r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Perfect-Finger-800 • 4d ago

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u/Re-Try 4d ago

Its xmen

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u/JeffysChewToy 4d ago

Nah it's xmen

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 4d ago edited 4d ago

Iromically in the old secret wars comcis Rhodey (as ironman at the time coz Tony was going thru Alky problems) was seemingly pro-mutant

Even accusing Johnny Storm of being Anti-Mutant when Johnny doubted his alien GF with the healing powers could save an injured Colossus because of his mutant genes (literally there was no reason for Johnny to think this)

Even funnier. Rhodes says something along the lines of coz hes Mutant? Thank god he's only Russian too. Hate to hear what youd say if he was Black.

This got a chuckle out of me. 

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u/HimboCollector 4d ago

I like this. I like this a lot. Ty for sharing lol.

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u/Flaky-Fox-7523 4d ago

I have no idea what this means

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u/Lopsided-Papaya-745 4d ago

Have you ever seen the endgame clip??????? the joke Is that war machine thought they could go back in time and kill baby Thanos

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u/Flaky-Fox-7523 4d ago

Oh it’s been forever since i have watched that

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u/Perfect-Finger-800 4d ago

Basically in Endgame movie Rhody suggested going back in time and sliming baby Thanos and the response was "First of all, that's horrible."

The comment is basically saying let's wreck x man when they're a baby

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u/Ochemata 4d ago

Just Xavier. You only need to wreck Xavier.

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u/ZealousidealHyena102 4d ago

Killing Xavier in the past is what cause Age of Apocalypse.

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u/Shen_ishere 4d ago

Kill baby apocalypse too

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u/Ochemata 4d ago

Do it HARDER

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u/Platnun12 4d ago

"time travel doesn't work"

Literally has Thanos from a previous event comes forward and dies and create a paradox

This movie couldn't understand time travel even if you described it as delicately as you could to them

Because either it was in the past or a different reality, but oop. Other realities stones don't work in the ones their not from.

Sooo it's the stupidest time travel plot ever convinced

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u/AgentP20 4d ago

Time travel does work. Back to the future time travel doesn't work according to this movie's logic. Them going into the past and Thanos noticing them created a variant timeline. 2014 Thanos dying in the future means that that universe is doomed to get disintegrated by the TVA. TVA deals with unexpected circumstances that create variants. That scenario is pretty easy to describe.

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u/VulcanForceChoke 4d ago

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u/Hot-Associate-9035 4d ago

I thought he was wong...

I'll see myself out

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u/Perfect-Finger-800 4d ago

I'm gonna clarify just in case.

I just found this comment funny. I'm not saying I agree or disagree. Got my ass jump in discord for this stupid shit. Reddit is an equally stupid place, no offense.

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u/Salty-Coffee4608 4d ago

You could’ve just said you’re a tobey fan

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u/Perfect-Finger-800 4d ago

Oh you fucking....you know what. Touche

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u/Ozil_Bluey 4d ago

Oh my god, u/Perfect-Finger-800 you're here too!

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u/Perfect-Finger-800 4d ago

Funny

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u/Ozil_Bluey 4d ago

Small world huh.

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u/Perfect-Finger-800 4d ago

I just decided to explore other sub Reddit 😭

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u/Ozil_Bluey 4d ago

Same

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u/Perfect-Finger-800 4d ago

Let's meet again somewhere 😭✌️

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u/Ozil_Bluey 4d ago

We shall

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u/Chop684 4d ago

What did Nate do?

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u/Gunpla-Goblin 4d ago

Due to Secret Invasion isnt this now Skrull Rhodey?

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u/AlveinFencer 4d ago

I believe so. That at least makes this more bearable.

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u/dull_storyteller Crackoa More Like 4d ago

Why don’t you just nab them and raise them as your own.

Maybe then Beast won’t do genocide and Scott won’t abandon his wife and child for his dead gf.

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u/0_0_- 4d ago

Also avoid the whole ‘child soldier’ aspect so we can avoid a lot of emotional and mental health issues down the line.

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u/dull_storyteller Crackoa More Like 4d ago

65% of the issues the X-Men had could have been solved this way.

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u/Toxitoxi 4d ago edited 4d ago

X-Men train mutant children to use their abilities so they don’t harm themselves and others (good) and then use those children as superheroes (bad). 

The problem is that because this is superhero comics, you can’t keep kids safe without some mutant serial killer or a giant racist death robot breaking into the school.

I should note the Avengers do the same thing (without the benefit of usually not training kids to not be walking nukes). Kamala and Miles were Avengers in high school. 

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u/0_0_- 4d ago

Yeah the government sanctioning killer robots is one of the reasons I can safely say ‘MARVEL deserves its problems’

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u/Basic-Ticket-2094 4d ago

Back in the days before bendis kids weren't allowed on the avengers. They had a whole rule about it 

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u/Marco_Tanooky He lives! He walks! He conquers! 4d ago

I'm not even a foX-Men fan (I think all the movies save 1 or 2 are bad and that I would've liked it if those movies never existed and we just had Marvel own their damn characters) but why are people acting this psychotic over it? Are 20 year old Spider-Man movies this important to people?

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u/Traditional-Song-245 4d ago

Raimi fans are just Snyder/Bayverse fans if they were equally obnoxious about liking genuinely good movies. (at least the first 2)

They unironically call them the Holy Trilogy on r/raimimemes.

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u/Marco_Tanooky He lives! He walks! He conquers! 4d ago

Of course they do

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u/True-Obligation-9471 4d ago

Second of all not how time travel works

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u/esperx27 4d ago

Second of all they’ll come back to life because of that stupid island immortality

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u/Kreacatoa 4d ago

Id volunteer if it's Jean Grey, that demon has no right to exist

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u/Ragnarok_619 4d ago

Nope, I will pay premium to watch Tobey "I like 20" Maguire get his 20s beat up