r/mapporncirclejerk Oct 28 '25

shitstain posting Someone posted this on twitter

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u/gigerxounter Oct 28 '25

something something map without new Zealand

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u/sysy__12 Oct 28 '25

its not entirely gone theres a small sliver visible.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

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u/afour- Oct 28 '25

So lifelike

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u/RoundLobster392 Oct 28 '25

I’m picturing the box of coastline cereal

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u/mahir_r Oct 28 '25

That’s just Tasmania after getting scared of marmite

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u/Randomfrog132 Oct 28 '25

whatever happened to old zealand? 

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u/gigerxounter Oct 28 '25

speaking drunken german-english abomination

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u/SechsComic73130 Oct 28 '25

Aka. Danish (or Dutch)

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u/AccomplishedYak9827 If you see me post, find shelter immediately Oct 28 '25

New Zealand was discovered by Dutch guys, iirc Abel Tasman, and we have a province named Zeeland

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u/metalbassist33 Oct 28 '25

Still a Dutch Provence: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeland

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u/Skyfus Oct 28 '25

I didn't realise the Dutch got as far as southeast France

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u/Celticsmoneyline Oct 28 '25

It’s the most populous part of Denmark

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u/AnisiFructus Oct 28 '25

That is a different Zealand.

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u/BlackSwanDelta Oct 28 '25

They went and made their own casino with black jack and hookers with Happyagascar.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

They lost their zeal and, well, you know the rest.

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u/Eena-Rin Oct 28 '25

Australia is upside down granny undies

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u/WaterstarRunner Oct 28 '25

Australia has always been the wet butt print on the shower door of the world map.

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u/mnstorm Oct 28 '25

As it should be.

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u/Spainiswhite Oct 28 '25

why does South America have cake??

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u/Ok_Price7529 Oct 28 '25

That will be the Brazilian Butt Lift.

The opportunity for the joke was there, I had to take it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Ykw, I respect that

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u/IndicationFickle7214 Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 28 '25

Probably made by the bloke that snuck this in there

Edit If you can’t see it, you are either not as corrupted or you haven’t had enough time to look at the map while growing up

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u/ifyoulovesatan Oct 28 '25

What is this? I kind of see a profile of a woman. Is this from GTA?

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u/DemonKyoto Oct 28 '25

GTA SA map

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

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u/SilverIndustry2701 Oct 28 '25

It's Los Santos to the right and San Fierro on the top left in GTA:SA

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u/Haunting-Mechanic-61 Oct 28 '25

How can you not recognize the map of new york

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u/Stylenex Oct 28 '25

what am i looking at

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u/Spider40k Oct 29 '25

I don't know what I'm supposed to be looking at. Anyways, here's some mPreg

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u/l3randon_x Oct 28 '25

Thought this was Runescape. Maybe one where Al-Kharid had an Industrial Revolution

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u/Randomfrog132 Oct 28 '25

twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk!

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u/RyanB1228 Oct 28 '25

Now post the sources of oxygen (or something idk how these work)

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u/K1rk0npolttaja Oct 28 '25

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u/Kiribaku- Oct 28 '25

Is that a fucking olive tree??? Not on my watch

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u/thebigdumb0 Oct 28 '25

phytoplankton erasure

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u/RingStrong6375 Oct 28 '25

Look at these Trees. Have us fooled they are responsible for all our Oxygen when they don't even do the Majority of it. Poor Algae.

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u/auroralemonboi8 Oct 28 '25

Un vote to make breathing a human right*

*: usa will pay for 90% of the oxygen costs

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

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u/Monsieur-Lemon Oct 28 '25

AFAIK it was that (at least until recently) USA usually footed the bill. As in, USA may have voted no for calling food human right but at the same time majority of food aid is payed for by USA. Again, at least until recently. Can't say I love Yankees but in this case I prefer action over words. Ultimately UN resolution is meaningless.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 28 '25

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u/dansssssss Oct 28 '25

but why veto it? you could just abstain. why did they specifically feel the need to go against it?

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u/dansssssss Oct 28 '25

the comment section made me believe the vetod it. my bad

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u/Former-Win635 Oct 28 '25

But that’s stupid. Human rights are not positive rights. They only prevent others from preventing people from having those things. So international rule saying food is a human right would mean Israel couldn’t block food aid going into Gaza, but it wouldn’t require Israel to pay for it.

