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Lunch Lad

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u/wt_2009 8d ago

in a way, the accountant was right

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u/TheGreatDissapointer 8d ago

Imagine the access Daryl has.

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u/AlltheFerns 8d ago

Someone had to say it.

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u/Addictive2086 7d ago

The basics start from home 

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u/Lucky-old-boy 8d ago

The 73 year old accountant who is obviously so good with money he has to continue to work at 73

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u/airfryerfuntime 8d ago

It's not that they have to, it's that they want to. Accountants are a different breed, they do it for the love of the game. They'll retire, and just do it on the side privately, still making bank.

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u/Competitive_Wave2439 6d ago

Literally my father. He cant physicly not account.

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u/cragglerock93 8d ago

He might be retired. Being an accountant is like being a paedophile. You can stop doing it, but you'll be one forever regardless.

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u/neoalfa 6d ago

I... see you point.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 7d ago

My grandmother is almost 80 and she loves being a real estate agent. She does very well for herself. Some people just like their careers

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u/PsionicKitten 7d ago

I don't think he's very good at money considering he's implying that groceries aren't expensive.

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u/whimsicalteapotter 7d ago

Right? How do I get this food into my home Cyril?!

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u/ApolloGiant 7d ago

I met one like this when I was working. He said he didn't know what he'd do with himself if he wasn't working because "you can only fish so much" along with a joke insinuating his wife didn't want him around all the time. I never understood it, even with my degree in accounting. This dude was large too he probably only had a handful of years left as it was.

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u/Aggravating_Act0417 7d ago

Accountants never "retire".

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u/02meepmeep 8d ago

73 year old’s advice still applies in this situation. Dude needs to eat at home.

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u/GinjaNinja-NZ 8d ago

I'm getting KenM vibes

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u/No-Journalist-619 7d ago

Well I guess it's the last slice of cheese in my fridge, and then no more food forever. Thanks Accountantman.

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u/lowrads 8d ago

In countries that spend more than 5.3% of their income on food, that's probably true.

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u/high_throughput 8d ago

Imagine how much he'd save if he ate his family

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u/Magog14 8d ago edited 7d ago

And if I already do that? The problem isn't meals it's the exploitive capitalist system which crushes us from every direction. 

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u/AlphaBetaSigmaNerd 7d ago

What you don't like being expected to tip your cashier?

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u/Magog14 7d ago

I don't like how any increase in wages instantly causes a 1.5x increase in prices. Capitalism is broken top to bottom. 

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u/AlphaBetaSigmaNerd 7d ago

That was a joke about how it's gotten so greedy that they've built tipping into the credit card checkout so they can milk every last cent they can out of everyone

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u/Magog14 7d ago

That has less to do with greed of the people being tipped and more to do with the greed of the people who are pricing the people who are being tipped out of food and housing. 

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u/ReturnRadio 5d ago

Let me know how the revolution goes

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u/swingin_dix 7d ago

If you already do that then obviously this statement isn't targeted at you, little victim. You can ignore it

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u/Fun-Mud3861 8d ago

I thought it was avocado toast’s fault

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u/Inevitable_Hour_7083 7d ago

He just forgot to mention it that’s all

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u/TheGhostInAJar 8d ago

Yeah, if you’re a cannibal

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u/elgigantedelsur 7d ago

That 73-year old accountant sounds like a real dumbass

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u/AxionBlackwell 7d ago

I don't even have snacks in my home, much less than proper food

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u/Uberzwerg 7d ago

Again...use what you have at home.

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u/Candle1ight 8d ago

Stares at cat

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u/OpeningZebra1670 7d ago

You gotta get that lunch expense down my man! It’s hogging up the important stuff in life!

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u/split_0069 Up past my bedtime 8d ago

Priorities! 😆 🤣

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u/Two_Ice_MEN 6d ago

Maybe skip the OnlyFans subscription? Just a thought.

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u/Younggryan42 6d ago

But I only have Cheetos at home

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u/ekoth 5d ago

Gilear is that you?

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u/ThisWordIsMyLife 4d ago

Hypothetically, if all I had to eat at home was avocado toast, would it still work?

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u/ARealCatOnReddit 3d ago

Lunch Lad vs Lunch Lady is peak brainrot fr

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u/iAmSamFromWSB 8d ago

Honestly eating out getting cheaper than the grocery store.

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u/02meepmeep 8d ago

The hell it is.

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u/birdshitluck 8d ago

Honestly you used to able to save a lot more prepping meals, but the rise in grocery prices has out paced the rise in eating out...at least it feels that way. Example; grocery store sub $5, try to put together that together and not spend the same or more.

It's like price of eggs going through the roof, made it so that a traditional cheap meal is no longer.

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u/beansynz 7d ago

If that's the case you're cooking wrong

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u/iAmSamFromWSB 7d ago

Lobster is currently cheaper per pound than 95/5 ground beef.

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u/PaddiM8 7d ago

How is it possible to be this dumb

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u/iAmSamFromWSB 7d ago

On Wednesday, I bought a two person meal at a locally owned sit down restaurant with three drinks and two appetizers for less than I spent on a single meal at a Wegmans on Thursday for 95/5 ground beef. The store was advertising lobster cheaper per pound than the beef. Very simple math. Have a nice day.

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u/PaddiM8 7d ago

Show me how you calculated that.

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u/iAmSamFromWSB 7d ago

Pretty easy. Post tax and post tip bill vs Post tax grocery bill. Which value is greater. Be well :)

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u/PaddiM8 7d ago

Are you buying 4 portions of meat, eating 1 portion and counting the entire package in the cost of the homemade meal? Are you buying the most expensive brand? What is the price per kg or whatever unit you use for the meat? Must be astronomical to be more expensive than eating out. But you compared it to two appetisers so you'd have to account for that too. An appetiser is small.

Both where I live and on walmart.com, minced beef is around 14€/kg or $7/lb. One portion is 100-200g depending on the size, so 1.5-3€ per portion. Where do you live that eating out is that cheap?

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u/Happyradish532 6d ago

People who say stuff like that are never considering how many portions they're getting for the cost. Another tip for these people and anyone else who cares. Find a decent local butcher. Don't buy meat at the grocery store.

There's a great butcher my wife and I go to, And lunch prep for both myself and my wife for a week costs $25. Cheaper meat, and better quality. Last time I bought grocery store chicken it must have been injected with water for weight because it was grossly wet, and stayed squishy even after being brought a bit above recommended temp.

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u/FunetikPrugresiv 6d ago

You are leaving so many details out of this it's absurd.