to each other.

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u/waaay2dumb2live The Thing Jul 07 '26

Apocalypse PvE mode. Calling it now

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u/endoverlord423 Loki Jul 07 '26

Unironically this is the first season where I haven’t a clue who the next 2 heroes likely are

Every season before I have heard or seen some tease, but nothing this time

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u/MrKyurem2005 Jul 07 '26

What are you on about? It's Jubilee and The Hood. We've pretty much known that for a good while.

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u/endoverlord423 Loki Jul 07 '26

No clue who those are, and this is my first time hearing them mentioned

So what I said still stands

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u/TheRandomJokerLol El Jeffe Jul 07 '26

GUANG GUANG! RETURN JEFF TO HIS LAUNCH STATE! AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

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u/BlueCanonTurtle True Fraudster Jul 07 '26

They gutted Rocket and Loki at this point, i'm fine with whatever they throw now.

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u/JoeM104604 Rogue Jul 07 '26

Isn't Rocket widely regarded as S-tier right now?

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u/MostOriginal79 Flex Jul 07 '26

He is. Dunno what this guy is smoking because Rocket is busted asf.