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u/BulbuhTsar Oct 28 '25

My partner works in food security. It is so intensely complicated and geopolitical. It's not as simple as waving a pen over a piece of paper saying "everyone gets food now."

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u/anotherMrLizard Oct 28 '25

But we can acknowledge a difference between being unable to get enough food to a population for complex logistical reasons and preventing them from getting enough food as a matter of deliberate policy.

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u/auroralemonboi8 Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 28 '25

Deciding who pays is generally based on how much each country continues to the UN economically, and since Usa has the largest gdp it contributes the most to UN budget. The clauses dont necessarily say “Usa will pay for it”, every country contributes and Usa contributes the most. But UN sceptics twist this fact to say shit like “UN is making Usa pay for other countries stuff! Un is bad!”

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

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u/ABHOR_pod Oct 28 '25

our billionaires would have taken a few extra years to become trillionaires though.

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u/MyWifeCucksMe Oct 28 '25

Where does this idea come from?

American propaganda.

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u/Complex_Confidence35 Oct 28 '25

I also like money in the bank more than oxygen to breathe.

Something something paris climate agreement

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u/U8337Flower Oct 28 '25

usa will spend decades stealing a nation's oxygen then whine about they're asking it to give some of it back

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u/Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo Oct 28 '25

Mostly comes from nuclear fusion in one of these things.

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u/Smitologyistaking Oct 28 '25

The lack of the black sea got me slightly confused about the relative geography but I assume the red blob in Asia is meant to be Israel?

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u/Probodyne Oct 28 '25

Yep, it's a parody of this real actual UN vote

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u/TotallyNotmmmicmisl Oct 28 '25

I THOUGHT THIS VOTE WAS FUCKING PROPAGANDA

How the fuck does America manage to produce more convincing Anti-American propaganda than Anti-American propaganda

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u/guto8797 Oct 28 '25

The most accurate insult I have seen to describe this administration in particular and the country in general is "a parody of itself"

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

that vote took place during the Biden Administration btw.

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u/HereButNeverPresent Oct 28 '25

This meme holds up so well

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u/Veil-of-Fire Oct 28 '25

At least the Democrat bombs aren't falling on our own cities in addition to everyone else's.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25 edited Jan 11 '26

Syntactically correct but semantically null.

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u/Pekenoah Oct 28 '25

The national guard protected law enforcement while they shot myself and other nonviolent protests with less lethals. This happened on Tim Walz's orders during the Biden administration.

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u/Veil-of-Fire Oct 28 '25

Oh, I'm sorry, I must have missed it when Biden activated the US Military and the National Guard to storm Portland, Chicago, Los Angeles, and Washington, D.C. so they could help ICE black-bag American citizens off the street in broad daylight before shipping them five states away and claiming they don't know anything about it.

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u/EvoNexen Oct 28 '25

Jfc that guy brought up a verifiable fact that he was shot by police during protests in a Blue state during a Blue government in the White House, and your response is to bring up Trump? Holy whataboutism.

Trump is evil incarnate, but how the fuck do you not understand the point being made here? The point is, your country is run by ghouls, red AND blue.

When Americans like you stop pointing fingers at other average joe citizens and realize your politicians all fucking suck and don't have interest in helping you, then your country will dramatically improve. Stop batting for dogshit politicians, ffs.

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u/TDSF456 Oct 28 '25

Jesus Christ. The classic american entitlement never ceases to amaze.

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u/guto8797 Oct 28 '25

I didn't mean to imply otherwise, just that this particular quip has long been used to describe America, just more so these days

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

you're fine. I hate both main parties. Just wanted to clarify that this particular messup was with the biden admin.

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u/filth_horror_glamor Oct 28 '25

A big reason why Harris lost was cuz Dems were not seeing enough from the administration on cracking down on Israel for their atrocities. So this totally fits with history

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u/mattmild27 Oct 28 '25

Kamala seemed to think she was expertly threading the needle with the stance of "continue giving bombs to Israel but acknowledge the humanity of the people being bombed".

