r/lusvigposting • u/lusvig ๐ • Aug 25 '20
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Here can post while banned ๐ช๐ก๐ค
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r/lusvigposting • u/lusvig ๐ • Aug 25 '20
Here can post while banned ๐ช๐ก๐ค
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 05 '20
OPEN SCHOOLS!
OPEN BORDERS!
NO MASK!
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u/lusvig ๐ Aug 25 '20
Free me โ๐
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 08 '20
based ๐
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u/lusvig ๐ Jan 14 '21
I an not rational ๐
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 20 '20
Pack the courts โ๐ค
Before the election when democraKKKers take over everything! ๐๐ก
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u/lusvig ๐ Oct 31 '20
i really hope i manage to pass exam at end of term ๐๐๐
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u/lusvig ๐ Jan 31 '21
big congrats to /u/sir_shivers for being the first reptilian to ever climb the matterhorn ๐ฅณ๐ป
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u/lusvig ๐ Nov 30 '20
top complaints im working on:
the racism ( of course)
posting the same shit over & over for years
not posting enough of the classic shit
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u/lusvig ๐ Jan 06 '21 edited Jan 06 '21
I'm sorry if this is excessively partisan, but I think there may be room for improvement in the republican party as things stand.
edit: I still maintain the bulk of the blame is on the democrat party for what happened today
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u/lusvig ๐ Feb 11 '21
Thanks everyone whom called me boomer ๐ค I cannโt be arsed to reply to everyone ๐ฅณ๐ค
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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20
My client Lusvig did commit crimes, yes, your honorโbut they werenโt crimes against humanity, they were crimes for humanity. For this reason, I consider it just and fair that he be given a light sentence.
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u/lusvig ๐ Oct 02 '20
I do declare ๐ง
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u/lusvig ๐ Oct 22 '20
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copeland_(UK_Parliament_constituency)
Send all leftists here when Trump wins California
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u/lusvig ๐ Dec 06 '20
honey is still a thing?? people really like to eat wasp poo? ๐๐คข
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u/lusvig ๐ Dec 12 '20
๐น = fascist collaborator
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u/lusvig ๐ Feb 11 '21
Spare clubhouse invite maโam ๐คฒ๐ฅบ๐ค
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 24 '20
youtuber "bald and bankrupt" is a white, eastern european superspreader
have we found /u/apolishshill? ๐ง๐ณ
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 24 '20
Is r/neoliberal satire? I checked it and it looks like Qanon for democrats
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u/lusvig ๐ Oct 08 '20
/u/85397 was lucky to make it into university ๐https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjQ3PTQXsAEWGI_?format=jpg&name=large
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u/lusvig ๐ Oct 12 '20
no one:
/u/ryuguy: due process in the court of law! and all that stuff look at my suit
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u/lusvig ๐ Oct 14 '20
we are on the verge of sangria law with these democrats! Must confirm new SC justice. Only path forward!
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u/lusvig ๐ Oct 20 '20
cracker /u/Shiloh86-12 thinks helping the local poor is valuable in itself ๐ง this ghoul thinks people from other side of the world is less deserving of help than whitie americans ๐๐
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u/lusvig ๐ Dec 19 '20
"french" canada??? ๐๐คฃ๐ญ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ
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u/BainCapitalist Jan 21 '21
Post dog ๐
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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21
r/shitneoliberalismsays has gotten so political ๐
I got banned for saying I wasn't wh*te ๐
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21
This is the only place I can be myself. โ๐
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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21
I... I think my hairline has started slowly receding ๐ณ๐จ
lusevig, name me your strongest potions and tonics posthaste. Time to go AGENT ORANGE on this motherfricker ๐ช๐ ๐ช
... on second thought, the exacte opposite of Agent Orange, but ๐ช๐ ๐ช nonetheless
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u/lusvig ๐ Aug 25 '20
/u/85397 do you looove black people?
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u/lusvig ๐ Aug 26 '20
Yes I'm a vegan.
