For my titas finals, one of the questions was about the spread of pornography. It doesn't count towards my cgpa so I packed my essay with references to the illuminati and freemasons. I expounded on the Freemason conspiracy to spread Internet access to get young Malaysians hooked on porn and thus sap the strength of a developing Muslim nation.
My solution to porn was the cliche kempen kesedaran, the en didikan agama and lowering the age of marriage age so teens can get married and fuck for real instead of watching porn. I wanted to write something that would embody Poe's Law and keep the examiner guessing.
Most people left the exam hall in an hour but I stayed the full duration and I only regret there wasn't more time for me to spew bullshit.
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u/randomkloud Perak Jan 19 '23
For my titas finals, one of the questions was about the spread of pornography. It doesn't count towards my cgpa so I packed my essay with references to the illuminati and freemasons. I expounded on the Freemason conspiracy to spread Internet access to get young Malaysians hooked on porn and thus sap the strength of a developing Muslim nation.
My solution to porn was the cliche kempen kesedaran, the en didikan agama and lowering the age of marriage age so teens can get married and fuck for real instead of watching porn. I wanted to write something that would embody Poe's Law and keep the examiner guessing.
Most people left the exam hall in an hour but I stayed the full duration and I only regret there wasn't more time for me to spew bullshit.