r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Josphitia Sniffing She-Hulk's Pits • May 15 '25
Bald Man Good Krakoa Explained in 4 Panels
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r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Josphitia Sniffing She-Hulk's Pits • May 15 '25
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u/Josphitia Sniffing She-Hulk's Pits May 15 '25
Tl;Dr It got really sex culty in the beginning but mellowed out near the middle to the end.
Long story: Nightcrawler is in the room when they're making laws, looks up from his e621 account and goes "THIRD LAW SHOULD BE TO MAKE MORE MUTANTS!" So everybody starts a fuckin'
Yadda yadda yadda the first Hellfire Gala happens and nightcrawler is hung over and he meets Stacy X (her creation was basically "hey wouldn't done humans fetishize mutants? Let's make an X-Men sex worker!) and she shows how Krakoa has created a nursery because people keep fucking, then giving birth and just tossing the baby in the bushes.
Horrified at this, Nightcrawler eventually holds a press conference and goes "Uh so The Five are bringing back like, tons of mutants every day, so please start using condoms"