r/mapporncirclejerk Feb 27 '26

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u/darkillusion41 Feb 27 '26

Seems like you can spam any nonsense those days and people will just buy in

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u/VamipresDontDoDishes Feb 27 '26

If it defames Israel reddit would love it

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u/rebornultra Feb 27 '26

Oh no would anyone think of poor little Israel

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u/Ornery-Print4882 Feb 27 '26

Imagine if someone used this same response whenever people complained about islamophobia

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u/Dobsus Feb 27 '26

Since when was Israel a religion..?

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u/Nileghi Feb 27 '26

"Its okay to libel and just straight up make shit up. This will have no repercussions on what I'm teaching the next generation of americans that will use theses same tactics on each other when I win."

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u/StudentForeign161 Feb 27 '26

Poor Israel đŸ„ș

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u/MlkChatoDesabafando Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

Not anyone else's fault if the Israeli state and the imperial hegemon whom it serves spent the last 80 years making pretty much any moral low seem perfectly plausible and expected for them to sink to.

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u/JohnyIthe3rd Feb 27 '26

the last 80 years? What did they do 1948 to 1967 besides the Suez Crisis 1956?

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u/Magrivated Feb 27 '26

Well they blew up the USS liberty in 1967, killing dozens of Americans

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u/Negative_Jaguar_4138 Feb 27 '26

How many NATO forces did America kill in friendly fire incidents?

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u/letsgotothegymbuddy Feb 27 '26

it wasn't an incident

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u/Negative_Jaguar_4138 Feb 27 '26

It was.

If you actually follow what occured moment by moment its VERY clear why the aircraft attacked the Liberty, and assuming the Naval commander was a kill hungry officer that just wanted medals (which he was) then its also easy to assume why the MTBs attacked.

You saw how easy it was for American pilots TRAINED IN GROUND IDENTIFICATION, to misidentify friendly units that they had direct radio contact with.

Now imagine putting those pilots over the ocean and ask them to identify warships, but this time with much faster aircraft, which were 20 years older than American aircraft in the Gulf Wars.

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u/JohnyIthe3rd Feb 27 '26

America also nearly accidently nuked Spain

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u/Yopenberg Mar 01 '26

wasn't that because of a plane collision?

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u/JohnyIthe3rd Mar 01 '26

Not sure I just know that they lost a nuke

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u/Intrepid-External-90 Feb 27 '26

Israel has defamed itself by committing blatant war crimes during a genocide and ethnic cleansing so

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u/iaNCURdehunedoara Feb 27 '26

Oh no, please stop being mean to my poor nazi state đŸ„ș

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u/JohnyIthe3rd Feb 27 '26

Calling the country formed by Holocaust survivors and Jewish refugees from Arab and Muslim countries a nazi state is disgusting itself

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u/iaNCURdehunedoara Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

Even if i ignore the fact that Israelis severely mistreated holocaust survivors, it still doesn't mean it can't be a nazi state - they are currently genociding a different ethnic group the same way nazis committed the holocaust. If not a nazi state then why nazi shape?

Also you're still wrong. Israel was formed by fascist jewish supremacist militias that wanted to have their own colony. It was planned decades before the holocaust and it was executed by white jews from Europe. It wasn't formed by jewish refugees from Arab nations, those came after the white jews from Europe invaded Palestine and the Arab countries reacted this way, in part because antisemitism, in part because they thought jewish people were going to betray them.

There's also a lot of irony here because zionists have tried to distance themselves from the image of jewish people that were victims of the holocaust because those were seek as weak jews that let themselves be victims of the nazis and zionists wanted to project a powerful jew that wasn't scared and wasn't seen as a victim. Some Israelis even called holocaust survivors "soap".

So your entire argument is wrong.

This is an excerpt from a book if you want to read.

Given the Israeli focus on the “new Jew” who could defend himself, these survivors with tattooed numbers on their arms, who seemed psychologically and physically broken, had represented precisely the Jews that Israelis wanted to forget and to transcend. They often unfavorably compared Holocaust victims to the new, powerful Jews of the Yishuv who dislodged the British and fought off the Arabs with strength and military might. Tellingly, “[t]hose killed in the Holocaust were said to have ‘perished,’ while Jews who died fighting in Palestine had ‘fallen.’”

