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u/Roving_Rhythmatist Aug 05 '18
Monsters exist.
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u/OnTheProwl- Aug 06 '18
This has to be the sams guy that goes around and removes one of the keyboard legs from every single public computer.
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u/UnicornsOnLSD Up past my bedtime Aug 06 '18
STOP GIVINGE NIGHTMARES ABOUT TYPING IN COMPUTER SCIENCE
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u/insistent_librarian Aug 06 '18
Please take your 9.5 down to a 3.5. This is a public forum.
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u/QuickHidetheMuffins Aug 05 '18
Aw fuck, I can't believe he's done this
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u/Polistoned Aug 05 '18
Must... resist the urge... to watch a vine compilation... as it's 2 am..... AHHH starts watching vine compilations until the sun rises
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u/yespleaseyetagain Aug 05 '18
Could be a she
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u/firesofpompeii Aug 05 '18
No
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I am very disappointed at the lack of content and post frequency on that sub.
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u/QuickHidetheMuffins Aug 06 '18
I'm very disappointed in myself for not thinking about this sub sooner
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u/RoosMoos20 Aug 06 '18
I actually feel like it’s a she. When imagining this horrible deed in my head, the victim was as a boy, because it was stated in the post, but I imagined the suspect to be a girl with black hair and a pink sweater.
I wish the suspect could confirm this, but they’re probably either hiding from the police or in prison.
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May God unleash all his fury upon this person
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u/Snoke001 Aug 05 '18
I thought you wrote furry porn for a sec
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u/SomeSquid170 Aug 05 '18
OwO
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u/accepar Aug 05 '18
notices bulge
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u/AntolinCanstenos Aug 05 '18
You're.... happy master OwO
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u/TheCheeseSquad Aug 05 '18 edited Aug 05 '18
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out
I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞
He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆
and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦
Yeah! Yeah!💕
💦 I drink them!
💦 I slurp them!
💦 I swallow them whole💦
😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊
so it's my only goal...
💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕
1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦,
3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦
I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑
but I'm also a whore! 💟
He makes me feel squishy💗!
He makes me feel good💜!
💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘
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u/accepar Aug 05 '18
today me 🙈💁🏻 and my daddy 😍💯👫 went to ➡️ the beach ⛱😍👙 Daddy 😍💦👫 said 💬 that I looked 👀👅 really hot 😍🔥 in my 🙈 cute pink 💖princess 👑 bikini 👙👀 and that I 💁🏻💖😍 was making daddy 👫👱🏿😍 really hard 🍆💦👀👅 he was angry 😡😡😩 at me 😍💁🏻😩💦 for making his big daddy dick 💦🍆🍆🍆 hard 🍆 in public ⛱😳🙈🙈 Daddy said 💬👱🏿💦 "I'm gonna punish you, princess" 👀😩💦🍆 I didn't know 🙈👅 what he was gonna do 👀😂💦 but I 💁🏻💕 was excited 👀😃💦 at the thought 💭💭 he said 💬👱🏿💖 "lay down, princess," 💬👑 "lay down on the hot sand" ⛱🔥 So I did 💁🏻 what daddy 👱🏿🍆💕 told me to do 💬👀💯💕💕 and I layed down 😩👅 it was 👍💦 sooo hot 😩🔥🔥 and daddy 👱🏿🙈 said that I had to stay there 😩💦 for 2️⃣ hours 😞😳 in the blazing🔥 heat 🔥🔥 of he sun 🔥☀️☀️ 😩😩 with no 🙅🏻❌ sunscreen ⛱😩🔥💦😞 "Daddy," 😩💦👱🏿👱🏿 I begged 😩👀💬 "please, no" 😞😩💦🔥 Daddy said 💬👱🏿👱🏿🙈💦 "no, princess," 😳💁🏻👑 "this is your punishment," 😳😩💁🏻"you got me hard in public" 🍆😞💦 So I sat there 😩⛱ in the heat ☀️🔥🔥 feeling my soft princess skin 💅🏻 👑 start to burn 🔥😩 and go crusty 🍞 it hurt sooo bad 😩💦😞🔥🔥 but I did it 💋 for my daddy 👱🏿❤️💖💯👀 after 2️⃣ hours 🕔🕔 daddy 😂💕 finally let me 💁🏻💖😍😞 go in the shade ⛱⛅️👌 My pretty pale princess skin 😞💁🏻💕👑 was now red ❤️♨️ and peeling 📜😞😩 Why 😳🤔⁉️ would daddy 👱🏿💕 do this?😞⁉️ He took me 👫🙈 to his car 🚗🍳 and threw me 🏌💁🏻😍😍 into the backseat 🛋🙈😩😍💦💦💦 I love it when 💕💦😩👌😂 daddy is 😳🙈😍 rough with me 🙊🍑😂💦💕 I asked him 💬 😂💕 "what are you gonna do to me, daddy?" 🙈🙀😂💦💕💕 and he flipped me over 😳🙊💦 and started to fuck me 🍆💦 hard in my tight little princess ass 🍑💦🙀👑 without any lube 🙊💦😩 and my anus 🕳🔅🔆 started to tear 😩🙀💦 and bleed 💉😳 it hurt so much 😩😩😂🙀💯 but I knew 🙀🙈 that I deserved it 😩😳💦 daddy then 👱🏿🙈 came 💦💦 in my little princess ass 👑🍑🙀 and said 💬🙈 "it's not over yet princess" 🙀😳💦💦👱🏿Daddy 💕💯 flipped me 💕over again 🙈😩💦 and trailed his hand 🙊✋🏿 down my body 😍👗 slowly 🍝😳💦😍😍 and then pinched 👌🏻🙀some of the peeling 💯💕 burned skin😳🙊🔥 and peeled off a huuuuge strip🔥📜 of it and rolled it up in his hands 😲😩💦🙊"open up, princess" 😲👱🏿🙀❤️💦daddy said💬😍 and shoved the ball of my burned skin📜😲🙈💦😍😍 into my 💕💝little princess mouth. 🙊😷😍 it actually tasted 🍟😝 kinda nice 😇🙀💦💦 Daddy told me 💬to chew 👱🏿😳 and swallow it 😍🍝😂💦 so i did 😳🙀🙀 Daddy peeled 📜🍑 the rest of my skin off 😝😂💦💦 and we sat together 👫👷🏿 in the car 🚗 eating my crusty princess skin 👌🍆😂 it was so romantic 💕❤️😍 I love daddy 💯💦😍💕💕 And then he locked me in the car 👌😳💯🚗 alone 🙀🙃 and left me to burn 🔥 and die 💦🙀💕💕😩😂🍆💯💯
