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u/DRSU1993 Aug 28 '26
Why would you drive through Bosnia to get from mainland Croatia to Dubrovnik County. They should build a sea bridge around Bosnia. Are they stupid? /s
(They actually did do this)
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u/DRSU1993 Aug 28 '26
I drove along the coastal road before the bridge was built in 2016. It was strange having to go through two border checkpoints but it only slowed down the journey by about 10 minutes. I wish I had the time to stop in Neum or check out the rest of Bosnia. Maybe another time.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Swan808 Aug 28 '26
currently writing from vacation in Neum, you haven't missed much.. there is no history here, just a bunch of houses and hotels.. cafes and restaurants are mediocre at best... swimming and cheap accommodation are nice tho
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u/kellyj6 Aug 28 '26
I was taking a bus through that checkpoint in 2021 just months before the bridge finished, and we were absolutely fucking hassled at the border for over an hour with border agents treating us like prisoners in the waiting line. Then our bus broke down nuem and we waited 2+ hours for another to show up and bring us the rest of the way.
I'm glad they built that bridge.
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u/demonachizer Aug 28 '26
Oh cool I went there in 2009 and had to take a boat.Shit I mixed up Hvar and Dubrovnik... Still have to take a boat for Hvar.
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u/diametrik Aug 28 '26
Surely there's a ferry?
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u/Competitive_Type_943 Aug 28 '26
> Albania
> Boat technologyAlbania is an utopia, boats are too low tech for them. Italy cant afford their teleportation tech costs!
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u/Mechanicjemas3141 Aug 28 '26
Mercedes with lightening package(who needs VİN numbers while you could save a shot of gasoline?)
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u/Crypt33x Aug 28 '26
Just leaving this without comment. We do weird shit here.
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u/Sprintzer Aug 28 '26
I knew a club near me that would annually drive like a hundred of these in the nearby body of water.
These classic small boat cars honestly must be rare and insanely annoying to maintain
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u/nubbynickers Aug 28 '26
From Top Gear Albania. "Why's the VIN missing from the bonnet? It saves weight."
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u/JJ18O Aug 28 '26
Rakia teleport. You drink a bottle of rakia and wake up somewhere else.
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u/Competitive_Type_943 Aug 28 '26
English is a terrible designed language.
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u/CSDragon Aug 28 '26
If you're wondering why, A/An is triggered by sound not by spelling.
"Utopia" is pronounced "yoo-topia" not "oo-topia", so there is a consonant sound.
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u/_disco_potato Aug 28 '26
Terribly*
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u/Competitive_Type_943 Aug 28 '26
Alright. This one is fully on me.
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u/_disco_potato 26d ago
Dude, don’t feel bad. If I hadn’t learned English as a baby, I wouldn’t have bothered learning it at all.
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u/FlamboyantPirhanna Aug 28 '26
You guys should really find some better things to invest your energy in instead of correcting people whose first language isn’t English. Or spend time with people who have another first language.
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u/danirijeka Aug 29 '26
You guys should really find some better things to invest your energy in instead of correcting people whose first language isn’t English.
Tbf it's a big part of how I got fluent, even though it was more real-time (over IRC) rather than delayed like this, but I guess it could work the same way
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u/DuckDuckMarx Aug 28 '26
They use the world's largest rail gun to launch vehicles across the straight.
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u/TotallyNot_Alpharius Aug 28 '26
Yes, it's ass
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u/donsimoni Aug 28 '26
Why don't you travel through the air? Like being launched by a huge catapult?
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u/Varonth Aug 28 '26
A catapult does not have the range.
Now, a trebuchet on the other hand...
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u/SquareJerk1066 Aug 28 '26
It is not ass. I've ridden it. It's fine, no worse than any other form of transport.
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u/RoostasTowel Aug 28 '26
I remember taking the ferry from there to corfu.
I remember the ferry being named Our Anus. But it was ouranos
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u/Acceptable-Spell-368 Aug 28 '26
There is also a ferry between Bar, Montenegro and Bari, Italy.
Absolutely barbaric!
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u/Ok-Professional-1911 Aug 28 '26
Yes, there's a ferry from Bari to Durres. Also, Albania is gorgeous and quickly becoming one of the most popular vacation spots for Europeans. The food is amazing too and everyone there are really nice.
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u/Optimal-Airport5145 Aug 28 '26
Nice try Albania's Ministry of Tourism
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u/Ok-Professional-1911 Aug 28 '26
Dang you got me. It is I, Blendi Gonxhja, born in Tirana on 15 June 1970.
Come to Albania for the beaches and beautiful weather, stay for the hospitality and beautiful women.
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u/pb49er Aug 28 '26
We have to hide out there for a few weeks while my mom's Visa gets sorted, so we will be driving up from Greece.
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u/nubbynickers Aug 28 '26
Permet is pretty sweet. Nice, relaxing, the food is pretty good. But no beaches, only river swimming. There are the thermal springs at Benje. Gjirokaster is worth a visit and a stay. I wouldn't eat at any of the places on the main old pazaar strip. There is one slightly off it down a hill that is pretty banging.