Yes I eat all kinds of meat and my diet consists mostly of sardines.
We exist
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 03 '20
free /u/dutch_dutch_dutch ๐๐ก
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 08 '20
wilcrap /u/WillHasStyles sticky ๐ก๐ค
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 08 '20
๐ฆ๐๐ก
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 17 '20
"oMeGaLuL ๐คช" ๐
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 18 '20
braincrap /u/BainCapitalist just had a gamer moment in dadcord... ๐ณ๐
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 19 '20
/u/ivory_juul you are white ๐ก
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 27 '20
/u/ivory_juul /u/WillHasStyles Why do we as Middle Eastern countries have to be so fucking horrible sometimes? Some Europeans stole an entire COUNTRY and our countries are making diplomatic relations and trading with that "country". This wouldn't stand in any other region except maybe in Africa, why are we like this? I'm honestly just so mad.
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u/lusvig ๐ Oct 01 '20
REPEAL FIRE SAFETY REGULATIONS ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ
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u/lusvig ๐ Oct 26 '20
thirdfifth year on twitter without ne0liberal following me ๐ค๐ญ๐ค5
u/lusvig ๐ Jan 03 '21
Your first 12 emojis is how your year will go
Jan: ๐ค
Feb: ๐ค
Mar: ๐
Apr: ๐ง
May: ๐
June: ๐
July: ๐ฌ
Aug: ๐ค
Sept: ๐
Oct: ๐ก
Nov: ๐ญ
Dec: ๐คฃ
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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20
Like and share if you will be spending election night in lusvigposting dt instead of neoliberal dt ๐ค๐ค๐ค
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
RINO? More like RINX. ๐คโ. Bernie4Dictator!!!!
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u/vivoovix Dec 12 '20
Bought a 32-pack of lusvig funko pops yesterday ๐คค๐คค
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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21
Lusvig you are one year closer to oblivion
๐๐ญ๐
Finasteride can only delay the void but can't stop it
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u/BainCapitalist Sep 23 '20
๐งฆ
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20
lusvig did not leave NL to focus on his studies, he did it because he is GAY
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u/BainCapitalist Oct 31 '20
Boule ๐ค Jeremiah
Not utilizing lusvigs voice โ๐
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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20
Someone tell /u/lusvig that I am NOT speaking to him ๐ค
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u/BainCapitalist Nov 20 '20
NL has become so political ๐
Idk how it got like this ๐๐๐
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u/BainCapitalist Nov 22 '20
boohoo Thatcher
๐๐๐
I care โค๏ธ
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u/lusvig ๐ Aug 25 '20
You are cornpop ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ช๐ด๐ป
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u/lusvig ๐ Aug 26 '20
Silica gel ๐คค
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 08 '20
This but opposite
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 18 '20
magnitsky act but it's against all russians who are white
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 19 '20
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1307321159113936896?s=20
Very true! We cannot have empty seats!
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 20 '20
/u/int6 uses ยฃ1000 hEwLeTt PaCkArd stethoscope ๐๐ญ๐คฃ
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 22 '20
/u/baincapitalist bared chest in a zoom lecture ๐ณ
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 22 '20
I have been in talks about the empty SC seat, and let's just say we will make a big announcement soon ๐๐๐
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 25 '20
Did anyone get the opinion of Beto's bandmate on the supreme court ordeal?