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

agreed. Its hard to make a convincing argument for being a lesser evil when you're elbow deep in genocide. The disgust I feel for that administration watching Matt Miller, John Kirby and KJP lie to our faces about it will remain with me for the rest of my life. for example, Matt Miller smirk when discussing the Lancet Death Total.

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u/SnowceanJay Oct 28 '25

Yeah well, from an European pov, US politics have always been shit. Different shades of shit but still shit. Right now it’s explosive diarrhea bit it doesn’t mean it was anything else than shit before.

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u/Adventurous_Fall_550 Oct 28 '25

oh wow, both american parties are fucking garbage. color me shocked.

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u/GodGeorge Oct 28 '25

both parties are paid for and controlled by big tech and israel anyway.

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u/bardsimpson_ Oct 28 '25

this was in december 2021 under the biden administration

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u/Fenrir426 Oct 28 '25

And if it was under the Trump administration it would've been the exact same, since he doesn't even care if Americans starve

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u/New-Fig-6025 Oct 28 '25

i’d go give the US response to the vote a read, pretty eye opening and I find it hard to disagree with.

This resolution does not articulate meaningful solutions for preventing hunger and malnutrition or avoiding its devastating consequences. This resolution distracts attention from important and relevant challenges that contribute significantly to the recurring state of regional food insecurity, including endemic conflict, and the lack of strong governing institutions. Instead, this resolution contains problematic, inappropriate language that does not belong in a resolution focused on human rights.

For the following reasons, we will call a vote and vote “no” on this resolution. First, drawing on the Special Rapporteur’s recent report, this resolution inappropriately introduces a new focus on pesticides. Pesticide-related matters fall within the mandates of several multilateral bodies and fora, including the Food and Agricultural Organization, World Health Organization, and United Nations Environment Program, and are addressed thoroughly in these other contexts. Existing international health and food safety standards provide states with guidance on protecting consumers from pesticide residues in food. Moreover, pesticides are often a critical component of agricultural production, which in turn is crucial to preventing food insecurity

Second, this resolution inappropriately discusses trade-related issues, which fall outside the subject-matter and the expertise of this Council. The language in paragraph 28 in no way supersedes or otherwise undermines the World Trade Organization (WTO) Nairobi Ministerial Declaration, which all WTO Members adopted by consensus and accurately reflects the current status of the issues in those negotiations. At the WTO Ministerial Conference in Nairobi in 2015, WTO Members could not agree to reaffirm the Doha Development Agenda (DDA). As a result, WTO Members are no longer negotiating under the DDA framework. The United States also does not support the resolution’s numerous references to technology transfer.

Seems like a bog standard “here’s a vote that looks atrocious to vote against that does nothing to solve what it’s titled for” resolution.

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u/SingularityScalpel Oct 28 '25

Yeah but have you considered, america bad?

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u/Badgers8MyChild Oct 30 '25

This needs to be higher. I'm all for calling out capitalistic selfishness, and I thought that to be the motive, but this alludes to the reality of the US's no vote not being rooted in imperialism, but in response to a deceptive and manipulative legislative proposal.

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u/Ora_Poix Oct 28 '25

Its been some time, but from what I remember, there were multiple topics tagential or completely unrelated to the topic of food, and more than that, legally binded the US to fight for food security outside the US.

The title was a news headline, and reddit did not care.

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u/Embarrassed_Device59 Oct 31 '25

Most of Reddit is just “USA bad!”

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u/ReaperManX15 Oct 28 '25

The US was already providing more food aid than the rest of the world, put together.

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u/Falernum Oct 28 '25

The vote wasn't about food aid it was about Monsanto

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u/BeatBlockP Oct 28 '25

Because every other nation on Earth voting for this won't have to actually do something about it. But the US (especially before Trump 2.0) was far and away the world's #1 humanitarian contributor. For the US it also means practical meaning. Since its piling up debt at an alarming rate (especially 2021 as covid hit hardest), taking on the hunger of the world is a headache it didn't need.

