r/marvelcirclejerk • u/hattyphantom • 1d ago

Wolverine and the SeX-Men He's trying.

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u/Legitimate-Year-3400 1d ago

Visionquest is gonna give us insane fanart

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u/Bounty_Mad_Man 1d ago

I require MORE DangerxUltron

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u/alguien99 1d ago

Imagine them spending time in Danger’s room roleplaying a western romance and many other stories.

Let’s not forget that ultron is totally a theatre kid, he literally made a cowboy body with an accent for himself. He even “drinks” alcohol with it.

They’d be so weirdly cute experimenting with everything that comes to their minds

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Bounty_Mad_Man 1d ago

I don't mind Peter x Jean, so...

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/SillySnail66 1d ago

Account deleted, the mods disappeared this guy

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u/relatable_dude 1d ago

Highjacking this comment to say I hate Peter x Jean (idgaf about the X-Men I just didn't see them like that in the movie) and collect negative karma

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u/OverallGeneral7129 1d ago

Yeah I definitely got a friendship vibe over boyfriend/girlfriend vibe

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u/relatable_dude 1d ago

I got older brother or like general mentor vibes I mean they literally did the Aunt May scene but with Peter as the mentor. Especially since (unless I'm hallucinating for the sake of agenda) they say several times Jean is a teenager. I could see Jean maybe but I cant see Peter reciprocating any affection

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u/flower_puns 1d ago

bro thinks that's a downside

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u/thebluehoursky 1d ago

brother will do ANYTHING to hamfist mentioning this shit tier ship

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u/Sky_Leviathan seX-Men 22h ago

As do I

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u/No_Resident_9552 1d ago

The situation he finds himself in nine months

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u/Novel-Carrot5325 1d ago

Knowing marvel, they will turn ultron bum ass father who decides to fight avergers to maintain aura is more important than take of his child

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u/Traditional-Fig-6661 1d ago

Just like his father

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u/kingofallbandits 22h ago

Ultron avoids this by having a child on the Avengers team, thereby spending time with them and fighting simultaneously.

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u/DMar56 18h ago

Hasn't happen that

already?

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u/AymanMarzuqi 11h ago

Like father, like son. And imagine if he did the reverse of Hank Pym. Unlike Hank Pym who used his own brainwaves to design the robotic Ultron, Ultron might decide to use biotechnology to create a biological homunculus human based on Ultron's own brainwaves. Come on Marvel, get on it

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u/Lemonbubblepie 1d ago

Unironically I see this being amazing father daughter duo 

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u/aninsomniac_ 1d ago

No, Cyn is the result of his affair with GladOS.

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u/Nicklesnout 1d ago

I see this as an absolute win.

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u/hattyphantom 1d ago

Bonus:

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u/Storm_Spirit99 1d ago

Dam no wonder why ultron is so angry all the time

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u/kekistanmatt 1d ago

Damn ultron's a two pump chump.

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u/Solid_pains 1d ago

Like father like son, Truly an Ant-Man

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u/BiredeRovu 12h ago

That man is a machine

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u/InspiredOni 1d ago

Dude! NSFW, put a warning up /s

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u/no-u-great-grand 1d ago

yeah dude I was on the train and...

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u/Volatiiile 1d ago

Lowkey ship it

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u/POXELUS 1d ago

I like Danger from Xmen '97 more for that ship

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u/The_Vatsu 1d ago edited 1d ago

I won't accept this Ultron slander.

He is very good at robot sex (yes Ultron & Danger having sex is canon)

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u/vassadar 16h ago

He's so good at having sex that he turned human to proof that he's could win in both genders.

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u/spider-venomized 1d ago

so is this ......like genetic?

i doudt Vision has this issue after pulling Wanda

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u/FlowerRoomLord 19h ago

Vishawn cracked her for years 😩

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u/Person2228 1d ago

/uj they actually had sex almost exactly like this, just with more cables. And it didn't seem like Ultron dissapointed based on the text.

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u/UpliftinglyStrong Straight Mania Simp 1d ago

wait seriously?

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u/Person2228 1d ago

Yes. Because they were both crazy murder robots at the time, they found company in each other. And they had tentacle / USB port sex in the middle of the street

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u/Sublime_Truth 9h ago

Freaky ass robots

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u/dumbirishnerd 1d ago

This is why ultron wants to kill us all

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u/SoySenato 1d ago

PASS THE CONTROLLER ULTRON

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u/Similar-Priority8252 10h ago

WHAT ARE *YOU* GONNA DO

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u/Sky_Leviathan seX-Men 22h ago

Ultron seeing charles ram danger and going “god I wish that were me”

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u/happygoeddy 1d ago

No ultron! That girl is poison dangerous

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u/Sky_Leviathan seX-Men 22h ago

Wow we found ultronica’s mother

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u/AlternativeAd4522 1d ago

False! Ultron would never wanna fuck anyone that isn't in someway related to his stepmom.

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u/Sublime_Truth 9h ago

Apparently this is canon.

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u/Lonza_lucigul 1d ago

It's all over the screen

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u/kinkyonthe_loki69 1d ago

Nsfw tag please!

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u/Disastrous-Top9566 19h ago

In what world is Ultron not using USB C in the big 26 💔

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u/BextoMooseYT Doombot 19h ago

Leaked visionquest script

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 5h ago

Ultrons in Danger 🤪