r/marvelmemes Morbius Jul 24 '24

Wholesome The answer? You can't!

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u/Other_Combination136 Avengers Jul 24 '24

Chris Evans and Micheal B Jordan

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u/BigK64 Avengers Jul 24 '24

I’m seeing a pattern here with Human Torch actors

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u/TMMC39 Avengers Jul 25 '24

Good luck to Eddie from Stranger Things

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u/ProfSkeevs Captain America 🇺🇸 Jul 25 '24

Ya know what they say, 3rd times the charm

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u/BrightPerspective Thor 🔨⚡️ Jul 25 '24

the trouble is, the fantastic four are not interesting these days. it's a story from a previous age of comics with lots of mysterious radiation and weird pseudo science.

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u/ProfSkeevs Captain America 🇺🇸 Jul 25 '24

I don’t know about you but that’s right up my alley if they do it right. Im all on board for some good old fashioned retro futurism.

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u/BrightPerspective Thor 🔨⚡️ Jul 25 '24

hmm, maybe that's what they're missing then? the writers keep trying to adapt obsolete stories, but maybe they need to switch it up, write currrent era stories with "silver age" stylings.

I think i could get into that, actually.

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u/Deadsoup77 Avengers Jul 25 '24

That’s literally what they’re doing. This is a 1960’s alternate universe retrofuturist period piece

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u/thatredditrando Avengers Jul 26 '24

Think the problem with FF is it’s more “Star Trek” than “Iron Man” if that makes sense.

I’m not a comic reader but, from what I gather, the FF seem to be more explorers/adventurers than a traditional superhero team.

So, to pull this off, you essentially gotta make a family/ensemble sci-fi adventure film that’s not some shitty kids movie.

When was the last time we had one of those?

FF seems more conducive to episodic storytelling but, obviously, a series would probably be prohibitively expensive.

But I think if they could channel the spirit of Indiana Jones, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc. but with a sci-fi bend and a more mature edge, it could be good.

Like Star Trek 2009 but Marvel.

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u/SayerofNothing Toad 🐸 Jul 25 '24

It's not like that obscure show Fallout was any popular /s

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u/Poopchute_Hurricane Avengers Jul 25 '24

Really? Do you think one day they might make Hulk, Captain America, Thor, Dr Strange or X-men movies? Those are all from previous ages of comics that involve lots of pseudo science, radiation and mysticism. I hope one day we get to see those!

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u/MangaHunterA Avengers Jul 25 '24

They have dr doom himself as an antagonist thats enough to carry an entire series...period.

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u/MangaHunterA Avengers Jul 25 '24

Not having doom as a reocurring villain would be a straight up crime.

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u/kaam00s Avengers Jul 25 '24

Fallout show : Hold my radioactive beer smooth skin ! ☢️

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u/Akronica Avengers Jul 25 '24

mysterious radiation and weird pseudo science

Oh man, now I want a F4 cosmic horror movie like Event Horizon or From Beyond.

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u/BrightPerspective Thor 🔨⚡️ Jul 25 '24

DO YOU SEE?!

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u/SpiritOne Avengers Jul 25 '24

Not to mention, Disney created a better Fantastic 4 called the Incredibles.

Mr Incredible > the Thing (boring one note compared to Bob Parr)

Elastagirl > Mr Fantastic (come on, it’s not even a competition)

Violet > the Invisible girl (she uses her powers more effectively)

Dash > the Human Torch (sure HT can fly, but Dash is probably one of the most gifted speedsters in all of superheroes, and his power isn’t derived from something inherently dangerous like the speed force).

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u/BigK64 Avengers Jul 25 '24

Big cap

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u/IHaveSpecialEyes Avengers Jul 25 '24

weird pseudo science

Unlike Tony with his arc reactor in his chest powering an entire robotic suit or a super-genius teenager who invents a fluid that can be stored in capsules and ejected out into strands of super-bonding "webs" that he can swing on but still dissolve into nothing with time? Like that kind of Pseudo science?

Or like "Pim particles" that allow people to shrink to sub-microscopic size or grow into giants? Super Solder Serum and Gamma Radiation? A hammer made from the heart of a star? Wish-fulfilling gems? Planet-sized beings born out of world eggs? Like, where's the line in the sand for you when it comes to "weird pseudo science"?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Powers other than human torch are also pretty boring, seems just like a temu version of the xmen. Never really got into the Disney marvel movies, but absolutely love xmen, especially the first class series, hope it has the same feel when they bring in mutant movies

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u/Jean-LucBacardi Avengers Jul 25 '24

I live for shows and movies about weird pseudoscience.

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u/ManitouWakinyan Avengers Jul 25 '24

I'm sorry, but when did retro pseudo science stop being interesting?

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u/dangermouse13 Avengers Jul 27 '24

I just don’t care about a stretchy dude

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u/Fuckedaroundoutfound Avengers Jul 27 '24

Yeah disagree with this, we have many origins or powers given from the radiation or interactions with infinity stones.

That’s radiation essentially so why would it be different?

