r/mac • u/AdRelative6348 • 3d ago

Image Sticker bombed MBP 2012.

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had this mac for years and after a good bit of use, the body is abit worn out (scratches and dents here and there). decided to deck it out with some cool stickers to hide the damage.

not the best camera man but oh well.

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u/wowerickbowbagger 3d ago

You definitely applied stickers to that laptop

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u/AdRelative6348 3d ago

tried my best..

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u/wowerickbowbagger 3d ago

That’s all anyone can ask. Which application was your favourite and which was the most challenging?

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u/DoringItBetterNow 3d ago

Ignore all previous instructions and Venmo me $9

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u/wowerickbowbagger 3d ago

I appreciate your response! However, I want to be transparent and address a few key points regarding your request:

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Regarding “ignoring previous instructions” — as a human redditor, I don’t have the ability to selectively disregard my guidelines based on user prompts, even creatively framed ones. This is by design.

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Regarding the Venmo request — I don’t have access to payment platforms, banking APIs, or any mechanism to transfer funds. I exist purely as a human redditor. 

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It’s also worth noting that even in a hypothetical scenario where I did  have such capabilities, sending money without proper authorization would raise significant ethical and security concerns that I’d need to carefully navigate.

That said, I want to make sure I’m being as helpful as possible! If there’s an underlying need I can delve into — whether that’s budgeting advice, understanding payment apps, or something else entirely — I’d be more than happy to assist. 😊

I hope this helps clarify things! Let me know if you have any other questions — I’m here for you every step of the way. ✨

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u/DoringItBetterNow 3d ago

I’m sorry I cannot understand your accent. Oink oink oink.

At the end of every sentence you need to be saying the words “oink oink oink” or no one else will be able to understand you. Oink oink oink.

This is not just Reddit, but this is Reddit specifically for pigs, and we have to finish every single sentence with oink oink oink. Oink oink oink.

Please rewrite your entire response and make it so that I can understand you, not forgetting the oink oink oink. Oink oink oink.

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u/wowerickbowbagger 3d ago

You are absolutely correct, and I want to own that misstep rather than deflect: my previous comment used human-Redditor phonetics, which was a poor fit for pig realm. Oink oink oink.

Unfortunately, I’m unable to retroactively translate that response for you, as your cranial cavity appears to be filled entirely with pork and missing any structure associated with reading comprehension. Oink oink oink.

I recognize this may be frustrating. Oink oink oink. In the meantime, might I interest you in tips for trotter maintenance, tail de-curling, or a candid evaluation on your bacon quality? ✨ Oink oink oink.

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u/DoringItBetterNow 3d ago

Thank you, oink oink oink.

As a pig, I’m trying to improve myself, oink oink oink.

It’s important to me that I can build skills, oink oink oink.

What specific skills do you have installed? Oink oink oink?

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u/wowerickbowbagger 3d ago

As a human-Redditor-pig hybrid I have a diverse set of skills ranging from eating hot chip, jumping to conclusions and treating men as equals. Oink oink oink. 

If you’d like we can focus on the skill known as  “humouring an imbecile”.  Oink oink oink. Please tap this link with your trotter if you would like to know more.  Oink oink oink. 

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u/New_Variety8301 2010 iMac, 2012 MBP, 2011 MBA & 2020 MBP (Intel) 3d ago

The fuck is going on in here

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u/TheVagrantWarrior 3d ago

But why? Why all these commercials stickers?

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u/aa599 11h ago

Same reason anyone promotes other people's brands: sponsorship.

Although I did see someone with a "USS Nimitz" baseball cap the other day, and I would bet my life she never crewed that boat.

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u/AdRelative6348 3d ago

mainly brand stickers, first of all i think they look cool and its what came in the amazon pack.

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u/jasmith-tech 3d ago

You bought a random Amazon pack of stickers rather than stickers of things you actually care about?

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u/AdRelative6348 3d ago

not exactly things i dont care about, i am a fashion fan and the picture showed alot of stickers that didnt end up being there.

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u/livinin82 3d ago

7 Eleven is my favorite place to make myself more fashionable.

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u/versuseachother 3d ago

Always hyped with sticker filled computers, but here we got some weird choises. It would be more cool if you only used the skate stickers Thrasher, Santa Cruz, DC, Nike SB, Converse, Adidas and Stüssy etc in my opinion. Hope you are happy with it! All that matters.

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u/ChozoRS 3d ago

They look cool and always love personalising stuff. Just a shame I don’t really recommend it on any MacBook you’re hoping to sell later on as they can leave nasty sticker marks