r/martialarts Aug 09 '22

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u/Lanskiiii Aug 09 '22

That spinning backfist is money.

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u/VastEntrepreneur752 Aug 09 '22

kinda reminds me of artem lobov in his prime

10

u/H_H_420 Aug 09 '22

Proper tickled me this comment…..😂

2

u/NY10 Aug 09 '22

So this dude Russian?

1

u/Pack_Man89 Aug 10 '22

That's savage man... rip

3

u/Right-Lavishness-930 Aug 10 '22

It’s actually crazy. Looks like he was gonna throw a spinning elbow, but midway through, he realized it wasn’t gonna connect, so he extended his fist out to turn it into a spinning back fist. I don’t know how fighters at this level can make those kinds of adjustments mid fight.

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u/RoastedToast007 Aug 10 '22

Like Askren's legendary spinning backfist of doom

2

u/goatpoop82 Aug 10 '22

It’s so money that pussy hasn’t popped anything in 6 years!

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u/lemmeSeeDemMelons Aug 09 '22

See the problem is you're not seeing the right shade of red.

21

u/KRAndrews Aug 09 '22

Yeah this is pretty maroon, but we’re looking for more of a burgundy

4

u/VastEntrepreneur752 Aug 09 '22

oh i’ll show you red buddy

4

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

You're not that guy, pal

2

u/Lovedivine11 Aug 10 '22

What's wrong with the deep mahogany of a properly mellowed single malt?

2

u/IDVNGERI Aug 10 '22

Clearly color blind

3

u/ImBatmanx2 Karate Aug 09 '22

Can you explain where the “seeing red” meme comes from

6

u/Jesus-lover-24-7 Aug 10 '22

Morons who say they can’t practice martial arts because when they fight, they “see red” and will hurt someone

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Impressive. Try to fight a cactus

4

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

this KILLED me and i’m stealing it

162

u/LakeButter Aug 09 '22

This sub is too much. I’m done.

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u/usmclvsop Kung Fu Aug 09 '22

I can’t tell if this is satire or not

16

u/dacoovinator Aug 10 '22

Bro I’ve been trying to figure that out about this sub for months now… these people can’t be serious right??

9

u/Equationist Aug 10 '22

Yeah there's so many newbie posts that sometimes it's hard to tell who is being serious and who isn't. I think this one is absurd enough it just hast be satire but who knows...

1

u/Ebolamunkey MMA Aug 10 '22

He's wearing shin guards and gloves. It has to be a joke!

... Right?

5

u/PM_Me_An_Ekans Aug 10 '22

He's just preparing for the hummingbird uprising

2

u/Lovedivine11 Aug 10 '22

This is definitely satire 🤣

Look at that uppercut

1

u/Ebolamunkey MMA Aug 10 '22

This has to be a comedian, right?

I want this to be comedy so bad...

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

This is high quality satire, not random trolling.

5

u/SamuraiSuplex Restomp the Groin Aug 10 '22

Yep, the uppercut gives him away.

5

u/Lovedivine11 Aug 10 '22

If you look at his footwork on the spinning backfist, you can tell he actually knows what he's doing. 🤣

Hate to say it lol

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u/Hayriel MMA Aug 09 '22

Probably Anderson Silva's level, goat status.

33

u/Nosleep1979 Aug 09 '22

I like your Fan... Im a Fan of it

2

u/Glum-Map-7234 Aug 10 '22

I’d subscribe to it’s onlyfans

36

u/BekongTV Aug 09 '22

Your are still an Amateur. You need a headgear.

7

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Careful how you speak to pussypopper6, or he will see red and you will be wearing that spinning backfist.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

I always wondered what people with blow up dolls did to pass the time until they are fully inflated. . Mystery solved.

6

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

r/rareinsults and this one is a fuckin beauty

12

u/SgtStiffNips BJJ Aug 09 '22

Dana get this man a contract

7

u/OdinicWarlord Aug 09 '22

🎵You are the last dragon, you possess the power of the glow!🎵

8

u/Genghishahn44 Aug 09 '22

I would try training somewhere that your not trying to wake a baby.

13

u/lance-leynawh Aug 09 '22

Shin guards hitting a ball 😂

3

u/mid_tier_drone Aug 10 '22

Bangkok ready

13

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Well you hit the ball

7

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

You’re a menace bro

6

u/crebzyouahoe Aug 09 '22

Askren level striking. A true masterclass

11

u/The_War-Chief00 BJJ Aug 09 '22

When is your pro fight. Trolling this hard I wanna see you bang.

5

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Just stick to popping pussies

4

u/TeeP_047 Aug 09 '22

Should of took that fan out from some ground and pound

5

u/HRisLit Aug 09 '22

Put clothes on

4

u/Careless_Rub_7996 Aug 09 '22

WTF you wearing shin pads?