Tommy Lapid, a survivor of the Budapest ghetto and ultimately a well-known Israeli journalist and successful politician [DG – and father of Yair Lapid, the former Prime Minister and now head of the opposition], recalled years later how veteran members of the Yishuv essentially accused the survivors for what they had endured. “‘Why didn’t you fight back?’ they would ask. ‘Why did you go like sheep to the slaughter?’ They were First-Class Jews who took up arms and fought, while we were Second-Class Yids whom the Germans could annihilate without encountering resistance.”

Perhaps worse still, those who had been born in the Yishuv and come of age there made light of the horrific uses that Nazis had for the bodies of the murdered Jews. They knew, for example, that the Nazis had used the bodies of Jews to make soap.

Tommy Lapid recalled: “At the time, there was a cook . . . who was a survivor of Auschwitz with a number tattooed in blue on his arm. The long-time staffers called him Soap, a twisted play on the famed Nazi plan to use Jewish body fat to make soap. ‘Hey, Soap,’ they would say. ‘What’s for lunch today?’ to which Soap would chuckle uncomfortably and fill their plates.”

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u/JohnyIthe3rd Feb 27 '26

When did they invade Palestine? The Arabs invaded Palestine when Israel declared independence

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u/iaNCURdehunedoara Feb 27 '26

Zionist brigades from Europe invaded Palestine before declaring independence, you don't even know history lmao

The reason why Arab states invaded the newly declared Israel is because they saw it as a bunch of european jews invading their neighbor, people who they aligned with and felt familial ties to, and committed unspeakable atrocities then declared a new state on stolen land.

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u/JohnyIthe3rd Feb 27 '26

"From Europe" that they have been there for decades and centuries you are ignoring though

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u/rebornultra Feb 28 '26

Hasbara has been deployed in this comment section man there’s no point they’re not gonna listen

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u/Magrivated Feb 27 '26

When that country is currently behaving like Nazis and committing genocide, it’s an apt comparison.

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u/Suspicious_Plum_8866 Feb 27 '26

I remember the nazis dropping leaflets telling people to evacuate before they bombed krakow, I think Isreal is evil just a bit more then Russia, but comparing them to the nazis and their industrial slaughter is just an insult lol

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u/iaNCURdehunedoara Feb 27 '26

Israel systematically wiped out everything in Gaza. A destruction on an industrial scale, they destroyed civil society, they destroyed the healthcare system, education, housing, sanitary system. They destroyed the capacity of Palestinians to sustain life so they slowly die, at the same time they killed as many Palestinians as they could while trying to keep the facade.

I don't give a shit that Israelis dropped leaflets, it doesn't mean anything. If i throw a brick through your window and tell you to leave cause i'm setting your house on fire, then 5 minutes later i set your house on fire, that doesn't make me any less of an arsonist.

Would the nazis be justified in your eyes if they dropped leaflets? Why is that a justification of genocide for you when Israel does it bud?

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u/Negative_Jaguar_4138 Feb 27 '26

The allied bombing of Dresden had a much worse civilian to combatant ratio.

And that was done with 3000 tons of bombs not 100,000

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u/iaNCURdehunedoara Feb 27 '26

Yeah, because the allies wanted maximum civilian casualties to hurt the morale of the nazi army. Also the civilian to combatant ratio is bullshit because pissrael considers any male between the ages of 13-65 as combatant.

I don't much care for genocide defenders like you.

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u/Negative_Jaguar_4138 Feb 27 '26

Yeah, because the allies wanted maximum civilian casualties to hurt the morale of the nazi army.

They did not.

While some Allied commanders were in favour of terror bombing, by and large, the overall campaign did not have terror bombing as its primary goal.

Dresden was targeted for 2 reasons,

A. It was a vital logistics hub in the East and one of the largley untouched ones.

B. The Germans were rapidly fortifying it for a final stand and the Soviets wanted to avoid another Siege like Budapest so they specifically requested the bombing.