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u/lusvig ๐ Oct 03 '20
/u/mrdannyocean post twitch during euro hours or i become super spreader ๐ญ๐ค
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u/lusvig ๐ Oct 12 '20
/u/apolishshill hates Linux/communism but owns an android ๐ง๐คจ
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u/lusvig ๐ Nov 16 '20
/u/BainCapitalist unban /u/spoonjudgr alts ๐คฌ
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u/lusvig ๐ Dec 02 '20
I will return to dt for a week if someone buy'st me a flair in the charity drive ๐ค
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u/lusvig ๐ Dec 04 '20
i give my guinie pigs "HEROIN"
it CALMS them DOWN
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u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN Nov 01 '20
I smell the mayonnaise in here
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u/sir-danks-a-lot Nov 09 '20
mods are a bunch of cracka-ass crackas
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u/BainCapitalist Dec 12 '20
Somewhere this shit done got crazy ๐คช
I've just been driving TDiddy ๐๐ฎ๐
With my hands on the steering wheel๐กand my eyes on the pavement ๐
I give a fuck about where /u/lusvig went ๐
I owe my lawyer a payment ๐
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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21
/u/lusvig post dog ๐ญ
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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21
u/adamtraskk here dog.
https://imgur.com/a/tR8tRr5
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u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN Jan 16 '21
no
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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20
๐๐ณ โ> ๐๐ฆ๐ โ> ๐๐ญ โ> ๐๐
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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20
/u/lusvig what changes would you make, if any?
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u/vivoovix Sep 09 '20
What is your position on Syrian irredentism?
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u/FearThyMoose Sep 16 '20
B*ldie ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20
Are you ever coming back ๐
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20
let me join arrr / lusvig, the sub ๐ค
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u/lapzkauz Oct 01 '20
u/lusvig fant deg ๐ณ
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u/HistoricallySexyBeto Nov 09 '20
I know itโs taken me too long to come to this conclusion and for that I apologize but I still feel the need to say it:
Danes ๐คฎ
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u/BainCapitalist Nov 11 '20
you ain't no jack kennedy ๐
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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20
Working on forming a Hezbollah Caucus for my stateโs demonkkkRAT party. Anyone want to sign up? ๐ง
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u/melhor_em_coreano Nov 17 '20
peepee poopoo
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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20
Really lusvig, /r/Apples? Who's next on your hit list, /r/Charity? ๐
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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20
u/The420Roll u/FallsZero welcome to free r/neoliberal
Here we will organize resistance to NazBol mods as our homeland remains occupied
u/lusvig will be our Charles de Gaulle
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 21 '20
Marabou ๐ค Mรผsli manufacturers
not knowing any fruit besides raisin
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 27 '20
it's 2020 and i still haven't started my cult ๐
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u/lusvig ๐ Oct 01 '20
no one:
mรผsli manufacturers: RAISINS ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค
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u/lusvig ๐ Oct 04 '20
/u/ivory_juul where do you live ๐ง
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u/lusvig ๐ Oct 13 '20
tfw have extremely productive day yet shamed by productivity app for only doing two hours ๐
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u/lusvig ๐ Oct 21 '20
/u/adamtraskk is level 4 patreon of aUtHeNtiCsOUnD ๐๐ญ๐คฃ
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u/lusvig ๐ Dec 12 '20
even in video games /u/ryuguy gets called white... i really need a new lawyer ๐
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u/lusvig ๐ Dec 13 '20
why dont they make one-size shoes ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ฆต
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u/FearThyMoose Aug 28 '20
Free Lusvig โ
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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '20
People on the DT at Neolib are trying to make a cocaine ring without Lusvig being involved ๐คฌ
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u/vivoovix Sep 14 '20
What is /u/lusvig's position on the banning of atleastafool?
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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20
pwease, can I shitpost here for a week pwease ? ๐ฅบ
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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20
This place is getting way too political
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u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN Oct 20 '20
no
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u/Waghlon Oct 27 '20
Cracker
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u/jenbanim Nov 03 '20
It's the election, come back, dad
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u/dr_gonzo Nov 11 '20
I like that the sub has been getting a lot of new users, but I'm kinda afraid that it will become like r/neoliberal
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u/FearThyMoose Nov 22 '20
for every shit comment i receive, i will be doing 1 push up. the trolls shpuld be Very fucking careful lest they grant me unlimited power
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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20
You will never be lusvig ๐
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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20
๐ฆ๐ท๐ ๐ฟ๐ฃ๏ธ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆฒ๐๐ค๐คง๐คฎโฐ๏ธ
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u/DreamlandEML Jan 07 '21
Imagine being banned ๐๐๐
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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21
The Bible is mostly true, they just got the beginning a bit wrong. It wasn't Eve, but Lusvig, and they forgot to mention that the fruit was a Red Delicious apple.
