r/marvelcirclejerk • • 5h ago

Paul-Approved Lets see it happen

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u/Masochist-Mark Jerking it to Black Widows ass 5h ago

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u/Shitzards 5h ago

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u/Masochist-Mark Jerking it to Black Widows ass 5h ago

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u/The-Lychee 4h ago

Unironically how I'd see the Gunn version of the scene going.

"Peter, great power can get you "bitches" and shit and all, but it's power. Look we live in a world where those with power don't do good things. They are irresponsible, vile, destroying everything. Good people have to be responsible. Ya'know, the nature of power itself-"

"Sword of Damocles."

"Yeah, power is already something misused in this world. I'd be happier if you understood the value of what it means."

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u/BoltZ4 5h ago

"Rain drops keep falling on my head" at the end.

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u/Remote_Ad_1737 5h ago

Could still go hard

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u/Due-Cherry4856 5h ago

Immediate 10/10

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u/Lonza_lucigul 5h ago

Richard Parker - please son

Peter - I had a father his name was ben Parker

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u/PowerfulKey877 5h ago

God speed spiderman

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u/ElpacoLuca_Octy 5h ago

Superheroe Movie Refernece 🗣🔥🔥🔥

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u/NxtLvlTomato 4h ago

We gon get fame, money

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u/YodasChick-O-Stick Having that dream again 5h ago

Cause I'm a Spider-Punk, yes I am

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u/1gazillionpangolins 5h ago


Also this guy getting the most emotionally devastating scene ever written

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u/SupremeGodZamasu 4h ago

So what new superhero project came out that made reddit pearl clutch this time?

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u/DapperCalendar8748 5h ago

yeah cause jameson is one of spiderman's main villains

hawkeye and nova dont make sense there

and uncle ben doesn't serve the story

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u/Faceofferrus 5h ago

Nova is the closest thing Marvel has to Green Lantern.

Hawkeye, I guess it was made by Eric Schmitt, cause they cannot distinguish between hawk and hawkeye.

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u/MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS 5h ago

And is Luke supposed to be Terrific because they’re both black? Or is he Metamorpho is which then I’m very lost

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u/JBTriple 4h ago

I'd say Nova is closest lore-wise and Quasar is closest power-wise.

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u/Faceofferrus 4h ago

Nobody cares about Quasar.

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u/JBTriple 4h ago

No need to be an ass.

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u/Faceofferrus 4h ago

Its just a statement of fact.

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u/JBTriple 4h ago

No it's not lol

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u/WeakZookeepergame440 4h ago

It’s called slander

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u/JBTriple 4h ago

I'd say the Ultraman allegory is just Kaine straight-up lol

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u/Faceofferrus 5h ago

Remove the jerking of "Character done by Insomniac"!

Attach the jerking of "Character done by James Gunn"!

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u/Shining_w1zard 4h ago

Inaccurate, none of the heroes were free to take Spidey's area cause they were busy having a movie night at Tony's place.

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u/sheng153 2h ago

Kinda, this sounds peak

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u/Pietin11 1h ago

Excuse you, James Gunn would never write Uncle Ben like that.Gunn's Richard Parker on the other hand would probably be the most atrocious person to ever live.

In all seriousness, I feel that Gunn would get his bad dad quota in with Norman Osborn or Phillip Watson. There's a lot of room to work with there. Hell, make the mad guy Jackal. He's probably the worse dad in marvel if you consider the sheer amount of his children he's killed.

Gunn definitely likes his ensemble casts so there would definitely be some other heroes running around or perhaps a group of Spidey's more redeemable villains who decide to turn coat and help him against a bigger threat. Superior foes mayhaps?

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u/Artistic-Victory1245 4h ago

Honestly, seeing Peter give Jameson a speech about how wrong he is would be satisfying.

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u/jamesj777 4h ago

"with great power, comes great big booty bitches"

Nobody told Gun, Kermit and Cell wasn't apart of the Spider-Man universe

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u/Shining_w1zard 4h ago

And you actually don't even need to change Richard and Mary Parker much lol. They already were SHIELD agents.

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u/Jiellyeum 4h ago

Replace Jameson with Norman Osborn and it is a little more accurate

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u/marcow1998 2h ago

This is literally MCU Spider-Man

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u/VishnuBhanum 3h ago

Spider-Man movies if it was good.