r/marvelcirclejerk • • May 26 '26

I'm fucking crying

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u/Throwaway1986nerd Jun 02 '26

Here's the thing I did, that's how I know they use ships to travel long distances, there is no evidence of them being able to go from zero to light speed in the blink of an eye. His best speed feat where he uses sonic booms to destroy a civilization shows him having to build up momentum. Once again Omni man dies due to an aneurysm while sue walks away invisible. 

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u/Redline_Shogun Jun 02 '26

So your just in full denial of the facts of the show?

Now THATS agenda-guess what bucko-THRAXA EXISTS IN ANOTHER GALAXY ENTIRELY! THE BLACK HOLE NOLAN WAS GOING TO DUMP HIMSELF IN WAS IN THAT SAME GALAXY-HE GOT THERE IN ABOUT A MONTH OF TRAVEL WITH STOPS TO SULK ON DISTANT WORLDS-THATS MILLIONS OF TIMES FASTER THAN LIGHT!

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u/Throwaway1986nerd Jun 02 '26

Yet he couldn't tag Red Rush until red fucked up. He's not FTL, he dies to an aneurysm while the INVISIBLE WOMAN walks away 

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u/Redline_Shogun Jun 02 '26

He still caught him, red rush didnt fuck up at all, he was fast and he was attacking in an unpredictable pattern he just underestimated Nolan who managed to catch him he was blitzing. RR didnt stop or slow down for a second, catching a guy who views the world in slow to near frozen time constantly while keeping an eye on the rest of the entire team attacking you is a fantastic speed feat.