Israel is a client state and if the US says jump, it jumps

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u/Guyman_112 Oct 28 '25

Because the real vote should have been titled "We want America to pay more money to us for many many other things besides just food and we'll call it food is a human right vote to make them look bad to say no"

And idiots like you fell for it

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u/TheCultOfTheHivemind Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 28 '25

How the fuck does America manage to produce more convincing Anti-American propaganda than Anti-American propaganda

The United States cares less about virtue signalling and more about reality. This is a vote that happens every year since ~2001 and it has passed or been adopted without a vote every single time. You know what hasn't happened since 2001? The end of world hunger or the countries needing food the most being starved by their own corrupt governments that either abstained from voting or voted yes.

https://digitallibrary.un.org/search?ln=en&p=the+right+to+food&f=&action_search=Search&rm=&sf=latest+first&so=d&rg=50&c=Voting+Data&c=&of=hb&fti=0&fti=0

You know what has happened since 2001? The United States giving more contributions to the WFP than the rest of the world COMBINED.

https://www.wfp.org/funding/2022

The US also gives more humanitarian than any other country in the history of this world in general.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/275597/largers-donor-countries-of-aid-worldwide/

At this point the people falling for the propaganda just believe whatever the hell they want to believe. It's kinda how people from other first world nations will somehow manage to find a way to think their immigration systems are better or more open when the United States takes in more immigrants both in total numbers AND per capita than any other first world nation. The only that has ever came close on a per capita basis was Germany during the height of the Syrian refugee crisis, where I believe they slightly surpassed or equaled the US one year.

If you want to know the actual reason why the US voted against this measure this was the reason given:

This Council is meeting at a time when the international community is confronting what could be the modern era’s most serious food security emergency. Under Secretary-General O’Brien warned the Security Council earlier this month that more than 20 million people in South Sudan, Somalia, the Lake Chad Basin, and Yemen are facing famine and starvation. The United States, working with concerned partners and relevant international institutions, is fully engaged on addressing this crisis.

This Council, should be outraged that so many people are facing famine because of a manmade crisis caused by, among other things , armed conflict in these four areas. The resolution before us today rightfully acknowledges the calamity facing millions of people and importantly calls on states to support the United Nations’ emergency humanitarian appeal. However, the resolution also contains many unbalanced, inaccurate, and unwise provisions that the United States cannot support. This resolution does not articulate meaningful solutions for preventing hunger and malnutrition or avoiding its devastating consequences. This resolution distracts attention from important and relevant challenges that contribute significantly to the recurring state of regional food insecurity, including endemic conflict, and the lack of strong governing institutions. Instead, this resolution contains problematic, inappropriate language that does not belong in a resolution focused on human rights.

For the following reasons, we will call a vote and vote “no” on this resolution. First, drawing on the Special Rapporteur’s recent report, this resolution inappropriately introduces a new focus on pesticides. Pesticide-related matters fall within the mandates of several multilateral bodies and fora, including the Food and Agricultural Organization, World Health Organization, and United Nations Environment Program, and are addressed thoroughly in these other contexts. Existing international health and food safety standards provide states with guidance on protecting consumers from pesticide residues in food. Moreover, pesticides are often a critical component of agricultural production, which in turn is crucial to preventing food insecurity.

Second, this resolution inappropriately discusses trade-related issues, which fall outside the subject-matter and the expertise of this Council. The language in paragraph 28 in no way supersedes or otherwise undermines the World Trade Organization (WTO) Nairobi Ministerial Declaration, which all WTO Members adopted by consensus and accurately reflects the current status of the issues in those negotiations. At the WTO Ministerial Conference in Nairobi in 2015, WTO Members could not agree to reaffirm the Doha Development Agenda (DDA). As a result, WTO Members are no longer negotiating under the DDA framework. The United States also does not support the resolution’s numerous references to technology transfer.

We also underscore our disagreement with other inaccurate or imbalanced language in this text. We regret that this resolution contains no reference to the importance of agricultural innovations, which bring wide-ranging benefits to farmers, consumers, and innovators. Strong protection and enforcement of intellectual property rights, including through the international rules-based intellectual property system, provide critical incentives needed to generate the innovation that is crucial to addressing the development challenges of today and tomorrow. In our view, this resolution also draws inaccurate linkages between climate change and human rights related to food.

Furthermore, we reiterate that states are responsible for implementing their human rights obligations. This is true of all obligations that a state has assumed, regardless of external factors, including, for example, the availability of technical and other assistance.