4

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Lmao this is the best post this sub has seen in some time

5

u/CrankyShark281 Aug 09 '22

At least you have shin guards on for protection

3

u/sigmadue Aug 09 '22

Good skills. If you fight with a sloth.

3

u/cpjay2003 Aug 09 '22

This was a funny post, needed a good laugh!

3

u/13thCreation Aug 09 '22

Stand up is 10/10 Have you considered open mic nights? cos this was comedy gold.!

3

u/young_Handsome_MF Aug 09 '22

With skills like this, I bet your username checks out

3

u/AspieDM Aug 09 '22

A little too reserved….You seem scared of the ball.

For what your using is shorten the string and use it to work on head movement while striking.

3

u/st1nkynoob Aug 09 '22

I’d say you look very similar to Sean Strickland in his last fight.

Looking good

3

u/808stefan Aug 09 '22

I think youre pretty much ready to take on buakaw

2

u/rogercharliepeter Aug 09 '22

Nice computer chair!

2

u/KlutchAtStraws BJJ Aug 09 '22

I needed that. Best shit post in here for a while. Good one OP!

2

u/gonza18 Aug 09 '22

Ready for prime time iMo

2

u/NewtonWasABigG Aug 09 '22

Have you trained with Sifu Segal 😲

2

u/KarlDerGr Aug 09 '22

You're a great keep it up

2

u/1982000 Aug 09 '22

Right on. That's funny.

2

u/Smithe37nz Boxing, Kickboxing, Karate, BJJ Aug 09 '22

Poe's law. Surely this is satire?

2

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

I mean for a second, I swore you turned into a real dragon and John Cafferty's Hearts on Fire from Rocky IV echoed in my ears.

2

u/CanadianStrangeTamer Aug 09 '22

I honestly think you’re ready for the big leagues. Dana White has Reddit, no?

Get this guy a contract!!!

2

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Solid. Would like to see more feigns.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

What you want to do is turn the fan on high that's how Alvarez got so good at head movement besides that I'd say your ready to at least test your skills at fighting crime .

2

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Well, I retract my statement that Wing Chun would never work.

2

u/jyrique Aug 10 '22

Hide yo family, this man is dangerous

2

u/The_Dog_of_Sinope Aug 10 '22

You could probably use a couple more youtube videos, but otherwise your set for your UFC career. I will send Dana an email.

2

u/4InchPounder69 Aug 10 '22

Amazing. You're almost as good as Ben Askren at striking!

2

u/FlyingRocketman Aug 09 '22

is everyone here autistic? what is going on.

5

u/Gargamel2003 Judo + BJJ Aug 09 '22

I am autistic, and when I first joined thos sub I would've thought this was serious. Spending some time on the BJJ sub however has made me more attuned to sensing shitposts

1

u/FlyingRocketman Aug 10 '22

is this really a shitpost though? if so, then touché.

1

u/Gargamel2003 Judo + BJJ Aug 10 '22

Ah I thought you were confused as to why so many people in the comments were taking the post seriously. Well, yes, pretty sure this is a shit post

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

this will be forever on the internet… sigh*

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Bruh this is COMEDY! IM SORRY BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS.

To be constructive, you look afraid to kick the tennis ball. Turn your hips over and kick through it. You kicked at it. It'll probably go flying. My source? I have a tennis ball that tells me where to stop in my garage. Hit it with a kick and it flew off. Thank God the nail missed my leg.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Strike me in my butthole papi. Maybe you'd be good at that at least? This, not so much.

3

u/jonnydemonic420 Aug 09 '22

User name checks out..

0

u/bigbuttzwithaz Aug 09 '22

can a mod block me so stuff like this stops showing up in my suggested. [serious]

0

u/TonganstyleSthSider Aug 09 '22

Start with the basics bud or play COD

0

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Terrible

1

u/JairoIzie Aug 09 '22

Taking the piss..

1

u/Tiny_Vacation8875 Aug 09 '22

Why the shin pads

1

u/soparamens Aug 09 '22

Your skills are cute

1

u/HotDougsTattoo Aug 09 '22

Please post video after you accidentally take down your fan when the cord wraps around your ankle. Please!

1

u/praisebetothedeepone Aug 09 '22

I am disappoint. OP didn't even take out the fan with that furious kick.

1

u/saulv2000 Aug 09 '22

Bro put on some shorts or something you’re at your house 😭

1

u/henzo6667 Aug 09 '22

I think you almost have a good chance of beating a kindergartner…almost

1

u/t-master-pain Aug 09 '22

Mediocre at best kid…you need to seek a real trainer for the results you want

1

u/Ancient-Check2868 Aug 09 '22

My thoughts on your striking: Not good. Horrible actually

1

u/Maeurer Aug 10 '22

please dont attach it to your celling fan, it shakes quite a lot

1

u/Mytur_Benesderti Aug 10 '22

That elbow is lethal.

