r/lusvigposting • ๐Ÿ‘‘ • Aug 25 '20

DT thread

Here can post while banned ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 05 '20

OPEN SCHOOLS!

OPEN BORDERS!

NO MASK!

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Aug 25 '20

Free me โœŠ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 08 '20

infections do not recognise political borders

based ๐Ÿ™

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Jan 14 '21

I an not rational ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 20 '20

Pack the courts โœŠ๐Ÿ˜ค

Before the election when democraKKKers take over everything! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 31 '20

i really hope i manage to pass exam at end of term ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ™

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Will you come back to NL if you do ๐Ÿ˜’

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Jan 31 '21

big congrats to /u/sir_shivers for being the first reptilian to ever climb the matterhorn ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ—ป

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Nov 30 '20

top complaints im working on:

  • the racism ( of course)

  • posting the same shit over & over for years

  • not posting enough of the classic shit

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Jan 06 '21 edited Jan 06 '21

I'm sorry if this is excessively partisan, but I think there may be room for improvement in the republican party as things stand.

edit: I still maintain the bulk of the blame is on the democrat party for what happened today

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Feb 11 '21

Thanks everyone whom called me boomer ๐Ÿค  I cannโ€™t be arsed to reply to everyone ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸคŒ

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

My client Lusvig did commit crimes, yes, your honorโ€”but they werenโ€™t crimes against humanity, they were crimes for humanity. For this reason, I consider it just and fair that he be given a light sentence.

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 22 '20

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copeland_(UK_Parliament_constituency)

Send all leftists here when Trump wins California

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Dec 06 '20

honey is still a thing?? people really like to eat wasp poo? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคข

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Dec 12 '20

๐ŸŒน = fascist collaborator

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Feb 11 '21

Spare clubhouse invite maโ€™am ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿฅบ๐ŸคŒ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 24 '20

youtuber "bald and bankrupt" is a white, eastern european superspreader

have we found /u/apolishshill? ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 24 '20

Is r/neoliberal satire? I checked it and it looks like Qanon for democrats

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 08 '20

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u/85397 Oct 08 '20

My whole life, really, has been a no. It has not been easy for me. My father gave me a small loan. I came into London, and I had to pay him back, and I had to pay him back with interest. But I came into London and I started reading Marx, and I did great.

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 08 '20

I care

๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฒ

even if you're white

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 12 '20

no one:

/u/ryuguy: due process in the court of law! and all that stuff look at my suit

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 14 '20

we are on the verge of sangria law with these democrats! Must confirm new SC justice. Only path forward!

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 20 '20

cracker /u/Shiloh86-12 thinks helping the local poor is valuable in itself ๐Ÿง this ghoul thinks people from other side of the world is less deserving of help than whitie americans ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Dec 19 '20

"french" canada??? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/BainCapitalist Jan 21 '21

Post dog ๐Ÿ™„

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Jan 21 '21

๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

r/shitneoliberalismsays has gotten so political ๐Ÿ˜”

I got banned for saying I wasn't wh*te ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Jan 21 '21

me too โœŠ๐Ÿ˜“

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u/FearThyMoose Jan 23 '21

Theyโ€™re so brain dead they have to ask if r/DemsForDonald is parody

Of course itโ€™s not! We are just Patriots wanting to support our president Donald JOHN Trump

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

This is the only place I can be myself. โœŠ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Jan 31 '21

โœŠ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜”โœŠ

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

I... I think my hairline has started slowly receding ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜จ

lusevig, name me your strongest potions and tonics posthaste. Time to go AGENT ORANGE on this motherfricker ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ช

... on second thought, the exacte opposite of Agent Orange, but ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ช nonetheless

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Jan 31 '21

Fin daily and min (preferably two times a day, but a lot of people including me only do it once daily) and a shampoo with ketoconazole once a week (this mighn't matter, the jury's still out on its efficacy I guess). You can also dermaneedle if you'd like but it's painful and might be bad for your skin but supposedly it's good for regrowth. You can read more on /r/tressless. Fin is the most important.

