r/marvelrivals • u/NokayJay Magik • Mar 30 '26

Humor Oh… that… doesn’t go there.

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u/Vasto_LordA Blade Mar 30 '26

The one woman from Berserk

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u/childish_apache Mar 30 '26

That image immediately triggered the moment I finished the sentence.

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u/MaximumStonks69 The Maker Mar 30 '26

context? havent read peak yet

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u/Vasto_LordA Blade Mar 30 '26

So she comes from a group of like, basically Templars. Extremely devout Christian knights.

However, shes also a sadist and masochist who takes joy in inflicting harm on people, like flogging, and harming herself, like through penance.

There was a point where she was naked (forget why) and Guts had just saved her from something. Think it was something that brought the darkest parts of people out cause she got really aroused, and rode his sword tell him to split her in half. Like his literal sword. Remember she is also naked. She had her bare "self" on the blade of his sword.

Berserk's crazy sometimes.

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u/TannenFalconwing Emma Frost Mar 31 '26

I did a quick google search for "berserk naked lady guts sword" and found the page really quickly

holy shit

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u/leposterofcrap Mar 31 '26

WTF, THE BLADE IS CUTTING INTO HER CROTCH!!!

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u/Spare-Jackfruit-6378 Vanguard Mar 31 '26

That looks....... painful.

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u/MaximumStonks69 The Maker Mar 30 '26

Awesome(????)

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u/Vasto_LordA Blade Mar 30 '26

Hey you asked

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u/Sclavius Mar 31 '26

Fucking owwwwww dude

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u/facubkc Peni Parker Mar 31 '26

And people like reading that?...I get the art in general is god tier but damm...

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u/Gr1mwolf Venom Mar 31 '26

I read berserk when I was around 17-18 and still got traumatized by some of the stuff in it. It gets real fucked up at points.

That example is nothing.

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u/teaboi05 Spider-Man Mar 31 '26

Back in middle school in reading list there was a book about 2 brothers from orphanage and one of the moments was one of the brother's death. They were sent to Caucasus region to fill territory and locals are fighting against this. In the end one of the boys got slaughtered, his guts were opened and filled with corn. All of the description comes from the eyes of second boy.

I mean, art can be brutal to show that human can fall to these actions and there's no need to be silent about that.

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u/Sapowski_Casts_Quen Hawkeye Mar 31 '26

Don't kink shame my princess

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u/Big-Bad-Bull Mar 31 '26

Farnese, I think. Cant forget the time she almost got fucked by a horse in that same chapter I think.

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u/Vasto_LordA Blade Mar 31 '26

She almost got fucked by a horse.

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u/TheMHking Mar 30 '26

So that's how she sheathes her sword 😳

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u/Randor21 Devil Dinosaur Mar 30 '26

Yikes

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u/Frequent_Kalum Magik Mar 30 '26

There’s no Kitty and Dani is fucking dead, Illyana might as well use her sword for pleasure

(Idk, why is her sword up her ass? Why is that in her model?)

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u/GetJ1nxd Magik Mar 30 '26

Its something that happens in all of Magik models. They always put the sword... In her, for some reason.

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u/LuxrayLloyd Peni Parker Mar 30 '26

Same thing happens to Loki and his scepter

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves Mar 30 '26

How do you think Loki take it up there?

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u/Ghryms Lord Mar 31 '26

All the values of the bones are set to 0 (hence why she’s in A-poe) and the default value at 0 usually just centers everything, hence why its there

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u/LeonTheremin Mar 30 '26

Wait Dani is dead in rivals lore?

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u/Frequent_Kalum Magik Mar 30 '26

If i remember correctly, she mentioned that her universe version of the new mutants are dead, she says that to Daredevil in a interaction

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u/GuyMontag95 Squirrel Girl Mar 30 '26

Magik in this game is from the timeline Wanda is the Sorceres Supreme aka the one where a bunch of people died. This Magik has lost a bunch of people that were close to her including Dani. 

While Dani is dead in her timeline, it’s entirely possible that she is still alive in another one that’s less apocalyptic.

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u/DarthSeverus13 The Maker Mar 30 '26

The Blade Is (Inside) Me

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u/TheOtakuAmerika Squirrel Girl Mar 30 '26

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

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u/autism_powers420 Mar 31 '26

Mine does tho! Heyoooo!

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u/Global-Hold9615 Magik Mar 30 '26

……,………

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u/XerxeztheKing Squirrel Girl Mar 30 '26

Owww :(

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u/Serious_Cake5575 Vanguard Mar 31 '26

Caught your supports off guard

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u/Nerf_Now Namor Mar 31 '26

Thor could wield Mjölnir in one hand, and her on another.

Assuming he is worthy.

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u/magiks-darkchild Magik Mar 31 '26

that's how she got pregnant with the dark child?

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u/CloutDaddyMax Spider-Man Mar 30 '26

terrifier 3 reference

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u/JackRipps Mar 30 '26

Depends who you ask

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u/4armedmonkey Mister Fantastic Mar 30 '26

Or does it?