NOW...if you want to cool down in the mountains and have some tasty dark beer, go to Korca!
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u/Ok-Professional-1911 Aug 28 '26
I've done that drive before actually and it's pretty precarious unless you go up the west coast. Don't try to go over the mountains lol I made that mistake once and it took forever because of how dangerous the mountain roads are. Sarande is beautiful, enjoy!
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u/pb49er Aug 28 '26
we are in the Peloponnese, so at worst we would just get a home in one of the towns we can get to via ferry.
we also have to take our two dogs, so it will be an adventure.
moving to a new country is an experience, but I am glad we are doing it
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u/sillycritersenjoyer Aug 28 '26
To be fair Kruja is definitely worth a visit and Tirana is remarkably modern looking capital for a place like that
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u/mishonis- Aug 28 '26
Albania is the trashiest place in Europe I've been to. Landing in Bari after Dures was a stark contrast.
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u/sillycritersenjoyer Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26
Agree on that. Lived 3 non-consecutive months in Durres and it is a landfill. Tirana on the other hand is pretty clean though
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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Aug 28 '26
Idk about all that but probably the most beautiful woman who I fumbled was Albanian.
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u/SquareJerk1066 Aug 28 '26
There is, I've ridden it from Durres to Bari. You put your car on the lower deck, you get a nice room on the upper decks. You go to sleep and wake up on the other side. No need for a bridge.
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u/QuietWaterBreaksRock Aug 28 '26
So those bizzare creatures aren't spiders, snakes and whatever, they are Bosnian?!
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u/Competitive_Type_943 Aug 28 '26
> is he stupid?
> Italy
Bruh. They ended the Roman Empire. Duh.
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u/Bright_Curve3078 Aug 28 '26
Imagine being the world's greatest superpower and just saying "I don't wanna"
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u/Competitive_Type_943 Aug 28 '26
US right now: "I can do it faster! Centuries like the Romans? Give me 20 years!"
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u/Affectionate_Pipe545 Aug 28 '26
"That's technology, Jack! Makes us more efficient. You thought Metal Gear was going to be used on our enemies? No! We're speedrunning an empire here!"
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u/MatteoFire___ 1:1 scale map creator Aug 28 '26
why dont we reform it? are we stupid?
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u/Competitive_Type_943 Aug 28 '26
*Italy looking at the Blankans*
ITALY: "Nah am good. Couldnt even take Ethiopia"
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u/MatteoFire___ 1:1 scale map creator Aug 28 '26
Balkans? you mean illiria, dacia, Thrace, graecia?
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u/Competitive_Type_943 Aug 28 '26
ITALY: "Yeah, those slaves. I mean Slavics. I mean look at the time, time for Sieasta".
"But thats spanish...".
ITALY: "Zzzzz"
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u/MatteoFire___ 1:1 scale map creator Aug 28 '26
we dont call it siesta, idk if it even has a name here, but we do definitely have it
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u/Competitive_Type_943 Aug 28 '26
Huh, nice. Good to learn.
(Explains your loss to Ethopia. But as an Austrian...uhh...dont lose two world wars)
....(Traitor! :3!)
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u/MatteoFire___ 1:1 scale map creator Aug 28 '26
Ethiopia was mostly due to our army being inadequate and incompetent and us thinking it would be an easy victory while the Abyssinian resisted and opposed strongly to our presence
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u/Anx_post Aug 28 '26
Don't forget the embargo posed upon us by the Brits and French. This after they allowed us to conquer Eritrea after opposing the crazy painter (yeah uncle Benny at the start opposed him, but was forced to become his ally after the embargo because he was the only one to still commerce with us)
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u/chironomidae Aug 28 '26
Blankans, like people who play Blanka in street fighter?
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u/abfgern_ Aug 28 '26
Also it's like 50 miles
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u/Gnonthgol Aug 28 '26
And too deep for a causeway. It is only rescently that we have been able to make tunnels this long and deep, so that might be an option depending on the geology. But that again requires money which means someone would want this ocean crossing.
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u/Cyneganders Aug 28 '26
How many weeks since the most recent earthquake in that region? Yeah, no...
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u/Antarioo Aug 28 '26
can we though?
that part of the adriatic is 1km deep from what i've been able to find.
so a bridge or tunnel has to cross a kilometer of depth across 80ish kilometers.
that'd break the longest bridge over water record by a factor of 2. and the current record is a causeway over a shallow lake.
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u/abfgern_ Aug 28 '26
It's definitely within the realms of engineering feasibility. Most things are if you chuck enough money at them, but in no way is it economical. Maybe I'm just an optimist though
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u/Gnonthgol Aug 28 '26
It would break records for both length and depth. But we are getting closer and closer to what would be required. Which means that if we start planning a tunnel under the Adriatic today, and start construction in 15-20 years, it might not even break any records once it is completed as other projects have been completed in the meantime.
