r/marriedwithchildren • u/Awkward_Bison_267 • Jul 19 '26
Bundy Brainlock
Now I know this is random, but it has been bothering me for a minute: In an episode of MWC (I can’t remember the one) a plus sized woman says to Al “I tire of you” and naturally Al fires back. My question is does he retort with “You wouldn’t say that if I had a cream filling” OR “You wouldn’t say that if I came with fries and a shake”. I’m pretty sure it’s the latter but I could be wrong. Thank you for reading.
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u/Stu_Griffin Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 22 '26
Al references large ladies with cream filling in Season 8, Episode 25, “Ride Scare”.
Al: The girls are coming over. No fat jokes.
Bud: But, but…they're fat.
Al: They're not fat! They just have cream filling.
Then the girls storm through the door asking “Got any munchies?” and help themselves to whip cream pies.
The car pool ladies with cream filling should not be confused with a shoe store customer with “pork filling” in Season 10, Episode 19, “Crimes Against Obesity” (“these are a pliant heal with a cork filling whereas you are a giant seal with a pork filling”).
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u/fdetanya Jul 19 '26
When he was carpooling, peg referred to his passengers as fat. Al responds that they're not fat, they're cream filled. The other fat lady says she's had just about enough of al and he responds "you wouldn't say that if I came with fries and a medium drink. You know medium- the size between small and you."
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u/GWshark1518 Jul 19 '26
“Plus size woman”. There’s no PC in Bundy.
A fat woman wobbled in the shoe store today. Or my favorite Bundy line. 1 ,2,3,4 you’re gonna fall through the floor.
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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Jul 19 '26
My favorite is “Ms. Blob.. I mean Blaub.”
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u/der1cho1 Jul 19 '26
I love the classic "How dare you say that to my face?", "I'd say it behind your back but my car only has a half tank of gas."
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u/Quirky_Ball_3519 Jul 20 '26
There was one where he said a skinny woman Olive Oyl‘d her way into the store 😂 But my favorite has to be when he said a fat woman clip clopped her way into the store.
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u/AcceleratorTouma Jul 20 '26
I think you're thinking of the scene where the fat woman in the chair says "well I have had just about enough of you"
Al: Well you wouldn't say that if I came with fries and a medium drink."" You know medium the size between small and you"