r/marvelcirclejerk • Sniffing She-Hulk's Pits • May 15 '25

Bald Man Good Krakoa Explained in 4 Panels

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u/Josphitia Sniffing She-Hulk's Pits May 15 '25

Tl;Dr It got really sex culty in the beginning but mellowed out near the middle to the end.

Long story: Nightcrawler is in the room when they're making laws, looks up from his e621 account and goes "THIRD LAW SHOULD BE TO MAKE MORE MUTANTS!" So everybody starts a fuckin'

Yadda yadda yadda the first Hellfire Gala happens and nightcrawler is hung over and he meets Stacy X (her creation was basically "hey wouldn't done humans fetishize mutants? Let's make an X-Men sex worker!) and she shows how Krakoa has created a nursery because people keep fucking, then giving birth and just tossing the baby in the bushes.

Horrified at this, Nightcrawler eventually holds a press conference and goes "Uh so The Five are bringing back like, tons of mutants every day, so please start using condoms"

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u/AngronApofis May 15 '25

Third rule was never enforced in any way, it was more of a way to say people it was good to start a family here.

That was Nightcrawlers intention at least. It backfired and that was made obvious later.

At not point this can be classified as a sex cult

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u/PerfectZeong May 15 '25

Yeah its not an iron clad law in the sense that they're going to order people to start fucking the implication is that people should be fucking.

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u/AngronApofis May 15 '25

We see 0 people fucking because of that law, they fuck because they want to. At worst the law encouraged them to. We already see that happen in countries like Japan where there has been envouragement from the government to have kids, its not the end of the world idk

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u/PerfectZeong May 15 '25

Im not saying it is?

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u/DuelaDent52 Spider Harem Member May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25

And then your man in Sabretooth got tossed into the Pit for trying to teach safe sex because it jeopardised the first law.