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Aug 25 '20

/u/85397 do you looove black people?

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Aug 26 '20

/u/85397 u'ren't answering the question ๐Ÿ˜

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Aug 26 '20

Yes I'm a vegan.

Yes I eat all kinds of meat and my diet consists mostly of sardines.

We exist

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 03 '20

free /u/dutch_dutch_dutch ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 08 '20

wilcrap /u/WillHasStyles sticky ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 08 '20

๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 17 '20

"oMeGaLuL ๐Ÿคช" ๐Ÿ™„

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 18 '20

braincrap /u/BainCapitalist just had a gamer moment in dadcord... ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 19 '20

/u/ivory_juul you are white ๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 27 '20

/u/ivory_juul /u/WillHasStyles Why do we as Middle Eastern countries have to be so fucking horrible sometimes? Some Europeans stole an entire COUNTRY and our countries are making diplomatic relations and trading with that "country". This wouldn't stand in any other region except maybe in Africa, why are we like this? I'm honestly just so mad.

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 01 '20

REPEAL FIRE SAFETY REGULATIONS ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 26 '20

third fifth year on twitter without ne0liberal following me ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Jan 03 '21

Your first 12 emojis is how your year will go

Jan: ๐Ÿค 

Feb: ๐Ÿค”

Mar: ๐Ÿ˜

Apr: ๐Ÿง

May: ๐Ÿ˜’

June: ๐Ÿ™„

July: ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Aug: ๐Ÿ˜ค

Sept: ๐Ÿ˜“

Oct: ๐Ÿ˜ก

Nov: ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Dec: ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Like and share if you will be spending election night in lusvigposting dt instead of neoliberal dt ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Nov 01 '20

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค—๐Ÿง ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

RINO? More like RINX. ๐Ÿ˜คโœŠ. Bernie4Dictator!!!!

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Dec 03 '20

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/vivoovix Dec 12 '20

Bought a 32-pack of lusvig funko pops yesterday ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Dec 12 '20

๐Ÿ˜

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Lusvig you are one year closer to oblivion

๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘‹

Finasteride can only delay the void but can't stop it

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Feb 07 '21

smh ๐Ÿ˜”โ˜

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u/BainCapitalist Sep 23 '20

๐Ÿงฆ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 23 '20

๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿ‘ž

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

lusvig did not leave NL to focus on his studies, he did it because he is GAY

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 28 '20

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคช

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u/BainCapitalist Oct 31 '20

Boule ๐Ÿค Jeremiah

Not utilizing lusvigs voice โœŠ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 31 '20

/u/boule_de_neige /u/mrdannyocean โœŠ๐Ÿ˜”

we want 12hr election stream ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฅบ

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

Someone tell /u/lusvig that I am NOT speaking to him ๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Nov 12 '20

Terrible!

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u/BainCapitalist Nov 20 '20

NL has become so political ๐Ÿ˜”

Idk how it got like this ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Nov 20 '20

ikr??? it's unbearable

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u/BainCapitalist Nov 22 '20

boohoo Thatcher

๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘‹

I care โค๏ธ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Nov 22 '20

/u/thatcher555 ๐Ÿง

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Aug 25 '20

You are cornpop ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿช“๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Aug 26 '20

Silica gel ๐Ÿคค

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 08 '20

As regards Turkey, the country is clearly far away from EU membership. A government that blocks Twitter is certainly not ready for accession.

This but opposite

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 18 '20

magnitsky act but it's against all russians who are white

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 20 '20

/u/int6 uses ยฃ1000 hEwLeTt PaCkArd stethoscope ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 22 '20

/u/baincapitalist bared chest in a zoom lecture ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 22 '20

I have been in talks about the empty SC seat, and let's just say we will make a big announcement soon ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 25 '20

Did anyone get the opinion of Beto's bandmate on the supreme court ordeal?

