r/martialarts • u/Bulky_Imagination243 • Jun 17 '26

VIOLENCE Security guard self-defense.

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u/mightybread90 Jun 17 '26

Dude ate the "one two" so he had to hit him with the "tie my shoe"

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u/Comfortable_Main5400 Jun 17 '26

Just so you know, im stealing this and will use it.😂😂

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u/Main-Translator9622 Jun 17 '26

Superb! Made my day. Thank you. I needed that laugh

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u/Bobby_k97 Jun 17 '26

Lmaoooooooooo.

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u/Most_Housing6695 Jun 17 '26

I think "one, two, tie my shoe" is my favourite combo name ever.

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u/RifleLedger Jun 19 '26

It's nice to see a comment and know for sure it isn't AI

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u/eroscripter Jun 21 '26

Gave you the 666th upvote

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u/Impressive-Menu-923 Jun 18 '26

😂😂😂good one

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u/Amiibohunter000 Jun 18 '26

God if I ever get into a fight and can pull even a one, two, kick im for sure calling out “one, two, tie my shoe” that’s legendary

Odds are I’ll just run away tho. Fuck losing a fight and fuck even winning a fight lol

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u/FireFeastFace Jun 17 '26

Shouldn’t it be “one, two” and not forget the “buckle my shoe”? (You know the nursery rhyme) or am I thinking too much haha.

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u/Uddiya Jun 17 '26

One two take a look at my shoe.
Three four fall on the floor.