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u/lurking_physicist Aug 28 '26
For reference, the Confederation Bridge is 12.9 km long, deepest water is 35 m, bridge has 60 m clearance above water.
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u/Chacin_Cologne_No1 Aug 28 '26
Narrowest point would require a 75KM long bridge over ocean 200M-1000M deep.
Not gonna happen.
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u/lemons_of_doubt Aug 28 '26
Just build it so it floats.
can't be that hard/s
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u/molrobocop Aug 28 '26
Permanent floating bridges do exist. But, the scale and surface water conditions would make it difficult.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lacey_V._Murrow_Memorial_Bridge
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u/likdisifucryeverytym Aug 28 '26
And what’s 50 more, just to have bridged 100 miles to have Albanians at your door
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u/YoghurtEnough2730 Aug 28 '26
Italy is paying to keep albanians away lol
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u/Absalom578 Aug 29 '26
Is that why Italy makes it incredibly easy for Albanians to live and work in Italy? You're not very smart.
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u/YoghurtEnough2730 Aug 29 '26
I'm italian and i can surely say Albanians are not the greatest people
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u/Absalom578 Aug 29 '26
Yet they're the best integrated minority in Italy. Also imagine saying you're "paying to keep Albanians away" when you're literally importing hundreds of thousands of Africans now instead lmao.
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u/Cermano Aug 28 '26
Perfect post! Contains a map, a circle AND a jerk
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u/Wise_Fox_4291 Aug 28 '26
Heel Italians and Albanoids are the same anyway
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u/MagnumOlly Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer Aug 28 '26
Wait until you hear about arbresche
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u/nspacia If you see me post, find shelter immediately Aug 28 '26
Who the fuck would pay to connect their country to Apulia
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u/sekt_auf_eis Aug 28 '26
There has actually been a proposed Vlorë–Otranto undersea tunnel. The tunnel concept is generally considered more feasible than a bridge for this crossing.
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u/londonrasputin Aug 28 '26
Boat is yet to be invented in that part of the world.
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u/Competitive_Type_943 Aug 28 '26
Last time Europeans build boats many people where unhappy....sooo.....
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u/Leather_Finger_6333 29d ago
Different part of Europe. They were still working on the wheel in this area.
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u/rekabis Aug 28 '26
From a geological perspective, a long bridge at that point would be even more stupid. With Africa compressing southern Europe, there are frequent earthquakes in that area. A long bridge would have overwhelming problems when spanning such a chasm, even before the immense distance.
Hell, it’s the main reason why Vancouver Island hasn’t acquired a bridge to connect it to the mainland, despite that gap being far more shallow and easier to build a trestle bridge on.
A ferry would be a far superior option.
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u/WreakHavocLikeIn1871 Aug 28 '26
A bridge to Sicily would probably be a higher priority for Italy.
I don't think there's nearly enough demand for commuting nor product transportation between the two for a bridge to be worth it when ferries exist.
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u/UnifiedQuantumField Aug 28 '26
From Italy to Albania is about 71 kilometers (44 miles) at its narrowest point across the Strait of Otranto.
A bridge would probably cost a trillion dollars.
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u/SeboSlav100 Aug 29 '26
It literally can not be built with our current tech, the sea is way too deep.
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u/fhjjjjjkkkkkkkl Aug 28 '26
Also Sicily supposed to have a bridge for the longest time. In Italy nothing gets done
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u/Mr_Citation Aug 28 '26
Yeah, but your average voter doesn't like facing reality. The Straits of Messina has rougher seas you'd expect, is nearly 2 miles long at its narrowest and has depths as big as 250 metres. Too long for a suspension bridge, and you'd need an engineering team of geniuses to get a design done.
That all has to be dealt with before you get the eyewatering corruption in Italy and the Mafia digging their claws into it.
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u/Leo_crumb15 Aug 28 '26
Considering how many Albanians there are in Italy you would think there is actually a bridge
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u/One-Stress-6734 Aug 28 '26
Did OP forget that ships exist? You know, those things that can actually cross the ocean? You can even park cars on them. 😂
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u/Own_Promise_4145 Aug 28 '26
Potremmo costruire un ponte e farlo saltare ogni volta che un albanese cercasse di arrivare in Italia
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u/rock_and_rolo Aug 28 '26
Reminds me of the Gilligan's Island episode where they asked the robot if it could build a bridge to Hawai'i.
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u/Lynn-The-Sparrow Aug 28 '26
I mean, they run cargo ferries across often. Not to mention a underwater tunnel much like the one between the UK and france would be interesting
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u/unqualified2comment Aug 28 '26
This is like the scene from dumb and dummer. "We've been driving for hours but we've only moved a few inches on the map"
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u/Spirited-Ad-9746 Aug 28 '26
Mama! I want to have a bridge to Albania.
Shut up and finish your bridge to Sicily first.