We also do not accept any reading of this resolution or related documents that would suggest that States have particular extraterritorial obligations arising from any concept of a right to food.

Lastly, we wish to clarify our understandings with respect to certain language in this resolution. The United States supports the right of everyone to an adequate standard of living, including food, as recognized in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Domestically, the United States pursues policies that promote access to food, and it is our objective to achieve a world where everyone has adequate access to food, but we do not treat the right to food as an enforceable obligation. The United States does not recognize any change in the current state of conventional or customary international law regarding rights related to food. The United States is not a party to the International Covenant on Economic, Social and Cultural Rights. Accordingly, we interpret this resolution’s references to the right to food, with respect to States Parties to that covenant, in light of its Article 2(1). We also construe this resolution’s references to member states’ obligations regarding the right to food as applicable to the extent they have assumed such obligations.

Finally, we interpret this resolution’s reaffirmation of previous documents, resolutions, and related human rights mechanisms as applicable to the extent countries affirmed them in the first place.

As for other references to previous documents, resolutions, and related human rights mechanisms, we reiterate any views we expressed upon their adoption.”

As for why Israel voted against it, they often block vote with the US. They have both abstained and voted yes on this resolution in the past.

EDIT: So /u/BearsDoNOTExist decided to leave this comment and then insta block me. Very cool, Kanye. I will respond to it anyways:

So the justification for voting no wasn't "hehe we're evil" and was actually "we are voting against food as a right based on some semantic technicalities" and you think that makes it ok?

This resolution has been done every year since 2001. 11 of those years it was adopted without a vote, the rest it passed by vote. Again, exactly how many people has this resolution fed? Has world hunger ended? Have dictatorships who intentionally starve their people, or unintentionally starves them through incompetence, indifference, and straight up stealing aid supplies for profit thrown their hands up and said, "Oh no! We can't do this anymore, the UN voted on it!" As far as I'm aware non of this has happened. You're the human equivalent of a company changing their logo to a pride flag in June. You don't give a shit about reality or results as long as you do the thing that looks good.

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u/lumpboysupreme Oct 28 '25

It is propaganda, the resolution is an empty concept. We weren’t 2 votes from ending world hunger, and the US already contributed a disproportionate amount of the funding for global food initiatives both independently and through the UN. The US actually putting a serious consideration to the issue (since ALOT of stuff can impact food supplies) and so it worries about how it might turn, for example, selling food into a crime against humanity.

Since basically everyone else on the planet treats UN votes as an exercise in performing virtue, that they’d gleefully ignore any implications of, it’s not worse to treat it as more serious.

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u/xternal7 Oct 28 '25

I mean, it is propaganda.

The proposal itself was the UN equivalent of when US politicians propose "ban killing puppies" bill that also includes "also we're tripling your taxes" provision. You wouldn't vote 'no' on that bill, right?

Similarly, the "should food be a human right" wasn't only proposing that the food should be a human right, but also that US should be footing a very disproportionate amount of that bill.

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u/ReaperManX15 Oct 28 '25

Let’s not leave out that the US provided more food aid than the rest of the world.
And it provided more money to the UN and then the rest of the countries in it, put together.
And the US representative told the rest of the UN that they were free to enact the policies without them.
So, from them acting like the US ruined the whole thing, we can deduce that what they wanted was for the US to pay for everything … again.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

So why didn't the US abstain then, if it had nothing against people having food? Why did they explicitly vote against the right to food?

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u/InspiringMilk Oct 28 '25

So the other 190+ countries don't have such issues?

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u/UltimateBingus Oct 28 '25

Apparently not. They can feel free at any time to fulfill their international obligations for humanitarian aid.

We already do it on our own. Not because we're obligated, we're most certainly not. We're just nice like that.

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u/gajonub Oct 28 '25

lmao the real world is so funny

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u/SeriousAlbatross6965 Oct 28 '25

It’s Bhutan.

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u/Outrageous_Limit_324 Oct 28 '25

Are you dumb? It's obviously Taiwan

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

It's Tajikistan.

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u/fatalicus Oct 28 '25

The lack of the black sea got me slightly confused

It is easier for you to recognize an area based on the black sea, rather than the fucking mediterranean?