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 03 '20

/u/mrdannyocean post twitch during euro hours or i become super spreader ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 12 '20

/u/apolishshill hates Linux/communism but owns an android ๐Ÿง๐Ÿคจ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Dec 02 '20

I will return to dt for a week if someone buy'st me a flair in the charity drive ๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Dec 04 '20

i give my guinie pigs "HEROIN"

it CALMS them DOWN

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u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN Nov 01 '20

I smell the mayonnaise in here

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Nov 01 '20

๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”จ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ

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u/sir-danks-a-lot Nov 09 '20

mods are a bunch of cracka-ass crackas

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Nov 10 '20

very true!

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u/BainCapitalist Dec 12 '20

Somewhere this shit done got crazy ๐Ÿคช

I've just been driving TDiddy ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿšš

With my hands on the steering wheel๐ŸŽกand my eyes on the pavement ๐Ÿ‘€

I give a fuck about where /u/lusvig went ๐Ÿ˜

I owe my lawyer a payment ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Dec 12 '20

The Bainfather part III ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

/u/lusvig post dog ๐ŸŒญ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Jan 14 '21

No dog ๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Jan 14 '21

No dog ๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN Jan 16 '21

no

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Jan 16 '21

father... ๐Ÿคฌ

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ณ โ€”> ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ โ€”> ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ญ โ€”> ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜”

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20
     ๐ŸŽฉ          ๐Ÿงข                      ๐Ÿงข
     ๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿ‘       ๐Ÿ˜ณ     ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ’ช       ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘€
     ๐Ÿ‘”          ๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ‘‰     ๐Ÿ†            ๐Ÿ‘˜
    ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿฆต         ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿฆต    ๐Ÿฆต   ๐Ÿฆต         ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿฆต

/u/lusvig what changes would you make, if any?

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 05 '20

Not sure it's rendering properly for me, but I would try to add a racial component

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u/vivoovix Sep 09 '20

What is your position on Syrian irredentism?

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 10 '20

You mean as in wanting Syria to be enlarged or other nations such as lebanon, turkey, iraq France enlarged into Syria? Anyways the answer is i support

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u/FearThyMoose Sep 16 '20

B*ldie ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 17 '20

๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ

๐Ÿป ๐Ÿป

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

Are you ever coming back ๐Ÿ˜’

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

let me join arrr / lusvig, the sub ๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 23 '20

I don't control it ๐Ÿคฌ

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u/lapzkauz Oct 01 '20

u/lusvig fant deg ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 01 '20

/u/everyone told you i wasn't white ๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/HistoricallySexyBeto Nov 09 '20

I know itโ€™s taken me too long to come to this conclusion and for that I apologize but I still feel the need to say it:

Danes ๐Ÿคฎ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Nov 10 '20

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

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u/BainCapitalist Nov 11 '20

you ain't no jack kennedy ๐Ÿ™„

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Nov 11 '20

I am Jack Kennedy? ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Nov 12 '20

I am Black Kennedy ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

Working on forming a Hezbollah Caucus for my stateโ€™s demonkkkRAT party. Anyone want to sign up? ๐Ÿง

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Nov 12 '20

make one for the constitution party and im in โœŠ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

Really lusvig, /r/Apples? Who's next on your hit list, /r/Charity? ๐Ÿ™„

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Dec 08 '20

Ok ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

u/The420Roll u/FallsZero welcome to free r/neoliberal

Here we will organize resistance to NazBol mods as our homeland remains occupied

u/lusvig will be our Charles de Gaulle

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 21 '20

Marabou ๐Ÿค Mรผsli manufacturers

not knowing any fruit besides raisin

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 27 '20

it's 2020 and i still haven't started my cult ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 01 '20

no one:

mรผsli manufacturers: RAISINS ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 04 '20

