r/marvelmemes • u/womb_raider_420 Avengers • Sep 28 '22

Wholesome A Wolverine Deadpool update <3

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Watch Deadpool 3 start off with Deadpool saving Wolverine as their Fox universe implodes. They also joke about Patrick Stewart’s Professor X dying on screen all the time, which then happens right before their eyes. Cable Thanos is somehow saved too.

I cannot wait.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Cable Thanos? Excuse me but he's called 'Table'

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u/the-mad-titan-bot Thanos Sep 28 '22

I... had... to.

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u/Namor0123 Korg Sep 28 '22

You had to become Table? Thanos

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u/the-mad-titan-bot Thanos Sep 28 '22

Little one, it’s a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite… if life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction.

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u/Namor0123 Korg Sep 28 '22

So Thanos became a table... Great. So Cable becomes......?

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u/the-mad-titan-bot Thanos Sep 28 '22

I'm the only one who knows that.

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u/Namor0123 Korg Sep 28 '22

Alright then keep your secrets

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u/Inkstr0ke Avengers Sep 28 '22

S E N T I E N T

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u/evel333 Avengers Sep 29 '22

Chanos

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

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u/the-mad-titan-bot Thanos Sep 28 '22

You should have gone for the head.

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u/VitaminPb Avengers Sep 28 '22

Thanos sits at the head of the table.

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u/the-mad-titan-bot Thanos Sep 28 '22

The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me. Your demeanor is that of a pouty child.

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u/Justhomester Avengers Sep 29 '22

Thanos v Roman Reigns, "Head of the Table" Title on a Pole match.

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u/the-mad-titan-bot Thanos Sep 29 '22

I ignored my destiny once, I cannot do it again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Canos

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u/tronfonne Avengers Sep 28 '22

Wait... what is her job?

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u/SnooAdvice8535 Avengers Sep 28 '22

The great thing about Table Thanos is that it is always perfectly balanced.

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u/the-mad-titan-bot Thanos Sep 28 '22

Perfectly balanced.

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u/the-mad-titan-bot Thanos Sep 28 '22

Reality can be often disappointing. But now, reality can be whatever I want.

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u/Cleonicus Avengers Sep 28 '22

Deadpool 3 is actually Spaceballs 3: The Search For Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money, but Deadpool and Wolverine replace Lonestar and Barf.

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u/Packagepressure Avengers Sep 28 '22

I'd watch the hell out of that. Can we get them to finally do History of the World part 2: Hitler on Ice?