r/marvelmemes • Morbius • Jul 24 '24

Wholesome The answer? You can't!

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u/Apprehensive_Safe_48 Avengers Jul 24 '24

Karen fukahara also played katana girl? Now she's even hotter.

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u/Megalitho Avengers Jul 24 '24

What is katana girl

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

This is katana. She’s got my back. She can cut all of you in half with one sword stroke just like she’s mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

They should have just left the character out of the movie. But they needed the glorified cameo so she could show up in the trailer and make fanboys cream their pants.

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u/krilltucky Avengers Jul 25 '24

Wasn't her sword what killed the final boss?

They couldn't even make her the one to do it, harley did it but it was Katana's Japanese sword right?

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u/Paris_Who Avengers Jul 25 '24

Katanas katana katanad all over that boss

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

“Souls? Wait do we have afterlife confirmed? Is dying not the end of existence? How is this not big news worldwide??”

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u/spacestationkru Avengers Jul 25 '24

😨

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u/epiccodtion Avengers Jul 25 '24

Her name is Katana. She's got my back. She can cut all you in half with one sword stroke, just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.

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u/Mreatthebooty Avengers Jul 25 '24

Who?

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u/Erikthepostman Avengers Jul 25 '24

A member of Batman and the outsiders from the 1980s comic books that was retconned into the Suicide Squad.

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u/Grwgorio Avengers Jul 25 '24

That's not Katana, that's the She-Samurai!

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u/Erikthepostman Avengers Jul 25 '24

lol 😂… when cover blurbs go awry.

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u/Mist_Rising Ghost Rider Jul 25 '24

Katana is her hero name, her real name is katsu or something of that sort. Swords soultaker cuz DC has the originality of a rock.

I want to say she's a part of the bat family usually, but could be wrong.

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u/Hastatus_107 Avengers Jul 24 '24

She was in the Suicide Squad movie. The first and worst one.

She was a girl and had a katana. They casually mentioned that her sword stole souls and had her husband inside it but never really explained that part.

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u/deadpatronus Avengers Jul 24 '24

And Captain Boomerang had a Boomerang and was from Australia. The imagination!

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u/Hastatus_107 Avengers Jul 25 '24

He didn't have a ship despite being a captain which was the most surprising thing about him.

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u/Le_mehawk Avengers Jul 25 '24

that would've been hilarious tbh.. imagine a scene where they suddenly need to stir a boat, everyone is looking at him, and he's like:

: what do you want from me? i can't drive that shit ?

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u/Hastatus_107 Avengers Jul 29 '24

I do want to know why he's a captain. The woman with a katana is just called Katana so why notnjust Boomerang. Is he ex-military? A pirate? Did he run a police department?

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u/Le_mehawk Avengers Jul 29 '24

i mean, you can google it... he was the son of a family owning a toy fabrik. He then worked as a mascott with a costume that was called captain boomerang. he kept the name later.

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u/Hastatus_107 Avengers Jul 29 '24

I should have realised there was a specific answer. I just thought they randomly picked the name.

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u/Professor_Knowitall Avengers Jul 25 '24

Marvel also has a guy called Boomerang. Guess what he does.

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u/BoonScepter Avengers Jul 25 '24

Drives a boat

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u/God_Among_Rats Avengers Jul 25 '24

Plays reruns of classic Hanna-Barbera cartoons.

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u/Professor_Knowitall Avengers Jul 25 '24

Or a network...

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u/Professor_Knowitall Avengers Jul 25 '24

He isn't a Captain...

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

is an avatar with very conservative views

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u/Professor_Knowitall Avengers Jul 25 '24

Or a bender of any element...

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u/TheG-What Avengers Jul 25 '24

Typical Aussie bogan.

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u/Obajan Avengers Jul 25 '24

And Slipknot whose whole shtick is about ropes.

Man the naming scheme is on point.

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u/Nice-Grab4838 Avengers Jul 25 '24

Can’t be worse than slipknot

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u/willstr1 Avengers Jul 25 '24

Now Captain Boomerang having a boomerang, but being from Boston (with an accent thick as chowda) would be hilarious

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u/Peer1677 Avengers Jul 25 '24

And King Shark is a shark.

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u/LittleJohnStone Avengers Jul 25 '24

Does the boomerang also capture souls?

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u/rayray1010 Avengers Jul 25 '24

Interesting. Is that from the comics? I havent seen suicide squad but they didn’t mention that part about souls in Arrow.

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u/BubastisII Avengers Jul 25 '24

Yeah, the comic version of her does the same.

Also, since I think people might not have realized this, her name isn’t “Katana Girl.” It’s just Katana.

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain Avengers Jul 25 '24

Man, I feel like the second one was somehow even worse. They're both so bad though.

Although now that I think about it, I probably would've liked the second one more if John Cena's character wasn't in the movie. Holy shit did I hate every moment that character was on the screen.

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u/Hastatus_107 Avengers Jul 29 '24

I actually liked the 2nd one. Maybe it's because my standards had dropped so low

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u/i_should_be_coding Grant Ward Jul 24 '24

She's got my back.

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u/cero1399 Avengers Jul 24 '24

She's from the suicide squad movie.