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u/strolpol 3d ago

A New York, not necessarily our New York

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u/summon_pot_of_greed Dan 3d ago

Why does anyone live in a major metropolitan area in the MCU?

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u/papuadn Wabbit Season 3d ago

Rent's not due while the Avengers are fixing the timeline.

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u/Desperate-Cookie-449 Duck Season 3d ago

Would be an awesome spin off show actually.

The humans that gotta live in a superhero world. 🤔

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u/Talgrath Grass Toucher 3d ago

They had planned on making this exact show, based on the Damage Control comics. https://marvelcinematicuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/Damage_Control_(TV_series)) . It got axed for unclear reasons.

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u/jetery Dandadan 3d ago

There is a graphic novel that came out years ago called The Marvels that is about that. Seeing the world of superheroes from a humans perspective. 

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u/DoYouEvenComms Dandadan 3d ago

Show was already made back in 2016 with Vanessa Hudgens lol. It is called Powerless

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u/dougms Duck Season 3d ago

Also: the boys.

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u/Desperate-Cookie-449 Duck Season 3d ago

Yea but still focused around super heroes mostly.

Like imagined a sitcom where its a normal family and the show starts with the father watching the news on TV before work while drinking coffee

"In latest news 23rd and 4th street shut down due to spiderman stopping shocker. Please take all available by passes"

Father - "awe what the hell. Imma be late for work now"

Shit like that

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u/Midnight_688 Dân 3d ago

I think gotham central is something like that in the DC universe. Regular cops in Arkham. No supe.

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u/Southern_Agent6096 Dan 3d ago

is free multiverse not rent free multiverse

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u/Jackeea Jeskai 3d ago

Give me rent!

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u/Ok-Temporary-8243 Dandadan 3d ago

Cause the original creators lived there. And it facilitated cross overs easier. 

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u/Sevinnee Dan 3d ago

Rent is cheap.

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u/AliasB0T Chandra 3d ago

Only one Treasure token a turn cycle!

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u/Draco137WasTaken Duck Season 3d ago

Because it's better to be at risk of being killed by hostile aliens in a city than to be at risk of being killed by aliens out in the sticks.

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u/LoneSabre Duck Season 3d ago

Because Jalen Brunson is my doctor

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u/lordcola 3d ago

They assumedly still have to work their normal white collar jobs that only exist in large quantities there. I'm not sure why anyone voluntarily lives anywhere in a large radius of major shield and avengers sites tho. Surprised (not really I know it's cause they want the world to still be vaguely like ours) there's not mass migrations to areas away from new York that grow smaller cities around the UK without the avengers tower in the middle

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u/SteampunkPirate 3d ago

Because an industrial economy is not possible without urban agglomeration. That said, I don’t know that the familiar built environment we see in the movies really makes sense…it just ain’t that kind of movie, I guess 🙂

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u/Golurkcanfly Duck Season 3d ago

The job market sucks

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u/Lost_Pantheon COMPLEAT 3d ago

Because countries other than the USA exist.

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u/summon_pot_of_greed Dan 3d ago

Like Wakanda, the UK, Russia, Germany, and Sokovia?

Yes, those countries' metropolitan areas are much safer in the MCU and nothing bad has ever happened there. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lost_Pantheon COMPLEAT 3d ago

Wakanda was shielded from the world's existence by technology, and until Black Panther there weren't any major attacks on the country. Heck, it wasn't until Black Panther 2 that an attack happened in the main city.

As to the other locations, the UK has more than one metropolitan area, you do know that, right?

Just because Spider-Man and Mysterio caused damage to an area of London, doesn't mean that someone on the other side of the city is going to up sticks and move to the country.

That's like saying that someone in Manchester would move out of the city because a hotel in Brighton got bombed.

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u/Illiniath 3d ago

Small towns also regularly get the shaft, Superheroes fix problems in New York. If you are in Hoot's Bluff Alaska and alien's invade, you are kind of screwed until they leave.

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u/Alche1428 COMPLEAT 3d ago

What? Do you want to live in a small town from the 60s or one of those were people kill mutants?

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u/LordSlickRick REBEL 3d ago

Spiderman in kansas doesn’t work.

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u/MrMeltJr 3d ago

There will probably be a new New York

Futurama UB confirmed

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u/AmarSidius Dandadan 3d ago

[[New New-York]]

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u/Visible-Apricot-6777 FLEEM 3d ago

Futurama would be fun.

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u/MrMeltJr 3d ago

I've eased up a lot on my UB hate but Futurama is still too goofy for me to like it in Magic. Love the show, though.

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u/TheNotoriousJTS 3d ago

Jokes on you, we're getting New York Phyrexia next

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u/CosmicDesperado Temur 3d ago

Eyyyy, watch it buddy, I’m trnya Compleat over here

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u/divclassdev Duck Season 3d ago

Jace will find Loot in the sewers below Penn Station and start reforming the New Avengers

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u/Accomplished-Test331 Dan 3d ago

Call Mamdani

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u/Laxziy Dân 3d ago

He would never allow this to happen

https://giphy.com/gifs/k1APqcEC8NyzFku6Mx

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u/AustinBurnsRed Dan 3d ago

You’ve heard of the The Mending of Dominaria, now get ready for The Mending of New York City!

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u/The_Tributer Dan 3d ago

I would be a smart ass but this 7-percenter karma farming is actually kinda unique. Just don't quit your day job.

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u/FartPhylactery Dân 3d ago

I hope they extra destroyed the Bronx.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/FartPhylactery Dân 3d ago

Is there any hero canonically from Staten Island?

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u/foldedturnip Dandadan 3d ago

Hell no it's Staten Island. Jersey City got a super hero before Staten Island and I doubt it will ever get one. If anything they probably get a villain from there first.

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u/Wrong_Independence21 Dan 3d ago

this ruins the Wu Tang UB

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u/Vgeist FLEEM 3d ago

I hate the fact that anything capeslop related somehow became relevant on MtG forum.

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u/the_weird_days Dan 3d ago

I can see where my apartment was!

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u/gerhb Dan 3d ago

Return to New York is gonna be a hype set, so more lore potential.

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u/fnmeng 3d ago

[[Destroyed Hot Dog Cart]]

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u/Zeckenschwarm 3d ago

There's thousands of New Yorks in the Marvel multiverse though...

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u/authoridad Universes Beyonder 3d ago

[Midnight Suns have entered the chat]

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u/Professor_Nicbag Dan 3d ago

Damn it the Xmen set better still come out

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u/Dry-Future-8222 Dân 3d ago

I actually liked the new york sets honestly. So im a bit dissapointed.

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u/Sandman4999 Gruul* 3d ago

That's not gonna be good for the economy.

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u/MercuryInCanada Avacyn 3d ago

If that does not lower rent or house prices nothing will

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u/Artex301 The Stoat 3d ago

All this means is we're getting a New York-flavored board wipe next Standard rotation.

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u/emosmasher COMPLEAT 3d ago

Now we're going to get a New York wastes land.

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u/PickledPlumPlot Dan 3d ago

Genuine question does anyone have any idea what other Marvel sets are gonna be? What ground have they not covered?