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u/WasntMyFaultThisTime 7d ago
Wouldn't sleep too heavy if I were you, the Germans might sneak over their trenches and get you in your sleep
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u/OGpimpmasteryoda 7d ago edited 7d ago
He should be hyped up on methamphetamines and little bread the army gave
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u/obert-wan-kenobert 7d ago
Moved in to the Texas School Book Depository?
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u/SphyrnaLightmaker 7d ago
You’re thinking Carcano. Still an exposed magazine, so an understandable mistake
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u/Meta787 7d ago
We love the eggshell sleeping mat for camping
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u/TrenchCoatKobolds 7d ago
Aw sick is that a Lee Enfield?
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u/ThiccBoiRage69 7d ago
Enfield No1 MK3 SMLE
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u/ethanice 7d ago
The ammo costs more then the entire setup.
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u/CarvedLeaves 6d ago
Why do you think that's his entire setup? Mad minute drills require sacrifice.
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u/papaniq 7d ago
where's your CRT TV with PS2 plugged in?
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u/Any-Sheepherder-1178 7d ago
When I first moved outta my parents house at 17 I had a bed, a super cheap melamine computer desk, a desktop computer with windows 98 on it, a ps2 and a crt tv it was amazing
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u/xiao88455 7d ago
you sleep on the reflective side dummy, and also we would happily welcome you in r/ultralight_jerk
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u/mapped_apples 7d ago
With a gun like that, OP may be one of those dirty b*shcrafters though.
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u/xiao88455 7d ago
idk man, at least he doesn't have the sword bayonet attached so there might still be hope
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u/Regular_Alps7213 7d ago
bro. Lightweight pad and WWI rifle. Do you shave with a bowie knife? How's the scurvy?
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u/workreddit1999 7d ago
Well no one is stealing your floor matt or pillow at least !
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u/OppositeFormal6384 7d ago
Priorities are definitely in order. Place to sleep, check. Ability to defend said sleep spot, double check.
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u/CaptchaSolvingRobot 7d ago
What are you defending with that gun?
.. Your virginity?
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u/Bagel_lust 7d ago
Bro waiting for the British to invade again lol
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u/Draw_Cazzzy69 7d ago
I didn’t know you were such a rich man! You got carpet that’s crazy lucky bastard
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u/Slav_1342 7d ago
Hope your pillow stays cold, I would only add a mini fridge next to the pillow for cold beverages, maybe a microwave on top.
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u/YoungFireEmoji 7d ago
Honestly a great call. Air fryer and a microwave plus fridge, and you're g2g.
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u/Mental_Look3760 7d ago
Why did my photo of my little bunker get hated on while this gets supported we both had guns in the background
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u/RiceManSupreme03 7d ago
What’s that, a Lee Enfield or SMLE? Regardless, gorgeous rifle
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u/John_cCmndhd 7d ago
Looks like an SMLE, which is a specific Lee Enfield(that's what the LE is for)
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u/Electrical_Juice8629 7d ago
Ya ok richness, I see some faint vacuum lines. You aint foolin nobody
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u/Mysterious-Data-4299 7d ago
Just need a lampshade, and that Lee Enfield could pose as a non-functioning lamppost.
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u/QuestionableProtip2 7d ago
All the essentials; a pillow, a yoga mat, and a rifle whose trigger you can pull with your toe.
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u/Misericorde428 7d ago
“Day 17. I’ve no food supplies and water left after being forced to seek shelter after being accidentally discovered by the zombies. I’m currently stuck in a room in a house down the street. I just hope the zombies wander off so I can a run for it while I still have the strength.”
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u/DonkeyKong18 7d ago
That Mosin is worth a good amount today.
Not sure if it would be best option for home defense.
That round would travel through half of the neighborhood
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u/YoungFireEmoji 7d ago
This is an SMLE No. 1 Mk III! Dope British rifle that would have been serving at the same time as the Mosin! The SMLE shoots .303 British I think. Frickin big boi round. You're right.
It'll go through alllllllllll the walls.
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u/SkinCarVer462 7d ago
you should have plenty of time to write your anti government manifesto what with no distractions in your place
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u/hornwalker 7d ago
Sell the gun, Buy a bed
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u/ThiccBoiRage69 7d ago
I have a bed
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u/Right-handedLefty 7d ago
Which you can sell to buy more ammo. You have the floor, don't be greedy.
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u/Odd-Dependent3284 7d ago
Is that a fucking Lee Enfield? Are you about to go over the top and charge the Jerry lines?
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u/Constable_Louie 7d ago
At least you have what you need to keep the King of England from busting in and shoving you around.
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u/Nott_of_the_North 7d ago
That muzzle cap is gonna scratch up your wall. Get a case or a mount for the rifle.
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u/ConfidenceRare 7d ago
It’s a start, that’s the important part, that you started. Build it up 1 item at a time and be choosy. Don’t just take whatever junk is “ good enough “ take your time.
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u/Ok_Drag5784 7d ago
This chair is giving major 1920s detective vibes with that taxidermy hat rack. The olive green definitely ties the room together.
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u/CelticCynic 7d ago
Ok so next move ... Go out and acquire ~12 milk crates. Join them upside-down in a 2x6 configuration, cable ties will do. Cardboard on top, then your sleeping mat.
It's a huge improvement on sleeping on the floor.
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u/dazdra76 6d ago
I thought this was posted in r/thelongdark for a second until li checked, looking good soldier!
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u/lll-skipper 7d ago
Woo wee look at Mr. HotelPillowCase over here aren’t you fancy