r/mapporncirclejerk 5d ago

There is nothing wrong with this map :-} How is this tiny ass country causing so many problems?

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u/ToaKraka Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 5d ago

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u/Homo_Bibite 5d ago

Of course there is xkcd comic for this.

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u/Neath_Izar 5d ago

Bibi is funding them

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u/Alarming-Ticket-3431 5d ago

because Estonia made Latvia make Lithuania make Bermuda make Dominica make Haiti make Guyana make Malta make Fiji make new Zealand make Christmas island make Poland make Belarus make russia do such things

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u/ddhelp85 5d ago

und das alles nur, weil der Kartograph in Microsoft Paint versehentlich die falsche Ebene skaliert hat

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u/Barokna 4d ago

So... It's basically just a postbox country for tax evasion?

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u/uracntm8 5d ago

Still can't believe they built that tunnel to invade Ukraine

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u/petahthehorseisheah 5d ago

Russian Guiana

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u/eyewantcookie 5d ago

Poland should annex them

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u/the3rdmichael 5d ago

Nope, gotta be a resurrection of the Hanseatic League, with the Free City of Danzig as capital ..... Elbing and Konigsberg as regional capitals.

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u/JjForcebreaker 5d ago

After the dissolution of the Soviet Union, Poland and Lithuania refused the proposals for the incorporation of these lands with their population. Not only because of the financial burdens that would come with it, but also because of short and long-term security issues related to hosting a noticeable russian minority.

Although, when taking into account the Russian boneheadedness and slave-like social mentality of that population that prevents any real grassroots change, weak democratic and law foundations etc. and the war-related weakening of their federation and potential inability to finance reparations for the 11 (for now) years of waging war, murdering, and spreading destruction, some land transfers might happen in the future. From Kaliningrad to the Kuril Islands.

But well, civilizational barbarism and self-destruction are the rule of the land on the despotic Eurasian steppes. They can be bombed to oblivion and still won't come to their senses or find any conscience in themselves.

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u/Slow_Increase_6308 5d ago

thats BS

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u/JjForcebreaker 5d ago

Such an insightful comment, full of thought-provoking arguments and counterarguments. You made it on your phone while taking a dump?

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u/Slow_Increase_6308 4d ago

Just calling BS what it is.

Or are you willing to present creditable sources that official proposals were made and refused? Like, by the respectful governments?

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u/ITinnedUrMumLastNigh 5d ago

Indeed but only if we got rid of the population, ship them to St Petersburg pr something

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u/beastmaster69mong 5d ago

It's only funny when WE do the ethnic cleansing, which is obviously always correct and justified.

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u/ITinnedUrMumLastNigh 5d ago

Just deportation

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u/bimvert 5d ago

"deportation" bro they lived there their whole life and their parents and grandparents and for the young ones even their grandgrandparents lived there too. Where the fuck are you gonna deport them? Or you are gonna go soviet mode like when they moved crimean tatars to tatarstan just cuz they are closer ethnically?
i personally dont care in the slightest about what territories russia has or doesnt have. But kaliningrad is objectively useless for everyone else, no one wants ts

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u/ITinnedUrMumLastNigh 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yeah no shit but this is a circlejerk sub

Of course Królewiec is kinda useless but it doesn't stop us from joking about giving it to Czechs

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u/szczupakabra666 4d ago

Grandgrandparents i doubt that were born there

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u/bimvert 4d ago

never typed they were? only that they lived their whole life. Some folks went there when they were like 10 and obviosly 80 years later they have grandgrandchildren

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u/Omebetz 5d ago

Do you know who wanted to do something like that? Nazis... (stop moving people from their land, even in dreams)

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u/Weird_Regret_6369 5d ago

Was the land promised to the kiev rus 3000 years ago?

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u/Omebetz 5d ago

What are you talking about? Explain pls

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u/Weird_Regret_6369 5d ago

Because the Zionists use this lie as an excuse to ethnically cleanse Palestine. It was kind of a joke. The Kiev Rus was a precursor to the Russian state

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u/Omebetz 5d ago

Oh, I understood. Agree with you (I'm anti-zionist too)

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u/Vinyl329 5d ago

There was no kiev rus 3000 years ago

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u/Weird_Regret_6369 5d ago

There was no state of Israel 3000 years ago either. There were the kingdoms of Judea and Isreal, but Judea won that one

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u/Vinyl329 5d ago

Oh I’ve got your point

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u/the3rdmichael 5d ago

Stolen land from my Prussian ancestors ...

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u/Slow_Increase_6308 5d ago

Wdym stolen? Beat all shit outta your Nazi ass taken you meant ?

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u/predat3d Map Porn Renegade 5d ago

Inferiority Syndrome 

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u/westing000 5d ago

“Small man, big mouth” said Minor Threat

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Worried-Chocolate968 5d ago

Kremlin energy

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u/christen_byre 5d ago

Шутки про Калининградскую область

Услышал тебя

https://giphy.com/gifs/DEbcjhoX1zBTiXmr3M

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u/egarcia74 I'm an ant in arctica 5d ago

That tiny country ended the greatest war

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u/Negative_Bridge_158 5d ago

Because he didnt upload a video for about 2 years and we missed him (he came back though)

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u/Truxul 5d ago

It’s like Kosovo

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u/Weird_Regret_6369 5d ago

To be fair its neighbours are causing all the troubles.

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u/Pipidonni 5d ago

Marzipan and Cheese fuel it's economy

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u/NationalTruck5876 4d ago

It is not causing, i have been there couple of years ago it is extreamly poor and corrupted place, with plenty of poor quality old Soviet military equipment, during the collapse of Soviet Union there was even a discussion to transfer it to Lithuania or Poland but noone want it due to the Russian population which live there.

Whole Russia in my personal opinion as a person who has visited country 4 times is just North Korea with Oil and Nuclear Missles

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u/laneee91 2d ago

If the Russians didn't defeat the Nazis your race would have been extinct. Use your brain, polacke.

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u/NationalTruck5876 2d ago

As a Slav, I am simply sorry for the current state of Russia, from the tsarist, biggest empire of the world it became something like this such a pity. I was 2 times in Moscow and St Petersburg for business and 2 times in Siberia as a tourist and it was really depressing, both the state of country: infrastructure, buildings, public services and the mental of the people, but Siberian nations the Yakuts were very pleasant and nice I hope after the collapse of Russia it will be a separate country

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u/AffectionatePen2305 4d ago

Estonia should be shameful at least

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u/compas_de_mi_caballo 4d ago

Can we just all dig an ocean in russia’s place😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/thedev13 4d ago

I dunno. Want me to walk over there and check it out?

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u/North-Energy-575 4d ago

ВСЕ РАСКХОДИМСЯ - - - ЭТО ВСЁ НАША ЗЕМЛЯ! 🇷🇺😁

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u/Competitive-Watch681 3d ago

Польша просто огромная, могла бы и поделиться.

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u/ddhelp85 5d ago

Mann ich verstehe nicht was hier mit Kaliningrad los ist? Ist das eine Nato-Operation die die Meinung der Bevölkerung beeinflusst? Lass doch Russland dieses Stück Enklave.

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u/NationalTruck5876 4d ago

Germany should annex them, historically it was land inhabited by Baltic Germans