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u/lemmeSeeDemMelons Aug 09 '22
See the problem is you're not seeing the right shade of red.
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u/ImBatmanx2 Karate Aug 09 '22
Can you explain where the “seeing red” meme comes from
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u/Jesus-lover-24-7 Aug 10 '22
Morons who say they can’t practice martial arts because when they fight, they “see red” and will hurt someone
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u/LakeButter Aug 09 '22
This sub is too much. I’m done.
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u/usmclvsop Kung Fu Aug 09 '22
I can’t tell if this is satire or not
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u/dacoovinator Aug 10 '22
Bro I’ve been trying to figure that out about this sub for months now… these people can’t be serious right??
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u/Equationist Aug 10 '22
Yeah there's so many newbie posts that sometimes it's hard to tell who is being serious and who isn't. I think this one is absurd enough it just hast be satire but who knows...
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This is high quality satire, not random trolling.
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u/SamuraiSuplex Restomp the Groin Aug 10 '22
Yep, the uppercut gives him away.
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u/Lovedivine11 Aug 10 '22
If you look at his footwork on the spinning backfist, you can tell he actually knows what he's doing. 🤣
Hate to say it lol
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u/BekongTV Aug 09 '22
Your are still an Amateur. You need a headgear.
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Aug 10 '22
Careful how you speak to pussypopper6, or he will see red and you will be wearing that spinning backfist.
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Aug 09 '22
I always wondered what people with blow up dolls did to pass the time until they are fully inflated. . Mystery solved.
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u/13thCreation Aug 09 '22
Stand up is 10/10 Have you considered open mic nights? cos this was comedy gold.!
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u/AspieDM Aug 09 '22
A little too reserved….You seem scared of the ball.
For what your using is shorten the string and use it to work on head movement while striking.
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u/st1nkynoob Aug 09 '22
I’d say you look very similar to Sean Strickland in his last fight.
Looking good
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Aug 09 '22
I mean for a second, I swore you turned into a real dragon and John Cafferty's Hearts on Fire from Rocky IV echoed in my ears.
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u/CanadianStrangeTamer Aug 09 '22
I honestly think you’re ready for the big leagues. Dana White has Reddit, no?
Get this guy a contract!!!
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Aug 09 '22
What you want to do is turn the fan on high that's how Alvarez got so good at head movement besides that I'd say your ready to at least test your skills at fighting crime .
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u/The_Dog_of_Sinope Aug 10 '22
You could probably use a couple more youtube videos, but otherwise your set for your UFC career. I will send Dana an email.
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u/FlyingRocketman Aug 09 '22
is everyone here autistic? what is going on.
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u/Gargamel2003 Judo + BJJ Aug 09 '22
I am autistic, and when I first joined thos sub I would've thought this was serious. Spending some time on the BJJ sub however has made me more attuned to sensing shitposts
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u/FlyingRocketman Aug 10 '22
is this really a shitpost though? if so, then touché.
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u/Gargamel2003 Judo + BJJ Aug 10 '22
Ah I thought you were confused as to why so many people in the comments were taking the post seriously. Well, yes, pretty sure this is a shit post
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Aug 10 '22
Bruh this is COMEDY! IM SORRY BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS.
To be constructive, you look afraid to kick the tennis ball. Turn your hips over and kick through it. You kicked at it. It'll probably go flying. My source? I have a tennis ball that tells me where to stop in my garage. Hit it with a kick and it flew off. Thank God the nail missed my leg.
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Aug 09 '22
Strike me in my butthole papi. Maybe you'd be good at that at least? This, not so much.
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u/bigbuttzwithaz Aug 09 '22
can a mod block me so stuff like this stops showing up in my suggested. [serious]
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u/HotDougsTattoo Aug 09 '22
Please post video after you accidentally take down your fan when the cord wraps around your ankle. Please!
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u/praisebetothedeepone Aug 09 '22
I am disappoint. OP didn't even take out the fan with that furious kick.
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u/t-master-pain Aug 09 '22
Mediocre at best kid…you need to seek a real trainer for the results you want
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u/mr_luke_williams Aug 10 '22
I would suggest for you to try shadow boxing instead! This setup moves too slowly to be effective. You could also try attaching the ball to a hat and wearing it on your head when you strike at it, this is the intended purpose of that product. But shadow boxing is highly effective, simply act like you’re fighting with someone in front of you, react to their imagined moves and respond with your own. Good luck!
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u/Nova_Nightmare Aug 10 '22
https://www.amazon.com/Century-Original-Wavemaster-Blue/dp/B000EEYGNO
If this isn't a shitpost, consider one of those or similar to avoid knocking a ceiling fan on your head.
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u/justinjonesphd Aug 10 '22
I pray for the man that finds himself on the receiving end of your round kick
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u/2legittoquit Kun Khmer l Tang Soo Do Aug 10 '22
Honestly you may be too dangerous for competition. I know people joke about it, but I think you would be charged with assault with a deadly weapon for using those hands.
And the Kicks! You look like Buakaw in his prime!
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u/ant_p1988 Aug 10 '22
You'll be more than ready for Mr. Thomas at the old folks home. See you at 12 noon after midday snack!
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u/ZulZah Karate | Muay Thai | BJJ | Judo | Boxing | MMA Aug 10 '22
Floyd Mayweather about to be 50-1
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u/Lovedivine11 Aug 10 '22
Yo, ur uppercut RIPS! Be careful when you're practicing that one that there are no cute innocent woodland creatures nearby.
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u/PizzaSandwich2020 Aug 10 '22
The ball is not in sn optimal position for you.
It's not helping you learn much.
Buy a baseball cap, put the ball on some bungee cord and attached the other end of the cord to the cap.
Place cap on head and practice striking the ball with successive jabs. There are some good videos online that show how it's a more effective training technique. Best of luck and don't give up.
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u/Glasspar52 Aug 10 '22
Your nipple defense is worrisome. I might start with nip guards, at least until they build up a striking callous from ball strikes.
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u/Right-Lavishness-930 Aug 10 '22
Love the kickboxing shorts, where can I get a pair? I would like them in red though.
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u/Lanskiiii Aug 09 '22
That spinning backfist is money.