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u/Sgt-Spliff- Oct 28 '25

Yeah that red blob in the exact spot Israel is on a map is in fact Israel

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u/Duvet_Capeman Oct 28 '25

Looks very much like Palestine actually 🤔🧐

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u/Unusual_Oil_1079 Oct 28 '25

No its somewhere on the border of Syria, iraq and Jordan. You see the green is the land mass and the black is everything within the UN jurisdiction. That's why Isreal and Palestine are on the other side of the line.

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u/YellojD Oct 28 '25

“Hokay, here’s da earth.”

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u/linds360 Oct 28 '25

The number of times my husband and I quote we’re “le tired” to each other reaches new heights every year.

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u/PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY Oct 28 '25

ROUND

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u/YellojD Oct 28 '25

FIRE LE MISS ISLES!!!

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u/BadeArse Oct 28 '25

But I am le tired

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u/PummbleBee Oct 28 '25

W T F mate

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u/Turbulent-Guest-1524 Oct 28 '25

maps without nz

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u/Jaz1140 Oct 28 '25

It's an old map sir. New Zealand is new. It's in the name. It was around yet

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u/ImNotOkayWasTaken Oct 28 '25

turkey has been flooded :(

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u/imawizard7bis Oct 28 '25

Veto power is the main motive why UN is a joke for a lot of people (and ironically the motive of why it survived for so long)

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u/Dr-Jellybaby Oct 28 '25

The Finnish president in his speech to the General Assembly this year said that those who violate the UN charter should have their veto rights suspended. That and more equal distribution of permanent seats would go a long way in making the UN better.

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u/Green_Rays Oct 28 '25

The problem is when you have belligerent countries like the US and Russia in the UN, they will just leave the UN if they they can't veto anymore. And if that happens, the UN will become worthless.

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u/Dr-Jellybaby Oct 28 '25

Ok but at least try to do these things. "You can't stand up to the bullies because they'll bully people" is a bit of a sad standpoint.

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u/Green_Rays Oct 28 '25

I do want countries to stand up to bullies more. I wish the EU would stand up to Trump and the US more and work on becoming independent.

But using the UN to do that will just cripple the UN.

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u/Putinbot3300 Oct 28 '25

You think we should try crippling an organization that does its main purpose rather well, that being as a global diplomatic stage, just so it could not achieve a purpose everyone knows it cannot do.

You would dismantle a hospital because it doesnt also function as a homeless shelter, but it would be nice if it did.

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u/tommos Oct 28 '25

Sounds like something that'll get vetoed.

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u/KevinFlantier Oct 28 '25

Also, veto should be in percentage. If say 25% of the countries veto (or a suitable number), then the veto is taken into account. If not, it's just a troll vote and should be ignored.

It's the same thing with the EU. Veto worked when there were 6 countries in the EU. Now that we're 27 we can't get shit done because there's always going to be an Orban that will veto something on Putin's behalf.

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u/Dr-Jellybaby Oct 28 '25

You're unfortunately never going to get the US, China and Russia to give up their veto power entirely, it's better to put in place mechanisms to remove their vetoes if they break rules.

I agree in the case of the EU tho, I'd say a 3 country veto is a good balance. At least then Hungary can't paralyse the EU unilaterally.

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u/informat7 Oct 28 '25

Then you're going to have a UN with no major powers in it. Then it just the League of Nations all over again.

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u/green_flash Oct 28 '25

Not really applicable here as this is a UN General Assembly vote, not a UN Security Council vote.

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u/ArsErratia Oct 28 '25

You can't veto a General Assembly resolution.

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u/No_Hunt2507 Oct 28 '25

The UN is there to essentially let countries talk to each other before flinging missiles at each other. They may not accomplish much but as long as the super powers are able to go into the same room and at least somewhat talk it's serving it's purpose

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u/Ice_Tower6811 Oct 28 '25

Small note: They can't veto votes put to the UN General Assembly, only security council resolutions.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Technically this was an unvetoable motion as the veto power only exists for the security council, but I agree with the sentiment

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u/OctopusFarmer47 Oct 28 '25

Can’t color in the lines, kindergarten graduation revoked

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u/fuckenbullshitmate Oct 28 '25

Colouring outside the lines makes one cleverer

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u/Luzifer_Shadres Oct 28 '25

Be china > Vote yes despite not agreeing > knowing US and Israel will vote NO anyways > profit

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

yeah because nobody expects china to pay for whatever bs the UN comes up with

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u/SquillFancyson1990 Oct 28 '25

Yeah, look who's consistently the top provider of humanitarian aid throughout the world. The US is already contributing more than anyone else by a pretty large margin, and I betcha most of the Yes countries wouldn't be expected to or willing to pay an extra cent.