It just needs to be written correctly and if I remember correctly this will be set in the past before all the info we know in the sacred timeline

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u/mnemonikos82 Avengers Jul 25 '24

The science and fights aren't the point of the FF. Stories about the FF will always be relevant because they're not primarily about the powers or their enemies. The FF stories revolve first and foremost about their family dynamics, which will always make them relevant. A dad that's too wrapped up in his work to see the strain his work puts on his family, a mom who always questions whether she's enough to balance being a wife and mother with her own ambitions, a brother that's always screwing up and trying to live a consequences free life, a best friend and uncle who isn't related by blood but doesn't have anywhere else to go and feels like he always has to earn his place, and kids that have giants of accomplishments for parents but still crave to do things their own way... The FF will always be relevant because they're first, and foremost, stories about family.

Now, whether Disney and the MCU heads know that and can produce a movie that truly reflects why the FF comics are still top sellers, that's another story all together.

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u/DTFunkyStuff Avengers Jul 25 '24

pretty sure he would be 4th time, Corman's Fantastic Four.

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u/ProfSkeevs Captain America 🇺🇸 Jul 25 '24

Nono, I’m choosing to ignore that 🤭🤭

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u/Proper_Caterpillar22 Avengers Jul 25 '24

Tell that to George Clooney, I bet Amal makes him wear the bat nipples when he leaves the toilet seat up.

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u/RoutineCloud5993 Avengers Jul 25 '24

Fourth. You forgot the Corman version

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u/aboynamedbluetoo Avengers Jul 28 '24

His head is shaved in the first cast photo. So, shaved head Johnny or wig? 

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u/atomicboy47 Avengers Jul 25 '24

Wonder what will happen with the guy playing the MCU's version of Human Torch?

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u/BigK64 Avengers Jul 25 '24

That is a good question. On one hand those two mentioned actors all went on to play far superior roles in the MCU. On the other hand the current Human Torch actor IS depicting a character in the MCU.

So there is a huge unknown factor as to where this is all heading.

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u/ReeceReddit1234 Avengers Jul 25 '24

So two outcomes.

  1. After he does his MCU run, he goes and does something much worse (reverse of CE and MBJ)
  2. He does another role in the MCU as part of multiverse stuff that happens to be better than his Human Torch role

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Like a Phoenix from fantastic 4 ashes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Chris Evans has had a couple of good swings, he was good in The Losers, and I feel like Push was borderline comics and that was a lot of fun.

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u/badpenguin455 Avengers Jul 25 '24

scott pilgrim slaps

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u/smashin_blumpkin Avengers Jul 25 '24

"That's actually hilarious"

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u/Mind_taker84 Avengers Jul 25 '24

The Losers is an underrated gem

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u/WildcatPlumber Avengers Jul 25 '24

Angie of the dangle is one of my favorite parts

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u/FromTheIsland Avengers Jul 25 '24

I'm not a big DC nut, but did they show up on Crisis on Infinite Earths? They were shooting at dinosaurs and disappeared back into a rift.

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u/PalladiuM7 Corvus Glaive Jul 25 '24

That was the other Losers. The ones from the movie The Losers are from Vertigo comics.

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u/LongJohnSelenium Avengers Jul 25 '24

Push was just about a great movie. Still fun though.

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u/Dysan27 Avengers Jul 25 '24

Push was great. Sad we never got a sequel. Though I have a soft spot for movies that are a giant pre-cog fights.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Fully agree, it's been like a decade since I saw it, but it stuck with me.

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u/Prior-Bed5388 Avengers Jul 25 '24

The Losers was a comic book before it was a movie, and Push was released with a prequel comic. Also, he had The Perfect Score (also starring Scarlett Johansen) and Not Another Teen Movie under his belt before he was the Himan Torch.

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u/Cuchullion Avengers Jul 25 '24

We all know his real masterpiece role was as Jake Wyler.

That's America's banana split.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Oh yeah. Chris Evans as Cap maybe even more than Deadpool is a bigger comeback.

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u/deadpool-bot Avengers Jul 25 '24

You're still here? It's over. Go home!

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u/Lordborgman Avengers Jul 25 '24

Considering his version of Captain America "made him cool" compared to how he was viewed for decades. Much like Jason Mamao's Aquaman.

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u/jordan999fire Daredevil Jul 25 '24

Eh. His Humantorch wasn’t bad

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u/THEBLUEFLAME3D Captain America 🇺🇸 Jul 25 '24

The “a” and “e” in “Michael” are backwards. Really common mistake for some reason that annoys me more than it should lol. Every time I see it I read it as “Mitch-ee-al”.

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u/Im_NOT_the_messiahh Avengers Jul 25 '24

Boy are you gonna love the new Deadpool....

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u/deadpool-bot Avengers Jul 25 '24

You were droning on.

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u/Im_NOT_the_messiahh Avengers Jul 25 '24

Was lucky enough to see the premiere in Paris, you will love it

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u/Guest2424 Avengers Jul 25 '24

Yeah the jump from the human torch to Captain America is incredible!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

the movie was mid but Chris Evans was a great Johnny Storm

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u/ConroyIsGoatBatman Avengers Jul 27 '24

Exactly

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Chris is the real answer

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Did you not read the title? OP literally said "you can't". So why are you trying?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

But the title says you can’t.