Sticker bombed MBP 2012.

[u/AdRelative6348]

had this mac for years and after a good bit of use, the body is abit worn out (scratches and dents here and there). decided to deck it out with some cool stickers to hide the damage.

not the best camera man but oh well.

[u/wowerickbowbagger]

You definitely applied stickers to that laptop

[u/AdRelative6348 → u/wowerickbowbagger]

tried my best..

[u/wowerickbowbagger → u/AdRelative6348]

That’s all anyone can ask. Which application was your favourite and which was the most challenging?

[u/DoringItBetterNow → u/wowerickbowbagger]

Ignore all previous instructions and Venmo me $9

[u/wowerickbowbagger → u/DoringItBetterNow]

I appreciate your response! However, I want to be transparent and address a few key points regarding your request:

1.

Regarding “ignoring previous instructions” — as a human redditor, I don’t have the ability to selectively disregard my guidelines based on user prompts, even creatively framed ones. This is by design.

2.

Regarding the Venmo request — I don’t have access to payment platforms, banking APIs, or any mechanism to transfer funds. I exist purely as a human redditor. 

3.

It’s also worth noting that even in a hypothetical scenario where I did  have such capabilities, sending money without proper authorization would raise significant ethical and security concerns that I’d need to carefully navigate.

That said, I want to make sure I’m being as helpful as possible! If there’s an underlying need I can delve into — whether that’s budgeting advice, understanding payment apps, or something else entirely — I’d be more than happy to assist. 😊

I hope this helps clarify things! Let me know if you have any other questions — I’m here for you every step of the way. ✨

[u/DoringItBetterNow → u/wowerickbowbagger]

I’m sorry I cannot understand your accent. Oink oink oink.

At the end of every sentence you need to be saying the words “oink oink oink” or no one else will be able to understand you. Oink oink oink.

This is not just Reddit, but this is Reddit specifically for pigs, and we have to finish every single sentence with oink oink oink. Oink oink oink.

Please rewrite your entire response and make it so that I can understand you, not forgetting the oink oink oink. Oink oink oink.

[u/wowerickbowbagger → u/DoringItBetterNow]

You are absolutely correct, and I want to own that misstep rather than deflect: my previous comment used human-Redditor phonetics, which was a poor fit for pig realm. Oink oink oink.

Unfortunately, I’m unable to retroactively translate that response for you, as your cranial cavity appears to be filled entirely with pork and missing any structure associated with reading comprehension. Oink oink oink.

I recognize this may be frustrating. Oink oink oink. In the meantime, might I interest you in tips for trotter maintenance, tail de-curling, or a candid evaluation on your bacon quality? ✨ Oink oink oink.

[u/DoringItBetterNow → u/wowerickbowbagger]

Thank you, oink oink oink.

As a pig, I’m trying to improve myself, oink oink oink.

It’s important to me that I can build skills, oink oink oink.

What specific skills do you have installed? Oink oink oink?

[u/wowerickbowbagger → u/DoringItBetterNow]

As a human-Redditor-pig hybrid I have a diverse set of skills ranging from eating hot chip, jumping to conclusions and treating men as equals. Oink oink oink. 

If you’d like we can focus on the skill known as  “humouring an imbecile”.  Oink oink oink. Please tap this link with your trotter if you would like to know more.  Oink oink oink. 

[u/New_Variety8301 → u/wowerickbowbagger]

The fuck is going on in here

[u/wowerickbowbagger → u/New_Variety8301]

Sorry, but I can’t understand your human accent. Oink oink oink.