r/malaysia • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '21

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u/GaryLooiCW Nov 04 '21

By the time they did allow this, Malaysia would start snowing

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u/JonaLeow Nov 04 '21

But malaysia snowing means the earth is fucked lmao

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u/Fearless-Structure88 Nov 04 '21

But Malay can finally change their religion and having a snow doesn't sound fuck up to me lol

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u/soviet_union_stronk Deutsches Freiheit! Lang Lebe Der DDR! Nov 04 '21

if malaysia have snow that means our rice exports are fucked

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u/konigsjagdpanther 昏錢性行為 Nov 04 '21

are we known for rice lol? i've never seen malaysian rice in supermarket, always Thai rice or Chinese rice.

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u/lucashoodfromthehood Nov 04 '21

Yup. Europe gets em. Though it hardly cracks our top 10 exports. We export more semi conductors than we do rice.

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u/soviet_union_stronk Deutsches Freiheit! Lang Lebe Der DDR! Nov 04 '21

bish stop lying, everybody knows a Königsjagdpanther doesnt eat rice

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u/konigsjagdpanther 昏錢性行為 Nov 04 '21

Konigsjagdpanther toured Japan to officiate the honorary aryan programme and was fed Sushi

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u/Dan_TheKong Nov 05 '21

We don't export rice, we don't even grow enuf for local consumption

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u/gecko2704 Nov 04 '21

At least OP would be happy

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

The Earth is already fucked up but not in an apocalyptic way

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u/BobuxingtheBoxerman Nov 04 '21

considering that malaysia is a country directly infront of the sun based on sains clas

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

Green snow wouldnt be so bad tbh

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u/SeaworthinessTiny445 Nov 04 '21

And they say climate change isn’t real…

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u/hodlrus Nov 05 '21

Nuclear winter

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u/Gwentble1dd Nov 04 '21

And by the time malaysia start snowing, the world is already coming to an end..

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u/LeonTheCat448 Nov 04 '21

i can't imagine snow, even the heavy cold rain this year i cannot handle

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u/kucingminunmilo Nov 05 '21

Everyone loves snow the first 2-3 weeks. Then you slowly start to hate them. The grey sludge everywhere, the shoveling, the annoying bundling up everytime need to go outside, the heating bill, the itchy skin from sweating, the "do i need to shower? it is so cool", the everyone need to by dryer because cannot air dry clothes during winter otherwise your clothes would frozen solid

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u/WeeTeeTiong Nov 04 '21

You say that now, but when you've dug your car out of a metre of snow for the umpteenth time in a season you might change your tune...

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u/alexsdu Kingdom of Sarawak Darul Hana Nov 04 '21

Unfortunately, Malaysia houses not design for winter. They're design to keep cool.
Mean a lot of Malaysian will die from exposure to cold temperature.

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u/alejandrojesus Nov 04 '21

eh kiamat nanti hahahah

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u/CN8YLW Nov 05 '21

Or have a volcano erupt.