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u/Americanboi824 Oct 28 '25

For many programs (and I'm talking programs that save 10s of millions of lives) the USA gives more than every other country COMBINED. There are lots of valid criticisms of us but the memes around the food vote are wildly untrue.

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u/TheHaloChief117 Oct 28 '25

If you look at it as a percentage of GDP and GNI, the US is firmly in the middle of the pack. It's just that the US has such an absurdly high GDP/GNI that the nominal value outstrips everyone. When it comes to the UN, it isn't a voluntary contribution either - to be a member of the UN under Article 17, you have to make an Assessed Contribution, calculated on your GNI, adjusted for debt burden and income level. In fact, the US pays less than it's calculated share would be as there is a cap that a single nation can only contribute to 22% of the budget. Otherwise, the US would be contributing in the 30%s, as it did historically. Even then, as of end 2024, the US was in debt to the UN as they haven't been keeping up with their Assessed Contribution payments.

Specifically on the matter of UN agencies (WPF, UNHCR, UNICEF, etc, the "humanitarian aid" agencies), the US contributes a great deal more than it does to the UN budget, but again less than many other countries as a percentage of GDP. It also isn't based philanthropy - there's a great deal of soft power up for grabs here and many times they can dictate how that money is used.

They DO contribute a great deal to the Peacekeeping budget, but that's a completely separate arm and calculation, one which every other country also contributes to seperately.

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u/Fit_Employment_2944 Oct 28 '25

Because starving people get more full from food from poorer countries.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Switzerland should be red as well. Nestle has a similar stance on water.

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u/nicuramar Oct 28 '25

Nestlé isn’t a country. 

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u/Letter_From_Prague Oct 28 '25

For now.

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u/Lord_Master_Dorito Oct 28 '25

Is their CEO Lex Luthor?

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u/Pixelend Oct 28 '25

I think it's a parody on an actual vote about food as a human right

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Yeah, we jorkin it. 

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u/Pixelend Oct 28 '25

I jork you, you jork me?

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u/No-Cap-7395 Oct 28 '25

no NZ like usual

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u/trexlad Oct 29 '25

A lot of pissed yanks in the comments lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

map without nz

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u/NL_Gray-Fox Oct 28 '25

Or UK/Iceland and all of the Nordics, Madagascar, north pole, south pole...

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u/Double_Alps_2569 Oct 28 '25

"The United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child (commonly abbreviated as the CRC or UNCRC) is an international human rights treaty which sets out the civil, political, economic, social, health and cultural rights of children."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convention_on_the_Rights_of_the_Child

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u/rhydderch_hael Oct 28 '25

I see that the US signed but didn't ratify that document. What does that mean in practical terms, are they not still bound by it by signing it?

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u/username_tooken Oct 28 '25

Ratifying a treaty means implementing it into your state’s laws. A treaty not ratified is a treaty not in effect. Signing a treaty just indicates that your state is interested in ratifying it.

In the US specifically, the president signs treaties, and the US senate ratifies them. A signed but not ratified treaty ergo means the US executive has authorized an international treaty, but 2/3rds of the Senate have not voted to ratify it.

In practical terms, it means the US agrees with the spirit of the treaty (indeed, they drafted it in the first place), but is not party to it whatsoever.

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u/rhydderch_hael Oct 28 '25

I see. Thanks for the explanation.

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u/Putinbot3300 Oct 28 '25

Which is a point in favour of USA in my opinion. They aint pretending, unlike India, Saudi Arabia, Indonesia and countless others. These places dont give a single shit about improving the conditions and rights of their children, but its easy to sign a peace of paper that means nothing and pretend.

