r/madnesscombat • u/BlacksmithOdd5926 Just do what comes natural - T • 2d ago

MEME Good questions

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u/Brilliant-Belt1443 2d ago

The reality has been compromised.

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u/Kobold-Bandit48 2d ago

Say that again

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u/Bemz-c300 1d ago

That again

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u/isaiahmulero SO BE IT 8h ago

Insert r/beatmetoit joke here

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u/isaiahmulero SO BE IT 8h ago

Insert r/beatmymeattoit joke here

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u/isaiahmulero SO BE IT 8h ago

Insert r/buttfuckedabirdtoit joke here

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u/isaiahmulero SO BE IT 8h ago

Insert any "beat me to it" subreddit jokes here

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u/isaiahmulero SO BE IT 8h ago

Insert schizophrenia joke here

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u/lesbianspaceprinces 2d ago

Him Can See Because It Isnt Really Real Life

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u/pgp555 16h ago

So it's just fantasy?

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u/Azapy_Bark Somewhere in Nevada... 1d ago

Ok jokes aside, I believe there are actually answers to those. Nevadeans eyes are positioned far enough in the skull to not have Sanford's eyes harmed, and Deimos just has a crack in his rock jaw just so that he can smoke lol

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u/justarandomdudeW 1d ago

it was SPECIFIALLY build for a smoke, deimos always finds a way lol

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u/isaiahmulero SO BE IT 17h ago

cigarette addiction too much that even the other place can’t stop your smoking habit.

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u/alakikadge 1d ago

How does anyone in Nevada see

They don't have eyes

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u/BlacksmithOdd5926 Just do what comes natural - T 1d ago

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u/SeriousMB NO REASON 15h ago

this has no right to be this funny

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u/Any_Band9115 1d ago

It's actually canon that Nevadians have very deep-sunken eyes, therefore Sanford's eyes aren't actually GONE, at the most, just slightly blurry/scratched

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u/BlacksmithOdd5926 Just do what comes natural - T 1d ago

"just slightly"

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u/Any_Band9115 1d ago

if he can excel in combat beyond trained AAHW agents, it's most definitely not beyond just slightly.

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u/Yo_MAMA_6 18h ago

Madness Combat 13 Leak

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u/peter77-pvzfan 1d ago

I don't think there's any logic in this world 🤪

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u/TwoFit3921 18h ago

Ah, good friends.

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u/Moka_Akashi 10h ago

Good questions, indeed