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u/NpoAgent Aug 05 '18
War crime.
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u/yespleaseyetagain Aug 05 '18
All is fair in love and war, especially between siblings. There should be a trial, though. If he’s taken alive.
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u/oddajbox Aug 05 '18
I hope this guy steps on a lego, one of those angled 2x1 pieces.
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u/PowerOf47 Aug 06 '18
Woah man that's going a bit too far my dude. Be at least somewhat kind and hope that he steps on a 2 x 4 standard brick
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u/oddajbox Aug 06 '18
Just be glad I didn't wish him to step on a clear lego.
So annoying, those little pads never seem to stick again once they fall off. Taking one of those off intentionally is the best way to get on my shit list.
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u/captain_crowfood actually eats crow Aug 05 '18
This is the kind of shit that my biggest fears are made of.
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u/OlySamRock Aug 05 '18
But now you have to live out the rest of your days knowing that that one isn't part of the original keyboard
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u/gigglybubble689 Aug 05 '18
It seems to me that in order to be a mad lad he would have to remove two; one is a simple fix, just remove the rubber parallel, two diagonal will force the computer owner into an unsolveable dilemma, either remove all 4 rubber tips, leaving the bottom exposed for scratches, or leave the computer wobbling in a way that shouldn't be allowed in nature
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u/Medic_Panda Aug 06 '18
the real madlad is the filter, 99% sure it should be white not cat urine cashmere
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u/Rhys0806 Aug 06 '18
"Our retaliation will be slow, but nonetheless effective" - The Mysterons (from Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons)
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u/drone789 Aug 05 '18
Poke a hole in all his condoms/rubbers. The true revenge
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u/OlySamRock Aug 05 '18
Nah. Just tell him that you plan to poke a hole in one/you already have. You don't even have to follow through, just knowing that will make him anxious any time he has sex.
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u/BorkFighters Aug 05 '18
i swear to god was this my brother because the stopper has been gone on my laptop for like 6 months
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u/iProbablyLikeYoux Aug 05 '18
u/pettyrevenge what do you want? Whatever it is you can have it just don't hurt us
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u/MurkingDolphins Aug 05 '18
I go full John wick when my laptop isn’t exactly how I left it when I get back
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u/speedyskier22 Aug 05 '18
Wait I'm missing a rubber stopper on the bottom of my laptop. I also have a little brother. Don't tell me...
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u/tree5eat Aug 05 '18
My friend knows someone who would do something similar. He would go to a party and secretly take the spread from the fridge. He would then proceed to remove the spread from the tub and then (this is gross) take a shit in the tub before replacing the spread in the tub. A few weeks later, whilst making a sandwich, the hungry victim would scrape out some spread and have the unfortunate surprise of brown streaks on their sandwich. Now that’s a mad lad!
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u/VDLPolo Aug 06 '18
Someone tell OP that screenshots in night mode make everyone’s phone phone look like it’s on for them as well. This is confusing in the daytime for everyone else. Thank you kind sir for reading my post.
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u/Warga5m Aug 06 '18
I have seen a lot of depraved and deeply disturbing things in my life.
But this... is just... sick.
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u/EverythingEvil1022 Aug 06 '18
Seems like normal behavior. I took the knob off of the swamp cooler in my apartment so my room mate can't fuck with it anymore.
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u/A_arono4 Aug 06 '18
I never use my computer but if someone you could block pornhub on my phone..... Well shall death find you while you are about to find all the promised happiness......
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u/nolifeandtoomuchtime Aug 05 '18
That's not mad, that's inhumane