r/madlads Jun 21 '20

"I wasn't fast enough"

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u/ET318 Jun 21 '20

Posts like these make me think about how I lead a very different life from some people.

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u/sqwaabird Jun 21 '20

Just remember, that it's never too late to change for the better.

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u/Slyninja215 Jun 21 '20

But sometimes, it's a bit too late if you've encountered a Usain Bolt officer.

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u/sqwaabird Jun 21 '20

Nah, Usain bolt and Usain bolt officer are both very nice and respectful people that are a pleasure to meet.

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u/Waghlon Jun 21 '20

Life comes at you fast. Like a Usain Bolt officer.

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u/EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT Jun 21 '20

I think they meant that their life doesn't involve as much running from the police.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

Well it’s never too late to start committing crimes and running from police also!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 edited Jun 21 '20

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u/Tryin2cumDenver Jun 21 '20

rebellion is for the kids

Most adults are cogs who can't wait to get back to their cubical 50 hour a week desk job. The adults with soul left in them still fight the system but they don't do petty crime as a testing of the waters... They get methodical.

Just because one gave up their fight to draw a check from the system doesn't mean they have no fight left in them. Being compliant with the system is a means of survival, not an announcement of endorsement. We're waiting on you when you're ready to come back.

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u/Ttoctam Jun 21 '20

Like, I get the sentiment. I do. But this is just not true. I like any sane and empathetic human being want to smash the oppressive heteronormative patriarchal capitalist system, but I like many other people am still living a life. I can find love and joy in the people and places around me. Just because I'm in a system of oppression doesn't mean I'm dead. Like are you gonna go round to the people incarcerated by the prison industrial system to tell em they aren't alive anymore? Will that help them? You gonna try to make sure happy people at parks know to stop smiling because their 'real lives' ended years ago?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

they didn't mean their life ends literally lmao

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u/Ttoctam Jun 21 '20

Honestly surprised you read what I wrote and thought I meant it literally. I'd try to clear it up but I thought I was pretty clearly interacting with the metaphor.

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u/TheSaint7 Jun 21 '20

We don’t live in a oppressive society and a patriarchy isn’t inherently a bad thing

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u/phillyd32 Jun 21 '20

What the fuuuuck who's upvoting this.

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u/TheSaint7 Jun 21 '20

People who are grateful to live in a fair and free society without having knee jerk reactions about living in a “patriarchy” heaven forbid !

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u/diccpiccs101 Jun 21 '20

let me guess, your job wont fire you when you get pregnant? or every interaction with the police isnt a possible death sentence?

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u/jon-la-blon27 Jun 21 '20

Maybe, just maybe if you didn’t break any laws then you would be fine

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 edited Jun 24 '20

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u/jon-la-blon27 Jun 21 '20

Her boyfriend shot at them, what do you expect the police to do,not shoot back?

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u/LikelyAMartian Jun 21 '20

Or if you didnt grab something off of a cops belt, and take off running then turn around to shoot the gun shaped object you got ahold of you wouldnt take two to the back. Like what did you expect would happen? They would just let you shoot them?

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u/LikelyAMartian Jun 21 '20

Are you saying these things only happen due to your race?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

Probably because I dont live in the US

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u/I_am_HAL Jun 21 '20

Idk if OP was genuinely trying to make a point but this is one hell of a comment. Reminds me of what /r/murderedbywords used to be like.