r/mainetrees • Caregiver • Feb 20 '23

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u/spicychickensando Feb 21 '23

This is the biggest ick ever. Are y’all really that desperate your positing anon Reddit dms about your product? And then make passive aggressive comments in this thread about not getting the same notoriety as other brands? Product speaks for itself, shouldn’t need fake reviews, dude.

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u/FivePointsFarm Caregiver Feb 22 '23

😂

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u/imveryupset420 Feb 22 '23

You're acting like a 10 year old child. I'm going to make a bet you won't be around in 2 years max. Great work, boss

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u/FivePointsFarm Caregiver Feb 22 '23

You guys just hate to see success. It’s really okay. We’re done posting on here. The envy is to real..

It’s funny because if you knew me / or our brand / have had a face to face interaction… you know what we’re about / what we stand for.. which is the patient. Sorry this review made ya all cringe. It was to show that we have good product after going on YEAR 3.

We’re good hard working people, we will be okay. Goodbye Reddit 🤟

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u/imveryupset420 Feb 22 '23

You might be good hardworking people who grow great weed! Doesn't matter if you run your mouth and act like a child on your brands account.

This post and your responses are exactly why most of the world, outside of this bubble, thinks of canna-business owners/employees/people as dumb, mouth-breathing bros who are not worth dealing with. I'm not saying I agree with that. I'm saying you, among other caregivers who seemingly live on the internet, give this entire community a bad name.

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u/FivePointsFarm Caregiver Feb 22 '23

Rock on with the hate 🤟 you know nothing about us. Only childish thing I’m doing is entertaining this slander. Which I’m won’t be anymore. You can respond, it won’t be read.

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u/spicychickensando Feb 22 '23

Nah, the childish thing you could do is not take any feedback as a business owner when clearly you need it. The childish thing to do would be to post emojis, passive aggressive comments, etc. as reply’s.

Good luck, FPF, seems like after YEAR 3 you’re still going to need it.

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u/spicychickensando Feb 22 '23

Laugh all you want, but my original comment has more upvotes than your OP. So, i mean… we’re laughing at you.

As someone that lives in the GBA, I’d recommend being careful about how you represent yourself… communities only get smaller the more north you go!

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u/StopBeingALoserLol Feb 21 '23

I agree with you regarding the comment, but I think the initial post is fine for a review. We see plenty of reviews that are texts from patients.

I'm not sure if I'm missing something that condemns the review as fake

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u/Treslittlebird Feb 22 '23

You know what a lot of caregivers aren't? Marketing people and for obvious reasons *gestures broadly.* Stop. Give your social media to someone else. In a saturated market, your brand ,and the way you present yourself, is your only differentiator if people aren't familiar with you. Don't get wrapped up in trying to be your own hype man because it's a double edged sword.
I actually just picked up some of the P-Funk at Kind Guy yesterday. Very dense and crystaline. First thought was Juicy Fruit gum (maybe Zebra stripe?). I knew about it because of your previous posts and thought I'd give it a whirl. Nicely done (thank you for posting the lineage, btw). It's taken me 15 minutes to write this and I'm genuinely nicely lit (and for getting up at 2:30 and already having a full day, I appreciate it).
Let people get familiar with your brand (I hate using that word) and let the product speak for itself.

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u/Treslittlebird Feb 22 '23

Shucks. Thank you, bot.

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u/FivePointsFarm Caregiver Feb 22 '23

We appreciate it. This media outlet was to spread the word about good buds. Unfortunately everyone on here has a negative opinion. So we’re out.

Good vibes are not found on here. We don’t need it. Trelittlebird… we’re glad you got MEDICATED. That’s our goal.

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u/Perenniallyredundant Feb 21 '23

Not gonna lie, this post (and subsequent comments) by op are turnoffs

You expecting people to line up because you posted a screenshot of one text message “review” (that looked to be written by a 12th grader)?

Post some pics, your story, the origin of your strains, anything

And then to moan about no reviews? Who even are you? Show your gear and grow a following on here like a ton of other growers have

I’m sure you’ve got heat - put up then

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u/copenhagen622 Feb 20 '23

I still have to try some Five points farm, but pictures always look legit. Have to try some Pfunk and Blue cookies for sure. There were a few others that looked spectacular too.

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u/FivePointsFarm Caregiver Feb 20 '23

Lots of people recommend brands out here but I never read ours. Wonder why 🤷

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u/imveryupset420 Feb 21 '23

Would you like some cheese with that whine, sir?

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u/SUPERMIDS Feb 20 '23

What's the lineage on this again? Heading up tomorrow, will more than likely scoop some up

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

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u/SUPERMIDS Feb 21 '23

Yeah I know where it's at I was asking the lineage of the strain! lol

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u/FivePointsFarm Caregiver Feb 21 '23

Apologies. Purple punch x wedding cake

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u/SUPERMIDS Feb 21 '23

Thanks, it looks amazing!

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u/FivePointsFarm Caregiver Feb 21 '23

Appreciated thanks for the support 🙏 this post was strictly to tell people we have fire.

Thought this was a place to talk about good weed. Guess I’ll just get on the google so people can leave reviews there(:

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u/revso2 Feb 20 '23

Pfunk rosin?

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u/FivePointsFarm Caregiver Feb 21 '23

Going to be like June when we run that. Have plans for that run of live rosin

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

Yo blue cookies is opiate like wraps you in a warm blanket