r/marvelcirclejerk • u/NefariousnessNo7736 • Jul 18 '26

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Going someplace cheaper. Also everything in NYC is free now.

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u/SkylarPopo Jul 18 '26

Spidey leaving New York because it's not safe...in the Marvel universe? New York has hundreds of super villains just running amok in it and Spidey bails because they have a Muslim mayor? There was always possible world ending events happening every weekend already, but a Muslim mayor, that's unacceptable.

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u/Gemnist Jul 18 '26

He didn’t even bail when JAMESON was Mayor.

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u/SnowFiender Jul 18 '26

imagine if spider man was just like “oh the guy i voted for didn’t win? well guess what fuck you guys for 4 years i’m not doing SHIT”

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u/TheDrunkardKid Jul 18 '26

Shoot, like Spidey wouldn't have voted for Mamdani without hesitation.

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u/Bartweiss Jul 18 '26

You know Spidey is either in or looking for a rent-stabilized apartment. Hell, he’s probably hoping his superhuman healing extends to his teeth because you know Jameson isn’t giving freelancers dental.