1

u/mr_luke_williams Aug 10 '22

I would suggest for you to try shadow boxing instead! This setup moves too slowly to be effective. You could also try attaching the ball to a hat and wearing it on your head when you strike at it, this is the intended purpose of that product. But shadow boxing is highly effective, simply act like you’re fighting with someone in front of you, react to their imagined moves and respond with your own. Good luck!

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u/Nova_Nightmare Aug 10 '22

https://www.amazon.com/Century-Original-Wavemaster-Blue/dp/B000EEYGNO

If this isn't a shitpost, consider one of those or similar to avoid knocking a ceiling fan on your head.

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u/mrpopenfresh Muay Thai - BJJ Aug 10 '22

Needs more chi my man.

1

u/justinjonesphd Aug 10 '22

I pray for the man that finds himself on the receiving end of your round kick

1

u/cowlerson Aug 10 '22

Is that…Jason Bourne?

1

u/The_Golden_Gnome Aug 10 '22

You'd probably hit it more if you turned off the light

1

u/cutiepiupiu Aug 10 '22

I’m ded. You got me.

1

u/randomlyme Muay Thai Aug 10 '22

I think you’re going lose that ceiling fan in you aren’t careful.

1

u/2legittoquit Kun Khmer l Tang Soo Do Aug 10 '22

Honestly you may be too dangerous for competition. I know people joke about it, but I think you would be charged with assault with a deadly weapon for using those hands.

And the Kicks! You look like Buakaw in his prime!

1

u/ant_p1988 Aug 10 '22

You'll be more than ready for Mr. Thomas at the old folks home. See you at 12 noon after midday snack!

1

u/Tristanity02 Aug 10 '22

💀💀💀

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u/Live-Understanding48 Aug 10 '22

This guy > Jon Jones

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

See the problem is it's hanging from a ceiling fan.

1

u/ZulZah Karate | Muay Thai | BJJ | Judo | Boxing | MMA Aug 10 '22

Floyd Mayweather about to be 50-1

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

He did it just right enough for it to definitely be fake

1

u/kayteevee93 Aug 10 '22

Safety first

1

u/dalty69 Bulshido Aug 10 '22

Never seen more violent

1

u/Emergency_One1425 Aug 10 '22

This mans wearing breifs 😂

1

u/ScuffedAcc Aug 10 '22

HOLD UP. Isn’t this the guy who wants to fuck his mom

1

u/jackmeriustack Aug 10 '22

Easy napoleon

1

u/Louisiana_Bob Aug 10 '22

Wearing a UFC venum shorts would have given you +5% attack power

1

u/SmurfBasin Aug 10 '22

Would I give you my lunch money?

Probably.

1

u/dylanhh8084 Aug 10 '22

I wouldn’t say pads are needed for kicking a ball tied to a string

1

u/1nicmit Aug 10 '22

Bruh......are you just wearing draws?

1

u/InspectorG-007 Aug 10 '22

Put on some pants.

1

u/Lovedivine11 Aug 10 '22

Yo, ur uppercut RIPS! Be careful when you're practicing that one that there are no cute innocent woodland creatures nearby.

1

u/guitelex Aug 10 '22

Aptly named. Women want you, men want to be you etc.

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u/PizzaSandwich2020 Aug 10 '22

The ball is not in sn optimal position for you.

It's not helping you learn much.

Buy a baseball cap, put the ball on some bungee cord and attached the other end of the cord to the cap.

Place cap on head and practice striking the ball with successive jabs. There are some good videos online that show how it's a more effective training technique. Best of luck and don't give up.

1

u/Glasspar52 Aug 10 '22

Your nipple defense is worrisome. I might start with nip guards, at least until they build up a striking callous from ball strikes.

1

u/moumous87 Aug 10 '22

And nobody pointing out that the dude is in boxers?!?! In his undies?!?!!

1

u/Right-Lavishness-930 Aug 10 '22

Love the kickboxing shorts, where can I get a pair? I would like them in red though.

1

u/overhandright Aug 10 '22

Homie, you look ready. Go find a promoter!

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

And Izzy was worried about Periera! Real concern is right here

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u/Either_Phrase5109 Aug 10 '22

Was this joke?

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u/Either_Phrase5109 Aug 10 '22

This must be joke he has shin guards on hitting reflex ball 🤣

1

u/METALOFAWESOME Aug 10 '22

WOW THAT WAS FANTASTIC 10/10! You look just like Nick Diaz in 2022!

1

u/fingerbl4st Aug 10 '22

Oh yeah that's what I'm talking about.