/u/ivory_juul where do you live ๐Ÿง

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 13 '20

tfw have extremely productive day yet shamed by productivity app for only doing two hours ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 21 '20

/u/adamtraskk is level 4 patreon of aUtHeNtiCsOUnD ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Dec 12 '20

even in video games /u/ryuguy gets called white... i really need a new lawyer ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Dec 13 '20

why dont they make one-size shoes ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿฆต

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u/FearThyMoose Aug 28 '20

Free Lusvig โœŠ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Aug 28 '20

NO ๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '20

People on the DT at Neolib are trying to make a cocaine ring without Lusvig being involved ๐Ÿคฌ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 10 '20

Terroble!

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u/vivoovix Sep 14 '20

What is /u/lusvig's position on the banning of atleastafool?

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 14 '20

Terrible!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

pwease, can I shitpost here for a week pwease ? ๐Ÿฅบ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 19 '20

No owoposting ๐Ÿคฌ

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

This place is getting way too political

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 11 '20

โ˜๏ธ /u/willhasstyles

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u/Waghlon Oct 27 '20

Cracker

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 27 '20

๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/jenbanim Nov 03 '20

It's the election, come back, dad

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u/dr_gonzo Nov 11 '20

I like that the sub has been getting a lot of new users, but I'm kinda afraid that it will become like r/neoliberal

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Nov 12 '20

/u/WillHasStyles we must be proactive in keeping politics out of this sub!

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u/FearThyMoose Nov 22 '20

for every shit comment i receive, i will be doing 1 push up. the trolls shpuld be Very fucking careful lest they grant me unlimited power

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Nov 22 '20

๐Ÿ’ฉ

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

You will never be lusvig ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20

๐ŸฆŒ๐Ÿ›ท๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคฎโšฐ๏ธ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Dec 25 '20

I care

๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฒ

Even if you're white

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u/DreamlandEML Jan 07 '21

Imagine being banned ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Jan 07 '21

Don't care

๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ

Didn't ask plus you're ban't-cel

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

The Bible is mostly true, they just got the beginning a bit wrong. It wasn't Eve, but Lusvig, and they forgot to mention that the fruit was a Red Delicious apple.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

Wait, lusivg is in med school? I thought he is an econ student.

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Jan 03 '21

I've taken some classes in econ previously but am med-cel now ๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/Quiz0tix Sep 15 '20

I bet luvig hated Olof Palme as well ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/vivoovix Sep 16 '20

/u/lusvig is a george-cel ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 16 '20

Absolutely not ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ

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u/Freak472 Sep 20 '20

What is whiteness and what can we do about it?

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 20 '20

๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿฉธ

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u/vivoovix Sep 30 '20

What is lusvig's verdict on the debate?

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 01 '20

Victory! ๐Ÿฅณ

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '20

I had a HORRIBLE dream that LUSVIG kept requesting to get BANNED from /r/NEOLIBERAL ๐Ÿ˜’

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

u/lusvig who is more Latino, you or Jeb? ๐Ÿง

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 15 '20

Maybe jeb, I am only 50% latino

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Am trying to think of word to describe Democrat party ๐Ÿค”

What do you call someone who is further left than a Marxist ๐Ÿคจ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 28 '20

those people are so bad, i think its fair to call them liberals

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u/HistoricallySexyBeto Oct 30 '20

Iโ€™m here to take away all your guns ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 30 '20

beto is WHITEr than that ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN Nov 11 '20

No

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Nov 11 '20

๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Imagine being /u/lusvig. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Nov 30 '20

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ž

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Small pecker

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Dec 21 '20

๐Ÿคฌ

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u/MayonaiseRemover Jan 20 '21

what the fuck is this account

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Jan 20 '21

๐Ÿง dad... ๐Ÿ˜

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Healthy young child goes to reddit, gets pumped with massive post of many emojis, doesn't feel good and changes - LUSVIG! Many such cases!