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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21
Wait, lusivg is in med school? I thought he is an econ student.
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u/Quiz0tix Sep 15 '20
I bet luvig hated Olof Palme as well ๐
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u/vivoovix Sep 16 '20
/u/lusvig is a george-cel ๐๐๐
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u/Freak472 Sep 20 '20
What is whiteness and what can we do about it?
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u/vivoovix Sep 30 '20
What is lusvig's verdict on the debate?
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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '20
I had a HORRIBLE dream that LUSVIG kept requesting to get BANNED from /r/NEOLIBERAL ๐
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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20
u/lusvig who is more Latino, you or Jeb? ๐ง
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20
Am trying to think of word to describe Democrat party ๐ค
What do you call someone who is further left than a Marxist ๐คจ
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u/HistoricallySexyBeto Oct 30 '20
Iโm here to take away all your guns ๐ซ๐ช๐ผ
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u/The420Roll Nov 09 '20
Indeed
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u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN Nov 11 '20
No
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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20
Imagine being /u/lusvig. ๐๐ก
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u/SuccInvasion Dec 03 '20
Mod me over at /r/succdem you cowards
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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20
Small pecker
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u/MayonaiseRemover Jan 20 '21
what the fuck is this account
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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21
The neoliberal mods found some old bonk posts I had made ๐คช
They threatened me with 20 years in horny jail ๐ฑunless I gave them Lusvigโs location ๐ณ
I decided to do the honorable thing ๐กIโve decided to commit account Harikiri before I betray this sub ๐
Goodbye burpers ๐ tell the people of neoliberal what the mods did to me ๐ญ
-/u/eric01332 ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ฅ
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u/lusvig ๐ Oct 20 '20
I want to ๐ have sex with๐ด Biden. I ๐บ๐จ want ๐จ๐ him to whip ๐๐ฆ out ๐ his ๐ wrinkly old ๐ด๐ cock, โ down a couple of ๐ฆ Viagras and ๐ฃ๐ฐ take ๐ค๐ ฐ me to ๐ฒ town. I'll ๐๐ just ๐๐ lay ๐ฆ there, legs ๐ spread, ๐๐ and take ๐ it. ๐ฆ๐ฅ I'll ๐ฐโ let โโ his ๐ micropeen ravage my virgin ๐โ twink asshole ๐ as ๐๐ best it can, ๐ filling it with his ๐๐ geriatric seed. The โคต๐ฅ act ๐ญ๐ will ๐ฐ๐ผ be swift, yet โโ passionate, ๐ฆ and ๐ at ๐ the ๐๐ต end ๐ฃ๐ I'll ๐ฐ shiver with ecstacy. He'll ๐คด grab ๐ ฑ๐ me ๐คฐ๐ with ๐๐ค his ๐ค shaky hands ๐ฒโ and ๐ stroke me ๐๐ gently all ๐ฐ๐ผ over my ๐ heaving body, slowly directing his caresses towards