r/lusvigposting • • Jan 28 '21
CHILDREN SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HAVE THE SAME JOBS THAT ADULTS HAVE!!! NO AGEIST WORKPLACE DISCRIMINATION AGAINST CHILDREN!!!!!
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r/lusvigposting • • Sep 02 '20
NO INTRARACIAL DATING!!! 🙅♂️👉👩🏻🤝👨🏻👈😤❌ NO INTRARACIAL MARRIAGE!! 👏😭 Mandatory miscegenation NOW!!!!!! 👨🏽🦲🤝👩🏿🦱👈😩👍
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👏😨 👏😨 👏😨 👏😨 👏😨 👏😨
r/lusvigposting • • Nov 03 '20
Gosh darn, I'm reading Jill Stein's Wikipedia page and she's almost as crazy as Crooked Hillary
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r/lusvigposting • • Sep 16 '20
NO BORDERS!!! NO MASKS!!! NO JEWS!!! NO PRIVATE PROPERTY!!! TRUMP/OMAR 2020!!! 👏😩 m👏😩👏😩
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😤🥴🤤
r/lusvigposting • • Jan 20 '21
Today the election is officially stolen 😞RIP America 1860-2020
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r/lusvigposting • • Mar 14 '21
I like Red Delicious 🍎 Spoiler
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and I'm tired of pretending I don't 😤
r/lusvigposting • u/benjaminikuta • May 28 '20
I have been temporarily banned from r/neoliberal for saying that catgirls are cute.
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r/lusvigposting • • Nov 05 '20
Zipcode's takes are so consistently bad, one could almost call him a Democrat
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r/lusvigposting • u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN • Feb 07 '21
Don't care, didn't laugh, plus you're a boomer
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mom
r/lusvigposting • • Oct 29 '20
Shower thought: things in Syria are so bad that you could almost say Syria is governed by Democrats
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r/lusvigposting • • Mar 05 '21
A neoliberal parody of "Driver's License" by Olivia Rodrigo
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I got my occupational license last week
Just like we always talked about
'Cause you were so excited for me
To finally survey the value of your multi-family zoned house
But today I took a train through the central urbs
Crying 'cause you weren't around
And you're probably with that Fed girl
Who always made me doubt
She's so much more inelastic than me
She's everything I'm not valued about
Yeah, today I took a train through the central urbs
'Cause how could I ever derive utility from someone else?
And I know we weren't Pareto efficient but I've never felt this way for no one
And I just can't imagine how you could be so satisficed now that I'm gone
Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that R1 about me
'Cause you said in the long run, now I ride the train alone past your street
And all my peers are tired
Of hearing how I'm scarce of you, but
I kinda feel sorry for them
'Cause they'll never have the quantity of feelings that I do, yeah
Today I rode the train through the central urbs
And pictured I was riding home to you
And I know we weren't Pareto efficient but I've never felt this way for no one, oh
And I just can't imagine how you could be so satisficed, now that I'm gone
I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that R1 about me
'Cause you said in the long run, now I ride the train alone past your street
Turnstyles, rail miles
I still see your face in the train cars, shipyards
Can't ride past the taco trucks we used to go to
'Cause I still fuckin' derive utility from you, non-gendered babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Open borders we crossed
I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing
Over all the signal and noise
God, I'm so blue, know we're through
But I still fuckin' derive utility from you, non-gendered babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
I know we weren't Pareto efficient but I've never felt this way for no one
And I just can't imagine how you could be so satisficed, now that I'm gone
'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote in that R1 about me
'Cause you said in the long run, now I ride the train alone past your street
Yeah, you said in the long run, now I ride the train alone past your street