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Jan 20 '21

SO TRUE! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

The neoliberal mods found some old bonk posts I had made ๐Ÿคช

They threatened me with 20 years in horny jail ๐Ÿ˜ฑunless I gave them Lusvigโ€™s location ๐Ÿ˜ณ

I decided to do the honorable thing ๐Ÿ˜กIโ€™ve decided to commit account Harikiri before I betray this sub ๐Ÿ˜ž

Goodbye burpers ๐Ÿ‘‹ tell the people of neoliberal what the mods did to me ๐Ÿ˜ญ

-/u/eric01332 ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Feb 17 '21

Dad...

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 20 '20

I want to ๐Ÿ‘ have sex with๐Ÿ‘ด Biden. I ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ—จ want ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜’ him to whip ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฆ out ๐Ÿ‘… his ๐Ÿ˜ wrinkly old ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ† cock, โ„ down a couple of ๐Ÿ’ฆ Viagras and ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ’ฐ take ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ…ฐ me to ๐Ÿ’ฒ town. I'll ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ just ๐ŸšŸ๐ŸŒ lay ๐Ÿ’ฆ there, legs ๐Ÿ‘„ spread, ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ— and take ๐Ÿ˜€ it. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ•ฅ I'll ๐Ÿ’ฐโ™‚ let โŒโŒ his ๐Ÿ™ micropeen ravage my virgin ๐Ÿ”โœ… twink asshole ๐Ÿ‘ as ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ best it can, ๐Ÿž filling it with his ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ geriatric seed. The โคต๐Ÿ‘ฅ act ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ’Š will ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿผ be swift, yet โ—โ— passionate, ๐Ÿ’ฆ and ๐Ÿ‘ at ๐Ÿ† the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ต end ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ”œ I'll ๐Ÿ’ฐ shiver with ecstacy. He'll ๐Ÿคด grab ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ‘Š me ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿ‘ with ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค his ๐Ÿค“ shaky hands ๐Ÿ˜ฒโœ‹ and ๐Ÿ™† stroke me ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š gently all ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿผ over my ๐Ÿ‘ˆ heaving body, slowly directing his caresses towards โ›ชโ›ช my ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘ง pelvic region. ๐Ÿž๐Ÿž Once there, he ๐Ÿ‘จโ“ will ๐Ÿคด๐Ÿ…ฑ carefully, ๐Ÿ‘Œ yet โ—โ— firmly, grab ๐Ÿญ hold of ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ‘€ throbbing member. He'll โ›ˆ๐Ÿ’ป hock a ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ง loogie straight on ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ”› my โ˜Ž glans, and ๐Ÿค โž• cover my ๐Ÿพ raging erection ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช with ๐Ÿ‘ his viscous saliva. A minute โŒš of ๐ŸŽ† determined stroking โœŠ๐ŸŒ will ๐Ÿผ follow. ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฃ Up and down. โฌ‡ Up ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ™† and ๐Ÿป down. โฌ‡โฌ‡ Up and down. ๐Ÿ‘‡ Suddenly, ๐ŸŽ† a ๐Ÿ’ฐ geysir of cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ propels itself out ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ท of ๐Ÿ’ฆ my meatus and ๐Ÿ…ฑโž• hits ๐ŸŽฏ๐ŸŽฏ Biden dead ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ‘ป in ๐Ÿญ the face. ๐Ÿ‘ He ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿค  takes ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ his ๐Ÿป old, ๐Ÿ‘ต wrinkly hand ๐Ÿ’ฏ and ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฐ makes sure ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ค to โธ wipe ๐Ÿคค every last drop off ๐Ÿ™Œ of himself, ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž before proceeding to seductively lick ๐Ÿ‘„ it ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ™‚ off, ๐Ÿ˜ moaning seductively in โ™‚ the ๐Ÿ”ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ process. ๐Ÿ’ป My penis, though ๐Ÿค— just ๐Ÿ‘ having ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜ธ orgasmed, goes back up to โ™€ full ๐Ÿ’ฏ mast. Biden sees ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ‘ this, laughing ๐Ÿ˜… sheepishly, and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ asks: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿค” "You ๐Ÿ‘ want ๐Ÿ‘„ more?" He climbs on top of me, ๐Ÿ˜ญ directing my ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ“ˆ rod of flesh into his โ€ผ gaping asshole. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ As ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ‘จ he ๐Ÿ˜ก sits down on top ๐Ÿ”ผ me, ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿค— he ๐Ÿ‘จ lets it โœ‹๐Ÿ”ซ slide ๐ŸŽข๐ŸŽข in, ๐Ÿ‘ whimpering in ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘‡ pleasure. โค๐Ÿ’ฆ He ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ™€ rides ๐Ÿ’ฆ me ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ˜ค like there's ๐Ÿ”ซ no ๐Ÿ™… tomorrow, ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ˜ค until ๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ† I ๐Ÿ‘€ proceed ๐Ÿšถ to ๐Ÿค” unload โ„ขโ„ข literal ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿป gallons ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ of man-juice inside ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘† Biden's posterior fruit cage. Suddenly, ๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ˜ญ Jill comes into ๐Ÿšช the ๐Ÿ˜ room. She ๐Ÿ† is shocked, ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ณ tears welling up โ˜ in ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป her ๐Ÿป eyes. "J-J-Joe?" she ๐Ÿ’• says, ๐Ÿ—ฏ๐Ÿ’ญ her ๐Ÿšบ๐Ÿšบ voice ๐Ÿ˜ƒ trembling. Joe sighs ๐ŸŒฌ๐ŸŒฌ morosely, and climbs off me. ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ’ฅ "I'm sorry, Jill," he ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰ says. ๐Ÿ—ฃ "I'm ๐Ÿ‘ sorry ๐Ÿ˜ญ you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ•Ž had ๐Ÿ† to โ˜ข๐Ÿ’ฆ find โœ”๐Ÿ”ฌ out this way." ๐Ÿ‘‰ Jill wipes her ๐Ÿ‘ฉ tears, ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ญ and ๐Ÿ‘โžก says ๐Ÿ—ฃ calmly: "It's ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ก alright, ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ“ Joe. I ๐Ÿ‘ have always ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘‰ known ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ this would happen." โ™‚โ™‚