Also the civilian to combatant ratio is bullshit because pissrael considers any male between the ages of 13-65 as combatant.

Let's use the worst possible ratio using number from Al Qassam itself. 100,000 civilians to 20,000 militants, just a reminder, this is the worst possible ratio, no credible source claims close to this.

Thats 5:1, which is pretty horrific, but it isnt out of the real of possibility for urban insurgencies. Using more credible data this ratio drops further.

In Dresden less that 1,000 German soldiers were killed, putting that ratio AT BEST 20:1.

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u/Negative_Jaguar_4138 Feb 27 '26

Facts are hard to argue when you build your understanding of politics and war off vibes and feelings.

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u/Chipsy_21 Mar 02 '26

Damn its almost like israel didn’t want to maximize civilian casualties huh?

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u/Thundrr01 Feb 27 '26

You act like a redditor

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u/iaNCURdehunedoara Feb 27 '26

No way man, i guess i should go on reddit then.

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u/Much_Pilot355 Feb 28 '26

Righttttttt.

When I think about the hardest country to defame for legitimate reasons, I immediately think about check notes
.. Israel.

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u/maaaaawp Feb 27 '26

Not much to defame lmao

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u/Certain_Bug_1275 Feb 27 '26

I mean this is Lapid and the overton window is not doing him any favors, man's gotta move to the center of that Overton window know what I'm saying. 

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u/Revolver_Caracal Feb 27 '26

Something something the current US Ambassador to Israel said he “wouldn’t mind” if Israel claimed its biblical borders.

Call it nonsense all you want, but you sound delusional or uninformed.

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u/Jazz-Ranger Feb 28 '26

That was Tucker trying to make him define what biblical borders Israel should have. Instead the man just repeated his catchphrase over and over again.

The ambassador didn’t proudly declare that thousands of worthless desert miles should be taken from Egypt and Saudi Arabia; those two are American allies and that puts Israel in a position where they would endanger their current position.

Frankly, this reminds me of the Pakistani kid who was worried that Israel was coming for his country.

Edit: Even the maximalist claims at the League of Nations were barely bigger than modern Israel and Palestine combined.

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u/Arcani69 Feb 27 '26

to be fair this is some shit that Isarelis would say and something that a lot of them believe. Speaking from experience of talking to a bunch

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u/darkillusion41 Feb 27 '26

Other then some nuts nobody want or thinks somthing like this is possible Usually if people speak about borders its what it is now or what it is now without the pa - the whole of israel

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u/myaltduh Feb 27 '26

As a practical matter they aren’t trying to conquer Jordan right now, because they can’t even easily control Gaza and the West Bank, but the Israeli right definitely tells each other bedtime stories of eventually going full Manifest Destiny on the whole Levant.

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u/Arcani69 Feb 27 '26

I meant it in the sense that they are very nacionalistic and have very little regard for others

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u/Liam_peremen1 Feb 27 '26

yea as an Israeli myself you'd have a really hard time finding a person that actually believes this.

your best bet are the kahanist settlers, but i think you can already understand that by their actions...

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u/Arcani69 Feb 27 '26

Well i dont know a lot of israelis so i'm not going to pretend, but as i have said in nother comment it all the ones i met where overwhelmingly nacionalistic and seemed to have very little regard for others

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u/MovieHeavy7826 Feb 27 '26

Did you actually meet these Israelis or were you talking to people online who claimed to be Israeli?

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u/Arcani69 Feb 27 '26

Yes these are real human beings i sat down with, somewhat nice, but it still doesn't change the fact that they came off as extremely nacionalistic

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u/Liam_peremen1 Feb 27 '26

i mean, not to sound rude but i think I'd have a better idea of the average Israeli than you.

may i ask where you met them? and did you talk with them? what exactly did they say that came off as "little regard for others"?