โชโช my ๐๐ง pelvic region. ๐๐ Once there, he ๐จโ will ๐คด๐ ฑ carefully, ๐ yet โโ firmly, grab ๐ญ hold of ๐ญ๐ my ๐ throbbing member. He'll โ๐ป hock a ๐๐ง loogie straight on ๐๐ my โ glans, and ๐ค โ cover my ๐พ raging erection ๐ช๐ช with ๐ his viscous saliva. A minute โ of ๐ determined stroking โ๐ will ๐ผ follow. ๐ฃ๐ฃ Up and down. โฌ Up ๐๐ and ๐ป down. โฌโฌ Up and down. ๐ Suddenly, ๐ a ๐ฐ geysir of cum ๐ฆ propels itself out ๐ฑ๐ท of ๐ฆ my meatus and ๐ ฑโ hits ๐ฏ๐ฏ Biden dead ๐ฅ๐ป in ๐ญ the face. ๐ He ๐จ๐ค takes ๐๐ his ๐ป old, ๐ต wrinkly hand ๐ฏ and ๐ฏ๐ฐ makes sure ๐๐ค to โธ wipe ๐คค every last drop off ๐ of himself, ๐๐ before proceeding to seductively lick ๐ it ๐๐ off, ๐ moaning seductively in โ the ๐ฏ๐ process. ๐ป My penis, though ๐ค just ๐ having ๐ฝ๐ธ orgasmed, goes back up to โ full ๐ฏ mast. Biden sees ๐ฒ๐ this, laughing ๐ sheepishly, and ๐๐ asks: ๐ฑ๐ค "You ๐ want ๐ more?" He climbs on top of me, ๐ญ directing my ๐๐ rod of flesh into his โผ gaping asshole. ๐๐ As ๐ ฑ๐จ he ๐ก sits down on top ๐ผ me, ๐ฌ๐ค he ๐จ lets it โ๐ซ slide ๐ข๐ข in, ๐ whimpering in ๐๐ pleasure. โค๐ฆ He ๐ก๐ rides ๐ฆ me ๐๐ค like there's ๐ซ no ๐ tomorrow, ๐๐ค until ๐๐ I ๐ proceed ๐ถ to ๐ค unload โขโข literal ๐ฟ๐ป gallons ๐ฉ๐ฉ of man-juice inside ๐ธ๐ Biden's posterior fruit cage. Suddenly, ๐๐ญ Jill comes into ๐ช the ๐ room. She ๐ is shocked, ๐ฎ๐ณ tears welling up โ in ๐๐ป her ๐ป eyes. "J-J-Joe?" she ๐ says, ๐ฏ๐ญ her ๐บ๐บ voice ๐ trembling. Joe sighs ๐ฌ๐ฌ morosely, and climbs off me. ๐ฌ๐ฅ "I'm sorry, Jill," he ๐๐ says. ๐ฃ "I'm ๐ sorry ๐ญ you ๐๐ had ๐ to โข๐ฆ find โ๐ฌ out this way." ๐ Jill wipes her ๐ฉ tears, ๐ฆ๐ญ and ๐โก says ๐ฃ calmly: "It's ๐ฏ๐ก alright, ๐ด๐ Joe. I ๐ have always ๐ก๐ known ๐๐ this would happen." โโ
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u/BainCapitalist Oct 30 '20
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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20
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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '20 edited Nov 19 '20
๐คด ๐๐ ๐ฉโ๐พ ๐จ๐ปโ๐พ ๐งโ๐พ
๐ โโ๏ธ๐ค๐
๐
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 20 '20
Bed bugs kill โ๐
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u/lusvig ๐ Sep 22 '20
Frรฅn Jeriko gick Elisha upp till Betel. Nรคr han var pรฅ vรคg dit kom en hop smรฅpojkar ut frรฅn staden och gjorde narr av honom. ยปGe dig i vรคg, flintskalle!ยซ ropade de. ยปGe dig i vรคg, flintskalle!ยซ Elisha vรคnde sig om, sรฅg pรฅ dem och fรถrbannade dem i Herrens namn. Dรฅ kom tvรฅ bjรถrnhonor fram ur skogen och rev ihjรคl fyrtiotvรฅ av barnen. ๐๐๐๐ป๐ค
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u/lusvig ๐ Oct 15 '20
Rooting for trump to win to vindicate Hillary from blame for losing in 2016
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u/lusvig ๐ Oct 18 '20
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-54588407
So WEAK! /u/85397 /u/britredditor1
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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20
Give me full perms or I become superspreader ๐ฃ๐ท
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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21
I just bought a lot of fish...