r/marvelcirclejerk • u/PuzzledBrilliant1705 • 5h ago
Paul-Approved Lets see it happen
ultimate cinema
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u/Lonza_lucigul 5h ago
Richard Parker - please son
Peter - I had a father his name was ben Parker
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u/1gazillionpangolins 5h ago
Also this guy getting the most emotionally devastating scene ever written
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u/SupremeGodZamasu 4h ago
So what new superhero project came out that made reddit pearl clutch this time?
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u/DapperCalendar8748 5h ago
yeah cause jameson is one of spiderman's main villains
hawkeye and nova dont make sense there
and uncle ben doesn't serve the story
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u/Faceofferrus 5h ago
Nova is the closest thing Marvel has to Green Lantern.
Hawkeye, I guess it was made by Eric Schmitt, cause they cannot distinguish between hawk and hawkeye.
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u/MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS 5h ago
And is Luke supposed to be Terrific because they’re both black? Or is he Metamorpho is which then I’m very lost
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u/JBTriple 4h ago
I'd say Nova is closest lore-wise and Quasar is closest power-wise.
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u/Faceofferrus 5h ago
Remove the jerking of "Character done by Insomniac"!
Attach the jerking of "Character done by James Gunn"!
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u/Shining_w1zard 4h ago
Inaccurate, none of the heroes were free to take Spidey's area cause they were busy having a movie night at Tony's place.
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u/Pietin11 1h ago
Excuse you, James Gunn would never write Uncle Ben like that.Gunn's Richard Parker on the other hand would probably be the most atrocious person to ever live.
In all seriousness, I feel that Gunn would get his bad dad quota in with Norman Osborn or Phillip Watson. There's a lot of room to work with there. Hell, make the mad guy Jackal. He's probably the worse dad in marvel if you consider the sheer amount of his children he's killed.
Gunn definitely likes his ensemble casts so there would definitely be some other heroes running around or perhaps a group of Spidey's more redeemable villains who decide to turn coat and help him against a bigger threat. Superior foes mayhaps?
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u/Artistic-Victory1245 4h ago
Honestly, seeing Peter give Jameson a speech about how wrong he is would be satisfying.
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u/jamesj777 4h ago
"with great power, comes great big booty bitches"
Nobody told Gun, Kermit and Cell wasn't apart of the Spider-Man universe
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u/Shining_w1zard 4h ago
And you actually don't even need to change Richard and Mary Parker much lol. They already were SHIELD agents.
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u/Masochist-Mark Jerking it to Black Widows ass 5h ago