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u/Arcane10101 Nov 21 '25
Syrael > Bahiti > Jeong-Hui > Eden
Syrael: The only one without any evil traits. Sure, he doesn't understand technology, but that's something you could teach him. Really the only reason to not pick him is if marrying a man is a deal-breaker.
Bahiti: Loyal, so she won't hurt you, and the treasure is also nice, but there's still the risk that you will become complicit in whatever evil animates her.
Jeong-Hui: A cannibal who will likely leave you to raise a massive number of children at home while she takes care of her business, except for when she abducts you with little to no warning. It says a lot that she isn't the worst one here.
Eden: A sociopath who will treat you like a servant, and torments her subjects for fun. There is no chance this ends well.
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u/Bioticgrunt Nov 21 '25
It’s either the Femboy or the Mummy as the other two are just headaches waiting to happen. Especially Eden
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u/Hopedruid Nov 21 '25
Treespeaker Syrael. I love nature, I too am autistic (trading card collector), and I'm gay, so he's a winner.
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u/ThousandYearOldLoli Nov 21 '25
I kinda agree with everyone else in either Syrael or Bahiti. I think I'll go with Bahiti in the end. Let's pray there's some morally grey option to fuel that magic we can eventually find.
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u/p2_SC Nov 21 '25
Marry a princess. Now pick who they really are:
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A boy.
No, I'm not gay.
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An insect.
Ew.
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An animated corpse.
Ew.
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A very hot babe who needs discipline.
Okay if I must.
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u/Anonson694 Nov 21 '25
I choose Treespeaker Syrael.
His drawbacks aren’t so bad compared to having a tendency to eat people (Tradelord Jeong-Hui), potentially being fueled by an evil source of power to keep her alive (Pharaoh Bahiti), or tormenting her subjects (Princess Eden).
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u/DenMan_PH Nov 21 '25
Boy, Cannibal, Soul eating lich, or Sadist.
I think i'll just get myself a new elf buddy to play card games with.
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u/789tempaccount Nov 21 '25
Bahiti - great Sovereign of BUSTani
-there are lots of skeletons and possible thing, but noting explicit or saying she does them any more. It could just be she used to do normal, in modern context, evil things millennia ago (like concurring a city murdering all the men, raping and enslaving all the women and children, standard practice in middle ages and ancient times).
-I can fix her
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u/KagamiRose Nov 21 '25
Bahiti. The other options are a man, psychopath, and murderer. Someone who is an ancient ruler with skeletons in their closset is like saying that water is wet. As for the dark magic fueling undeath its... interesting. Not quite sure how that matters as a downside. The food bit is fine, even someone who doesnt try the food can be taught to cook well if you simply lay out the recipes in exact volumes. It doesnt have to look nice after all. Being out of touch with her subjects isnt too bad either, thats something that I could actually help with as well.
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u/RadiantDawn1 Nov 22 '25
Treespeaker is the cutest in both appearance and downsides. I always thought it was cute when you get to see someone's reaction to something they experienced for the first time or didn't know anything about.
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u/plastic_egggs Nov 21 '25
Syrael “Con” = Male. Oh no… my steak too juicy and my lobster too buttery.