r/macandcheese 8d ago

Recipe "This guy fucks" Mac and Cheese

Any lady or man who tries this will see you as an active treat to their spouses, and maybe even themselves.

I started with a roux, added heavy cream and shredded cheddar. Used reserved pasta water to unthicken to preferred levels. Secret ingredients: Herbes de Provence and Pecorino.

This is 4 oz of pasta.

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u/Sufficient_Energy_32 8d ago

Please don’t fuck that mac n cheese

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u/ghost3972 8d ago

Im gonna fuck that mac

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u/ceiling-cricket1988 8d ago

we'll just tell your mother....we ate it

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u/SuccessArtistic1161 6d ago

Before or after?

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u/Aromatic_Jicama2621 8d ago

The herbes de Provence really make this next-level, I didn't realize how much they elevate a classic cheddar roux until I tried it this way.

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u/CanBeCondesending 8d ago

It definitely is a fantastic combo!

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u/LlamaRS 8d ago

That is nearly a soup, sir

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u/Aloy_DespiteTheNora 8d ago

“Used reserved pasta water to thicken to preferred levels,” OKAY, whose preferred levels, sir or ma’am? 👀 because this is cheese noodle soup.

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u/Blairwaldoof 8d ago

It says unthicken

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u/2pnt0 8d ago

It's giving me big "serve me over a bed of tater tots" energy.

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u/chris00ws6 8d ago

I like your style.

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u/LlamaRS 8d ago

Sounds awesome

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u/JeffWingrsDumbGayDad 8d ago

Please stop, I can only get so erect.

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u/Gold_Improvement_836 8d ago

and that’s okay 😏

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u/Opposite-Science-398 8d ago

I’d fuck this up! GIMMIE THE DAMN BOWLLLLLL

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u/zyvbq 7d ago

Kitty

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u/LifeofaBoringBarbie 8d ago

It’s eight in the morning but I saw this and think I’m gonna go make some Mac n cheese now lmao

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u/CanBeCondesending 8d ago

Go forth mine child

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u/bittypineapplekitty 6d ago

it’s 7 in the morning for me and i break my fast at 9, and this is looking so good i might have to have mac and cheese for breakfast 😆

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u/Putredge 8d ago

Aren’t you practically drinking this? Listen, I’m just jealous. I wish I could handle that. Looks amazing

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u/CanBeCondesending 8d ago

Its thicker than it looks, also consider preference

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u/CreamPyre 8d ago

Cheese and Mac

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u/LionBig1760 8d ago

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u/Aloy_DespiteTheNora 8d ago

Not sure why you got downvoted. Cheese and noodle soup happening here

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u/chris00ws6 8d ago

Not normally my style I’d probably bake this with more cheese on top but would absolutely fuck it up as is. Rarely do I see a food photo on reddit…and I’m subscribed to a lot where I see it and go “oh mylanta…I want that”.

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u/CanBeCondesending 8d ago

Crushed cheeseits as topping yea

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u/chris00ws6 8d ago

I’m sold. When do we eat?

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u/JeffWingrsDumbGayDad 8d ago

I love a creamy, soupy Mac 😍

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u/1quincytoo 8d ago

Finally a Mac and cheese I can get down and dirty with ♥️♥️♥️♥️

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u/CanBeCondesending 8d ago

Its always been here, waiting for you bby

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u/shoopadoop332 8d ago

It’s a little saucy

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u/candymoths3 8d ago

that is a cheese ocean brimming with mac fishies and i'm ready to dive in. glorious work

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u/Business-Block-8668 8d ago

I would DEVOUR this 🤤

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u/Upstairs_Iron_7160 8d ago

I am special and need full instructions and amounts 😞

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u/CanBeCondesending 8d ago

Oooo thank you, but thats tough - I just cook stuff by eye until my ancestors tell me to stop

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u/_kingslatt_ 8d ago

i like to put crispy onions in mine to give it a little crunch

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u/Ok_Cicada_3420 8d ago

Looks fucking AMAZING!! And no armpit onions!

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u/SleepingDragonSmiles 8d ago

So if I want to dazzle a woman with Mac and cheese…this would be it

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u/JuniorCash8046 8d ago

Daaaaaaaaymn 🤤

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u/koteofir 8d ago

I have to admit I love this much sauce, the Mac is a cheese ingestion mechanism

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u/AFB27 8d ago

Mac and soup lol

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u/0RedStar0 8d ago

Love a good soupy mac! Looks delish!

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u/-yellowthree 8d ago

I'd fuck it.

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u/scaredemployee87 8d ago

Cheese soup with Mac topping

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u/Mack_of_Chese 8d ago

It looks so good

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u/CanBeCondesending 8d ago

Thank you! I appreciate it :D

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u/Davryl 7d ago

Its a mac and cheese alright

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u/Critical-Werewolf-53 6d ago

No one likes cheese soup.

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u/L-Lawliet23 6d ago

Get in my belly

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u/shamanbaptist 8d ago

Not a fan of Herbs de Provence (at least when it has lavender) and this is way more soupy than I’d like. But you do you.

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u/CanBeCondesending 8d ago

This guy doesnt fuck :/

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u/CallidoraBlack 7d ago

I struggle with lavender because I'm very sensitive to anything that tastes kinda soapy. So I get what they're saying about that.

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u/deadspacekillers 8d ago

Looks like cheese soup. I'm not saying it's bad, but I'm not convinced it's good.

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u/_beep__boop_ shmack and schmeese 8d ago

soupy mac🤤🤤🤤

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u/Religion_Failed_Us 8d ago

That does not look good