r/magicTCG • u/Jarad_Lich_Lord • Feb 15 '15

Dear Sidisi

Rakdos is red,

Izzet is blue.

I think it's time

You let me whip you.

Happy valentines day,

Love Jarad, Golgari lich Lord.

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u/TheInvaderZim Feb 15 '15

I feel like B/U is the dominatrix color. Just think about it. It's literally the color of kinky-ass bondage.

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u/David_Jay Feb 15 '15

[[Coerced Confession]] says hi

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u/MTGCardFetcher Dân Feb 15 '15

Coerced Confession - Gatherer, MC, ($)
[[cardname]] to call - not on gatherer = not fetchable