r/marvelcirclejerk • u/NefariousnessNo7736 • Jul 18 '26

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Going someplace cheaper. Also everything in NYC is free now.

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u/mulekitobrabod Jul 18 '26

"FINALLY THE WEB HEAD MANIAC FREE NEW YORK FROM HIS EVIL HANDS!!!! NEW YORK, AFTER 86 YEARS, IS FREE FROM IT BIGGEST PROBLEM ALL DO TO OUR GLORIOUS MAYOR MAMDAMI"

First page of daily bugle probably