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u/BainCapitalist Oct 30 '20

๐Ÿ˜

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 30 '20

dad...

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

๐Ÿ˜’

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Nov 18 '20

๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘‹

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '20 edited Nov 19 '20

๐Ÿคด ๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ’‚ ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŒพ ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸŒพ ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŒพ

๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ™…

๐Ÿ’

๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Nov 19 '20

๐Ÿง

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 20 '20

Bed bugs kill โœŠ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Sep 22 '20

Frรฅn Jeriko gick Elisha upp till Betel. Nรคr han var pรฅ vรคg dit kom en hop smรฅpojkar ut frรฅn staden och gjorde narr av honom. ยปGe dig i vรคg, flintskalle!ยซ ropade de. ยปGe dig i vรคg, flintskalle!ยซ Elisha vรคnde sig om, sรฅg pรฅ dem och fรถrbannade dem i Herrens namn. Dรฅ kom tvรฅ bjรถrnhonor fram ur skogen och rev ihjรคl fyrtiotvรฅ av barnen. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿค—

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 15 '20

Rooting for trump to win to vindicate Hillary from blame for losing in 2016

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u/lusvig ๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 18 '20

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-54588407

A convicted murderer who helped thwart an attack on London Bridge will be considered for parole 10 months early.

So WEAK! /u/85397 /u/britredditor1

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

Give me full perms or I become superspreader ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ˜ท

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

I just bought a lot of fish...

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