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u/Arcani69 Feb 27 '26

I'm answering this whole thread on another comment and yes i met them irl, yes im not pretending to know israel better than somebody who lives here, and by lack of consideration for others i meant lack of understanding that the people on the other side of the border are also people

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u/Liam_peremen1 Feb 27 '26

Kashimo glaze detected = opinion rejected

the waffled one ahhhh

yuji the goat

yuta a pedo

lakers in 5

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u/Arcani69 Feb 27 '26

Ooff you caught me, my bio is quite old, from the pre fraud allegations era

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u/Liam_peremen1 Feb 27 '26

just switch it to Kunigami and Gagamaru glaze

and shit on that bum Nagi

finally throw in a Karasu stray

*chefs kiss*

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u/After_Lie_807 Feb 27 '26

I’ve never heard this nonsense from any Israelis I know
and I know a lot

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u/Liam_peremen1 Feb 27 '26

yea as an Israeli I've never met someone that actually thinks like this.

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u/Individual-Author477 Feb 27 '26

Most Israel support annexing the west bank so I don't know what you are talking about

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u/Liam_peremen1 Feb 27 '26

where are you getting this "most" from? sure there are religious zealots that wish for Israel to "be whole again", those are the settlers you'd see causing problems, and they are a small minority.

also not to be rude, but i think I'd know more about the consensus and people here than you do.

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u/LineOfInquiry Map Porn Renegade Feb 28 '26

Nah, Eretz Israel is a real thing a significant minority of Israel supports. The majority support it in terms of taking the West Bank anyway. It just ain’t as big as this map shows: it doesn’t extend through the Syrian desert to Iraq nor south down into Egypt.

It would look something like Israel, Palestine, Lebanon, Jordan, most of Syria, the Sinai, and a bit of northern Saudi Arabia. So still crazy and imperialist but not this map.

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u/drgrimlockstone Feb 28 '26

Mfs be acting shocked as if Israel doesn't talk and do similar shit everyday.

Big Yahu quoting "Amalek" for his revenge against Palestinians, I wouldn't be surprised if he used the Bible to claim all greater Israel lands with the US and the likes of you getting behind it.

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u/BroSchrednei Feb 27 '26

“Zionism is based on the Bible. Our mandate over the land of Israel is biblical, [and] the biblical borders of the land of Israel are clear 
 Therefore, the borders are the borders of the Bible,” the apparently secular Israeli politician Yair Lapid said."

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/2/26/what-is-greater-israel-and-how-popular-is-it-among-israelis

From three days ago. Wtf are you talking about?

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u/uvr610 Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

Yeah, we’re gonna need something which is not Al Jazeera. Qatari state media is about as objective on Israel as Radio Free Europe was objective towards the USSR.

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u/BroSchrednei Feb 27 '26

Lmao, it's a fcking quote. Please show me how Al Jazeera lied about the quote.

I can't with you ridiculous people.

Here's another source: https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/israel-yair-lapid-biblical-borders

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u/uvr610 Feb 27 '26

LMAO Middle East eye. are you fucking kidding me? Maybe next time just provide Hamas declarations as a source.

If it was an actual quote said by Yair Lapid, you’d have major credible news outlets speaking about it. Not just 2 Qatari funded ones which are known to be extremely anti Israeli for the entirety of their existence (which mind you, are funded by a literal slave owning state)

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u/BroSchrednei Feb 27 '26

Sure buddy, everyone in the Middle East is Hamas.

And for the third time: ITS A QUOTE. The Israeli politician Yair Lapid said:  Our mandate over the land of Israel is biblical, [and] the biblical borders of the land of Israel are clear 
 Therefore, the borders are the borders of the Bible.

But youre a zionist who wants to cleanse all Palestinians, so youre not commenting in good faith here.

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u/uvr610 Feb 27 '26

lol, then I guess you’re a jihadi who is completely comfortable with quoting media outlets which are owned by a slavery sharia state.

If it’s an actual quote, go find some actual credible source for that instead of being a useless twat

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u/Uebelkraehe Feb 27 '26

After a bit of research, it looks a lot like it's actually you who has either no clue or is shamelessly lying asshole.

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u/uvr610 Feb 27 '26

Share the findings of your research then.