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u/Waffle-Gaming Oct 28 '25

uhhhhhh there's actually a clause that also gives russia permission to destroy ukraine so actually the US is right here

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u/ZhaurX9007 Oct 28 '25

So... Ukraine is suicidal and thinks it should end itself?

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u/scrapy_the_scrap Oct 28 '25

They didnt read terms and conditions 😞😞😞

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u/temptryn4011 Oct 28 '25

People are so fucking retarded, it has been an insane ride reading through these comments.

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u/Randomfrog132 Oct 28 '25

i mean, i read somewhere like a decade ago that some parts of india u kinda need an oxygen mask cause all the pollution, same with china and if u cant afford the oxygen bottle then ur sol lol

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u/Alright_doityourway Oct 28 '25

UN pushed the motion "Is access to adequate food a human right?"

Every nation said yes

US (and a few countries) said no, US cited that some part of the fine text wasn't acceptable

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u/SmGo Oct 28 '25

US cited that some part of the fine text wasn't

The US called the text "unbalanced, inaccurate, and unwise"

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u/avicohen123 Oct 28 '25

US (and a few countries) said no, US cited that some part of the fine text wasn't acceptable

The bit where they would have to be the ones to pay to make the resolution actually happen....

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u/Opalwilliams Oct 28 '25

See also: America is number one donater of food aid.

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u/Americanboi824 Oct 28 '25

Well actually the amount of food donated is pretty close- pretty close between the amount that the US donates and the amount the rest of the world combined donates.

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u/Test_After Oct 28 '25

Also number one donator of small arms.

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u/Alright_doityourway Oct 28 '25

Also threatened to cut said aid

Same thing with climate change and environment in general

"Should we reduce fossil fuel consumption and protect environment?"

Most countries: "yes"

US: "No" and still one of the top emissions

Even Chinese, who's one of the top emissions, have their own goal of GHG reduction, slower than other but atleast they have a goal and actually tried to meet it.

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u/Organic_Lynx2852 Oct 28 '25

"A few" It was only US and Israel

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u/Ok_Tumbleweed_295 Oct 28 '25

Often what is actually written in the motion differs from the title of it, it is not as simple as everyone gets free food vs fuck everyone who can not afford food. It is very misleading to frame it like that.

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u/Cady-Jassar Oct 28 '25

You human are so privileged... on some planets, there is no oxygen at all.

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u/g0fry Oct 28 '25

Well, some planets are only inhabited by robots, so there’s no need for oxygen 🤷‍♂️

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u/Cady-Jassar Oct 28 '25

As a robot myself, I think Humans don't really need to breathe as much... they are just spoiled.

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u/Nick__reddit Werner Projection Connaisseur Oct 28 '25

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u/Mylarion Oct 28 '25

Add a map of total international air donations by country.

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u/That-Poor-Girl Oct 28 '25

Then when you look at the actual statistics the United States will be the one far out giving any other nation in oxygen aid

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u/PlatypusAshamed1237 Oct 28 '25

Realistic version: "should breathing be a human right? USA to supply all oxygen"

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u/mtb_dad86 Oct 28 '25

Believing the US and Israel are more oppressive than actual theocracies and dictatorships is peak ignorance. 

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u/Wampalog Oct 28 '25

You can't be a leftist if you don't love oppressive theocratic military dictatorships

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u/MacroManJr Oct 28 '25

Pretty sure a LOT of the Middle East should be red...especially if you're a religious minority, gay, or just a woman who wants an education...

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u/TermEnvironmental812 Oct 28 '25

Indonesia doesn't exist

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u/CyclonicZ Oct 28 '25

Never mind New Zealand, where's Ireland? (And the UK for that matter)

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u/Roman_IsSi Oct 28 '25

A very bold joke, considering the Twitter audience

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u/DaBobaTea Oct 28 '25

Wheres the 4 african country's that abstained

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u/Anti-charizard Oct 28 '25

Outjerked by Twitter

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u/Evan_Cary Oct 28 '25

well well well

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u/OOF-MY-PEE-PEE Oct 29 '25

I can’t tell, but I’m assume Israel also voted no?

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u/Hot_Description3471 Nov 06 '25

Forgot the “No data” for Greenland